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Paul
@blueninjaguy.bsky.social
Working in property management is crazy on the nervous system.

This walmart on the other side of the country has trash in its parking lot so now your body will react as if you’re surrounded by hungry tigers!!
March 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wallace and Gromit and Tyler Durden
January 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky!! (Beach vacation time) 🦐🦃🥧🦀
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Good morning and happy Monday, gang! Let’s get through this short week together :3
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favourite TV show?

Quote share your answer in gif form
November 25, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Happy Caturday from Clementine's little half-brother!
November 23, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Platinum is an excellent game but only has Infernape, Flareon, Houndoom, Rapidash, and Magmortar for fire-types. So if you don't like those mons but really want a fire-type, my vote is a randomizer of a familar game (maybe HeartGold!). Otherwise I vote Platinum!
November 20, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.

I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral
November 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I'm a sucker for a good quiz + its got cats!! Mine was pretty accurate too!
November 19, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 16, 2024 at 9:21 PM
PET TAX!!! PHOTO PAYMENT IS REQUIRED TO PROCEED
November 13, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I always get the best pulls at work and then forget to share them!!!
November 13, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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If I win the lottery I'm not telling anyone. But there will be signs
November 11, 2024 at 7:26 PM
🥰🥰🥰
November 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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sometimes you just gotta wake up from a two hour nap throw up your entire stomach contents hit the bong and then lock the fuck in on overwatch
November 10, 2024 at 1:59 AM
If the world worked like my anxiety says it does:
Someone crashed into me on purpose because my wipers were going too fast for how much rain there was 😔🌧
November 7, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Allow me a moment to speak to my friends that are hurting right now. 💙🙏🏻
November 6, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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Kitty Bees 🐱🐝
November 5, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Clementine says Happy Caturday, Bluesky!
November 2, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I disagree about the emotions part but the rest is true ⛈⛈⛈
November 1, 2024 at 3:47 PM
He speaks for the trees and the sonics too!
October 31, 2024 at 11:25 PM