*to the tune of Going to the Chapel* 🎶 going to the Costco and I’m 🎶 gonna get a hotdog 🎶

Growing really sucks and growing really hurts but if you don’t do it I guess things stay worse

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth

This is class

Jericho is threatening violence against a Mexican family. His wife must be so turned on rn.
#aew 🤼‍♂️

Weird to watch Netflix movies about daring secret agents working on behalf of the president to protect the country when in real life the president’s the one the country needs protection from.

Randy Newman’s early songs taught me more about the different kinds of narrators than all the English classes I took in high school.

The difference between CNN and the Titanic is the Titanic went down with all its anchors.

why are they giving Colin Farrell an award for The Penguin, I watched the whole thing and I didn't even see him

When you aren’t sure of what to do or how to get through - pizza is usually a good idea. Suffice it to say - I am getting pizza. #HappyHolidays

I feel that people are sleeping on DylanFeratu coming on 12/25. A beautifully creepy vampire movie and a Bob Dylan biopic all on one day at the cinema. #AllIWantForChristmasIsNosferatu
#DeckTheHallsWithDylan

I know I am fantastically late to the part but man, is Octopath Traveler a fun and engrossing little throwback of a game. #TurnBasedGamesRule