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Yasmin LeBon was taken aback when she discovered that Simon had chosen Nicholas Witchell as his best man.
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June 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
24 Hours in Twitter:
Yesterday - notifications down
This morning- account 'flagged' for re-tweeting post about a Palestinian doctor who had 9 children killed by Israel
This afternoon - the whole thing is down

An absolute bin fire.
May 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Is this allowed? 😁 #universitychallenge
March 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Are you enjoying our honeymoon, Gladys?"

"Yes dear, apart from when you're coughing up blood or staring at that teenage boy."

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March 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
After Boxing Day, the calendar goes: Dec 27, 28, 28, 28, 29, 29, 29, 30, 30, 30, 30,...
December 29, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I still get a pang of regret on a Saturday evening when I remember Parkinson isn't on later.
November 30, 2024 at 8:52 PM
MWAHAWHAWHAAAAHAA!
November 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
"There ye are ma'am. A little posy of lavender looks so elegant on ye, and covers up yer brandy breath at treat, so it does."
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November 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Reposted
The Royal family meeting Gary Barlow’s son for the first time.
November 11, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Just took the Christmas Tree down.
August 6, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Reposted
Inside a modern owl.
October 21, 2023 at 10:07 AM
Elon's Shithouse seems to have finally collapsed.
October 13, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Hiya 👋
October 12, 2023 at 11:19 PM