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Uncle Cel
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this space is ONLY for gay niggas.
i’m handy. country. homo.
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Pam I am.

Your name Pam, ain’t it bitch?!
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I love a Saturday morning move from the bed to the couch with a blanket!
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I had a late lunch with a fat ass margarita and now showered and laying in bed…

This why I’m single.
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Thanksgiving grocery shopping done!
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to remind myself at times that some people just have a natural sex appeal and they’re not flirting with me…
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hate when I want donuts, but the place I like is 25 miles away…
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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With tongue
First link, you kissing?
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
There’s not enough snacks in the house!
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I get it

People are weird as fuck

But you can only control what you do 🤷🏽‍♂️
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I think a common sense approach to not wanting something bookmarked, reposted, or screenshotted on this—or any— app is to simply not post it

Our boundaries only govern our own actions

You can’t tell somebody else not to use the app for it’s designed purposes because you don’t like it lol
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
How are the kids learning about long-form flirtation and yearning if they’re not reading?
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Rain storms during the movie >>>
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Today’s feature - Now You See Me: Now You Don’t
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s storming and supposed to rain all day tomorrow…I’m too happy about it!
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
That mailman caught me off guard…I hadn’t been charged up in a forever—he thought I was neo! 😆😭
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I actually want to try this, but not the kind where everyone is masked up w/hood music playing.

Like, can we interact? Can we discuss mutant powers in between backshots? A lil Kelela playing in the background 😆
13. Never have I ever went to a sex party.
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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bark and show me that hole for founders day 😏
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Grateful for having a neighbro that has quarterly house functions…makes it really easy to be social when the party is 4 houses away!
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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You really have to enjoy things while they last.
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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More of my work, because Sundays are for the lovers!

🤎🤎
January 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I kinda want to make a huge coffee table book of the pictures I’ve taken over my entire life. I notice that as a photographer, I’m not in like 95% of the pics I capture, so I think compiling them could give good insight to my life.
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pecan pancakes kinda day!
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This years iteration was a mess! 👵🏾

In was with team (formerly) dark hair 😆
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
She said “get your boy”, he said, “shut up bitch before I fuck your girl again…”

Wow.

Maybe this is the answer to my other question.
Get Yo Boy by Summer Walker & 21 Savage on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:09
music.apple.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Getting into this new music tonight, liquored & levitated 😆

I need someone to walk with me!

I’m listening to the new Summer Walker…

What male artist would her musical boyfriend be listening to?

…that’s the equivalent to Summer? Or maybe that’s another convo.
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM