Elisabeth
@bitsy293.bsky.social
I have claimed the award for most awesome mom today 💪🏼🏆
June 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I have claimed the award for most awesome mom today 💪🏼🏆
Anyone else rooting for Pope Pizza Baller? Just me?
April 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Anyone else rooting for Pope Pizza Baller? Just me?
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Easter still a top 5 zombie story imo
April 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Easter still a top 5 zombie story imo
Career goals: Terrible overdramatic acting in a first aid training video.
April 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Career goals: Terrible overdramatic acting in a first aid training video.
I love how when Christians actively corner you and spout their beliefs it’s “testifying” but when a teacher casually acknowledges the existence of lgbtq+ people it’s “indoctrination” 😑
April 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I love how when Christians actively corner you and spout their beliefs it’s “testifying” but when a teacher casually acknowledges the existence of lgbtq+ people it’s “indoctrination” 😑
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here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘
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That’s right I’m going “beast mode” (retiring to the magnificent library inside my French chateau in the woods so the townspeople will leave me tf alone)
March 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
That’s right I’m going “beast mode” (retiring to the magnificent library inside my French chateau in the woods so the townspeople will leave me tf alone)
Song of the day:
It Is What It Is
Jenna Raine · It Is What It Is (Sped Up) · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
March 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Song of the day:
Tonight’s happy brought to you by Ellie Shar-Bay 🦈❤️
March 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tonight’s happy brought to you by Ellie Shar-Bay 🦈❤️
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Smokey the Bear’s gonna check his .gov email when he’s done hibernating this year like what the fuuuuuuuck
March 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Smokey the Bear’s gonna check his .gov email when he’s done hibernating this year like what the fuuuuuuuck
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When is “billionaire on a tiny submarine” season this year again? Really looking forward to the possibilities.
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When is “billionaire on a tiny submarine” season this year again? Really looking forward to the possibilities.
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Look all I want is one (1) little bookcase-accessible secret room where I can go watch murder shows and drink serotonin milkshakes with Dolly Parton and the ghost of Betty White, is that so much to ask?
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Look all I want is one (1) little bookcase-accessible secret room where I can go watch murder shows and drink serotonin milkshakes with Dolly Parton and the ghost of Betty White, is that so much to ask?
