My new side hustle is selling vodka that’s been sitting on black ice air fresheners for a couple weeks.

I’m gonna throw it in perfume bottles and call it “Elon’s Musk”

Kinda fucked up how the only attribute of bats given to Batman is the nocturnal bit

As the great theologian Musky Leon once said, “Interesting”

I went through Trump's birthright citizenship EO, line-by-flagrantly-unconstitutional-line, to highlight the illegal, the racist, and the just plain incorrect understanding of the constitutional *right* to citizenship.
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Fact checking claims President Donald Trump made in his second inaugural address:

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

Taylor Swift : Chiefs fan :: Brian Thompson : body in the street

RIP Stabilizer, you were a good lil guy all the way up until the cold weather took you too early 😢

“I’d like a lettuce, tomatoes and Munster on rye
All this cheese gonna make me cry” - MCA, 2004

Healthcare kinda crazy when you think about it:

- Pay into system for years and years (kinda like savings)
- Pay little to nothing for preventative care (cash money)
- Shit hits the fan, medical care is subjected to cost-basis analysis, care may be denied if deemed unprofitable (not cash money)

Aye big dog, why you think you keep seeing all that rage bait?

Me after I get nasty with it at the thanksgiving table: