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ignatz award-winning comics by and for evil women

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"Porro the Hero" is the title of my new comic. it is a toxic lesbonic fantasy starring Nobelle, bowl-headed water-bearer of Queen Loo Verdant I. rest assured many terrible things will happen to her
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wotta schmuck
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i'm drawing comic book again....slowly, and non-linearly....but i'm doing it....
February 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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May I interest you in GOD'S BASTARDS, my new comic set in a Dark Souls-like world of powerful magical divas? I'm gonna be posting a couple pages a day here for the next few weeks, but you can read what I've got so far for free on my Patreon.
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
wotta schmuck
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
February 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
i think i have become unc (female)
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 PM
my lesbian lover and i spent the evening drinking hot cocoa and painting each other’s nails and playing gay murder mystery videogame and when we were done we just stared at the cat for a while…nobody has it better than us
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 AM
risd classes are prohibitively expensive unfortunately but there is a 10% discount going on right now! and a few other scholarship options are available: ce.risd.edu/student-reso...
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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It's that time of year baby, my 2025 sketchbook pdf is done and you can look at it. Please maxds.itch.io/2025-sketchb...
2025 Sketchbook Collection by max schwartz
maxds.itch.io
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 AM
January 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
just in case i have any friends or “fans” at “anthro new england.” i’m going to be walking around anthro new england tomorrow. it is my first “furry con” so please be nice to me……
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
registration just opened for a class i’m teaching about comics 👩🏻‍🏫 anyone can apply, not just risd students! let me gab at you about comics!!! ce.risd.edu/summer-inten...
RISD Summer Intensives
Summer Intensives Online and studio courses (transfer credit) Tailored to college students and adult working professionals, RISD Continuing Education offers a selection of summer courses that are ...
ce.risd.edu
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
once free of job 1, and having completed the obligations of job 2, i will resume my true passion: drawing indie comics for wokeoids that scare indie comic fans and wokeoids
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
on new year’s eve, i handed in my resignation to the post office. today will be my last day working at the post office
all views expressed on this account are my own and do not represent those of my employer :)
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Nobelle and Queen Loo would like to wish you a jubilant neu year; and Herr Voom hopes for your swift and total demise
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
the next week or so will be quite stressful but after that, i will be happy. please look forward to when i am happy
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
goddex bless us everyone 🎄 youtu.be/gSbIg12Zsec?...
Jim E. Brown - I Don't Want to Die On Christmas (Live from Luther's Mid-Fright Snack)
YouTube video by Sick Slice Studios
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December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
working at the post office on christmas eve….she’s literally giving elf
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The Devil's come to collect His Due.

of the Devil - Episode 2 is now available.
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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my furry sex comedy MEATCUTE is pay-what-you-can til 2026! 🍖👅🐾 read it now at toycomputer.itch.io/meatcute
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Got mine in the mail lmao
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Bus posting.
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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our lesboge for less than cost of sandwich
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
all hats have been shipped 😌 and it’s my birthday 😌 ty
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
all hat preorders will be in the mail tomorrow….thank you for your patience, darling chasers 🙂‍↕️
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM