Black Jacq
@blackjacq13.bsky.social
He/they. Just a weird little dromaeosaur writing gay shit. 🔞
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Welp. Finally beat 32 fear, all the rival bosses, re-finished the story for the new ending, got to the epilogue, got everyone's romance scene and Hecate's secret with 100 hours in the game...
Think I've done everything I wanted in Hades 2. Great game, 8/10 where the first game is a 10/10 for me.
Think I've done everything I wanted in Hades 2. Great game, 8/10 where the first game is a 10/10 for me.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Welp. Finally beat 32 fear, all the rival bosses, re-finished the story for the new ending, got to the epilogue, got everyone's romance scene and Hecate's secret with 100 hours in the game...
Think I've done everything I wanted in Hades 2. Great game, 8/10 where the first game is a 10/10 for me.
Think I've done everything I wanted in Hades 2. Great game, 8/10 where the first game is a 10/10 for me.
every now and then I think about Viktor being the lead singer in a Ghost-type band in the evil Catholic get up and make up, and Jayce is in the crowd in his show and he gets Cirice'd where Viktor is holding his hand while singing about indoctrinating Jayce into his evil cult and its like oooouuggghh
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
every now and then I think about Viktor being the lead singer in a Ghost-type band in the evil Catholic get up and make up, and Jayce is in the crowd in his show and he gets Cirice'd where Viktor is holding his hand while singing about indoctrinating Jayce into his evil cult and its like oooouuggghh
Sometimes reading au jayvik fic is like 'bro Viktor would not be this outwardly anxious in his first meeting with Jayce'
Canonically, that man sassed Jayce in their first meeting and then tracked him down like a dog to a deer in their second. He's got the confidence or at least knows how to act it.
Canonically, that man sassed Jayce in their first meeting and then tracked him down like a dog to a deer in their second. He's got the confidence or at least knows how to act it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sometimes reading au jayvik fic is like 'bro Viktor would not be this outwardly anxious in his first meeting with Jayce'
Canonically, that man sassed Jayce in their first meeting and then tracked him down like a dog to a deer in their second. He's got the confidence or at least knows how to act it.
Canonically, that man sassed Jayce in their first meeting and then tracked him down like a dog to a deer in their second. He's got the confidence or at least knows how to act it.
Man, I love that charmes is this background relationship you have to unravel in the Hades games. Nothing is directly stated, but by paying attention and piecing together clues from various dialogue lines, you too can learn that Charon and Hermes are Not Normal about each other.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Man, I love that charmes is this background relationship you have to unravel in the Hades games. Nothing is directly stated, but by paying attention and piecing together clues from various dialogue lines, you too can learn that Charon and Hermes are Not Normal about each other.
Hmmm... does Charon have a dick or not in this fic? The ultimate question.
I do kind of just want to write him fingering Hermes rough and dirty cause he likes making his bird sing, especially after having to deal with the in-laws.
I do kind of just want to write him fingering Hermes rough and dirty cause he likes making his bird sing, especially after having to deal with the in-laws.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hmmm... does Charon have a dick or not in this fic? The ultimate question.
I do kind of just want to write him fingering Hermes rough and dirty cause he likes making his bird sing, especially after having to deal with the in-laws.
I do kind of just want to write him fingering Hermes rough and dirty cause he likes making his bird sing, especially after having to deal with the in-laws.
I wonder if prometheus/heracles fic writers see the vision of Heracles getting his guts rearranged or if they'll do what I think they will and have the titan bottom. I will be researching forthwith.
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wonder if prometheus/heracles fic writers see the vision of Heracles getting his guts rearranged or if they'll do what I think they will and have the titan bottom. I will be researching forthwith.
Hades 2 is not dissuading my read that Hephaestus isn't sharing Aphrodite with Ares. Aphrodite and Hephaestus are sharing Ares.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hades 2 is not dissuading my read that Hephaestus isn't sharing Aphrodite with Ares. Aphrodite and Hephaestus are sharing Ares.
The best build in Hades 2 is any of them with 50% dodge because Hermes, Aphrodite, and Gale are hard carrying me through a run and I took zero damage from Typhon.
Prometheus, that wiener, still got one (1) kick in though. Fucker.
Prometheus, that wiener, still got one (1) kick in though. Fucker.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The best build in Hades 2 is any of them with 50% dodge because Hermes, Aphrodite, and Gale are hard carrying me through a run and I took zero damage from Typhon.
Prometheus, that wiener, still got one (1) kick in though. Fucker.
Prometheus, that wiener, still got one (1) kick in though. Fucker.
Every now and then, I'll see a picture of Jerma and am violently made aware that if I wasn't asexual, I would find my favorite clown attractive.
Its like another reality version of myself is reaching into this existence to whisper demonically at me because Jerma is dressed in a fun new way today.
Its like another reality version of myself is reaching into this existence to whisper demonically at me because Jerma is dressed in a fun new way today.
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Every now and then, I'll see a picture of Jerma and am violently made aware that if I wasn't asexual, I would find my favorite clown attractive.
Its like another reality version of myself is reaching into this existence to whisper demonically at me because Jerma is dressed in a fun new way today.
Its like another reality version of myself is reaching into this existence to whisper demonically at me because Jerma is dressed in a fun new way today.
I wonder what kind of hormonal and intersex conditions would exist in the omegaverse...
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I wonder what kind of hormonal and intersex conditions would exist in the omegaverse...
I saw a post once like 'some bottom jayce fic dont feel like a bottom jayce fic-' it's cause the fics implicitly tells to the reader that this is a deviation from the norm for the pair and that in the unwritten future, they will return to the 'correct' penetrative positioning as God has willed it
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I saw a post once like 'some bottom jayce fic dont feel like a bottom jayce fic-' it's cause the fics implicitly tells to the reader that this is a deviation from the norm for the pair and that in the unwritten future, they will return to the 'correct' penetrative positioning as God has willed it
*sees one (1) fanart* the only way I could see Jayce as a serial killer is if he's doing it accidentally. He's tangentially responsible for people dying. He's walking away from a slapstick, rube Goldberg style murder sequence where two men are accidentally dead and he looks like he got hit by a bus.
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
*sees one (1) fanart* the only way I could see Jayce as a serial killer is if he's doing it accidentally. He's tangentially responsible for people dying. He's walking away from a slapstick, rube Goldberg style murder sequence where two men are accidentally dead and he looks like he got hit by a bus.
80% of my writing decisions are based on if I find the idea funny or not conceptually and then making it work dramatically, I am learning as I think about my ideas.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
80% of my writing decisions are based on if I find the idea funny or not conceptually and then making it work dramatically, I am learning as I think about my ideas.
Sub bottom Viktor week? Isn't that every week for this goddamn fandom????
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sub bottom Viktor week? Isn't that every week for this goddamn fandom????
What if a lot of gods visited Charons boat. Like aphrodite came to weasel info about his love life out of him, poseidons dropped by to yap about fishing, demeter appearing to speak about Charon helping her daughter, Ares getting tossed into the water potato sack style, and Hermes for a quickie :)
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What if a lot of gods visited Charons boat. Like aphrodite came to weasel info about his love life out of him, poseidons dropped by to yap about fishing, demeter appearing to speak about Charon helping her daughter, Ares getting tossed into the water potato sack style, and Hermes for a quickie :)
I could just write a little ditty about Ares shooting his shot with Charon after witnessing him beat ass with his oar, only to do so in an extremely off-putting and forward manner and getting bodily thrown off Charon's ship while Hermes watches.
Like I could. I have the power.
Like I could. I have the power.
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I could just write a little ditty about Ares shooting his shot with Charon after witnessing him beat ass with his oar, only to do so in an extremely off-putting and forward manner and getting bodily thrown off Charon's ship while Hermes watches.
Like I could. I have the power.
Like I could. I have the power.
New charmes fic up. Hermes getting big in his pining feels as he writes letters he can't get to Charon during pre-canon when he couldn't get back to the Crossroads to see him.
archiveofourown.org/works/73252701
archiveofourown.org/works/73252701
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
New charmes fic up. Hermes getting big in his pining feels as he writes letters he can't get to Charon during pre-canon when he couldn't get back to the Crossroads to see him.
archiveofourown.org/works/73252701
archiveofourown.org/works/73252701
Do I keep this charmes fic T rated with all allusions to sex vague or do I bump up that rating to M with a Hermes hornily waxing poetic about the first time Charon gave him a handy with his big ole meaty fist?
Decisions decisions...
Decisions decisions...
October 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Do I keep this charmes fic T rated with all allusions to sex vague or do I bump up that rating to M with a Hermes hornily waxing poetic about the first time Charon gave him a handy with his big ole meaty fist?
Decisions decisions...
Decisions decisions...
I still find it baffling when I see someone who ignores that meljayce's relationship was built on manipulation. Like that's the most interesting aspect of their whole deal. Why would you erase Mel's morally grey cunning and Jayce's gullibility/need to please for Hextech's benefit?
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I still find it baffling when I see someone who ignores that meljayce's relationship was built on manipulation. Like that's the most interesting aspect of their whole deal. Why would you erase Mel's morally grey cunning and Jayce's gullibility/need to please for Hextech's benefit?
The urge to end a fic with a link to Closing Time by Semisonic so I don't have to figure out how to actually conclude it....it is quite stront.
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The urge to end a fic with a link to Closing Time by Semisonic so I don't have to figure out how to actually conclude it....it is quite stront.
Black phone 2 was fun for probably all the wrong reasons. It wasn't very suspenseful, the dialogue was okay, but the music was good, the shot composition and editing were interesting, it had some camp, it had some goofy shit, and I liked when Mr. Grabber showed up on ice skates. Pretty fun time.
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Black phone 2 was fun for probably all the wrong reasons. It wasn't very suspenseful, the dialogue was okay, but the music was good, the shot composition and editing were interesting, it had some camp, it had some goofy shit, and I liked when Mr. Grabber showed up on ice skates. Pretty fun time.
*thinking about what letters Hermes writes and how many more I need to jot down* Ah FUCK I GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE RINGS
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
*thinking about what letters Hermes writes and how many more I need to jot down* Ah FUCK I GOTTA TALK ABOUT THE RINGS
Someday I will write a story that conveys the same emotion as the song Fake Out by Fall Out Boy makes me feel. The lyric 'my mood board is just pictures of you but I'm not sad anymore' does something to my brain and I will write that something some day. To inflict on other innocent bystanders.
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Someday I will write a story that conveys the same emotion as the song Fake Out by Fall Out Boy makes me feel. The lyric 'my mood board is just pictures of you but I'm not sad anymore' does something to my brain and I will write that something some day. To inflict on other innocent bystanders.
Supergiant...supergiant pls. Please add a scene where Hermes and Charon are talking to each other. Or even one where you enter Charon's shop and hear 'well, I'm off!' And a bright flash right before that first twang of Charons theme. Anything. I'll take anything supergiant, please....
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Supergiant...supergiant pls. Please add a scene where Hermes and Charon are talking to each other. Or even one where you enter Charon's shop and hear 'well, I'm off!' And a bright flash right before that first twang of Charons theme. Anything. I'll take anything supergiant, please....
I want to finish my charmes fic where Hermes is writing Charon letters he'll never deliver amidst the Chronos incident, waxing poetic about how much he yearns for the boatman in these troubled times but alas
I have been playing the game too ding dang much
I have been playing the game too ding dang much
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I want to finish my charmes fic where Hermes is writing Charon letters he'll never deliver amidst the Chronos incident, waxing poetic about how much he yearns for the boatman in these troubled times but alas
I have been playing the game too ding dang much
I have been playing the game too ding dang much