Bloody Mary
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Professional Pirate does cosplay
@hotdogmontana.bsky.social This year I'm giving emotional support dinosaurs to the staff at my school! I can't wait!
February 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
@hotdogmontana.bsky.social This year I'm giving emotional support dinosaurs to the staff at my school! I can't wait!
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February 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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From the Twitter archives.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From the Twitter archives.
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This is a perfect sentence:
"All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."
"All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."
I wrote this on eternal life and ceaseless cringe. And how I've no interest in living forever if it's in a world ruled by the weird, brittle freaks we call tech CEOs.
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
Séamas O'Reilly: The world is an objectively worse place because of tech-bro oligarchs
As Zuckerberg pontificates about masculinity and traditional values, he does so in soundbites as lifeless as his former paeans to gender and racial equality
www.irishexaminer.com
January 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This is a perfect sentence:
"All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."
"All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."
Finally an acceptable one for Libra!
January 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Finally an acceptable one for Libra!
Friend: "Sorry I got a little tied up this morning"
Me: "I'll tie you up" "I bet you like being tied up" *omg no 🤦♀️*
"No worries!"
Me: "I'll tie you up" "I bet you like being tied up" *omg no 🤦♀️*
"No worries!"
January 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Friend: "Sorry I got a little tied up this morning"
Me: "I'll tie you up" "I bet you like being tied up" *omg no 🤦♀️*
"No worries!"
Me: "I'll tie you up" "I bet you like being tied up" *omg no 🤦♀️*
"No worries!"
Pirate me, work me, home me... 3 different people
January 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pirate me, work me, home me... 3 different people
Quarters and hand roulette are the games of choice for 8th graders... Not a lot has changed in 20ish years
January 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Quarters and hand roulette are the games of choice for 8th graders... Not a lot has changed in 20ish years
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Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy
theonion.com/nations...
theonion.com/nations...
January 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy
theonion.com/nations...
theonion.com/nations...
I need more reasons to dress like this...
January 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I need more reasons to dress like this...
*Insert clever, thought provoking, phrase here...*
January 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
*Insert clever, thought provoking, phrase here...*
I must recommend "Lights Out" by Navessa Allen, especially on audiobook. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4 stars, no notes. Her next book comes out this summer 😍
January 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I must recommend "Lights Out" by Navessa Allen, especially on audiobook. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4 stars, no notes. Her next book comes out this summer 😍