Elliot Hyena
@biteclub.bsky.social
30 | Male | Chicago | Dumbass
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July 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
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If you know someone who may be undocumented, no you fucking don’t.
January 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you know someone who may be undocumented, no you fucking don’t.
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"No that's not what I'm looking for, that sounds more like 7th-grade-sleepover-pizza-party-007 Nightfire-type crap. I'm more looking for 2012-Deadmau5-Minecraft-and-hot-chocky kind of vibes."
December 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
"No that's not what I'm looking for, that sounds more like 7th-grade-sleepover-pizza-party-007 Nightfire-type crap. I'm more looking for 2012-Deadmau5-Minecraft-and-hot-chocky kind of vibes."
I suppose someone has to play the villain or we wouldn't have so many origin stories.
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I suppose someone has to play the villain or we wouldn't have so many origin stories.
Bold of you to assume Hormel would be the level of pepperoni I would resign myself to if I had a job that would allow me to work from home in this economy.
I could enunciate each word from Hormel to economy differently and it would entirely paint a different picture every time.
I could enunciate each word from Hormel to economy differently and it would entirely paint a different picture every time.
November 17, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Bold of you to assume Hormel would be the level of pepperoni I would resign myself to if I had a job that would allow me to work from home in this economy.
I could enunciate each word from Hormel to economy differently and it would entirely paint a different picture every time.
I could enunciate each word from Hormel to economy differently and it would entirely paint a different picture every time.
Why the f*ck is Smokey out here looking like he would mandhandle me softly and passionately. 😆
September 2, 2023 at 5:45 AM
Why the f*ck is Smokey out here looking like he would mandhandle me softly and passionately. 😆
"Emus are ahead of current military technology and doctrine." - spicy telegrams out of context.
August 31, 2023 at 1:40 AM
"Emus are ahead of current military technology and doctrine." - spicy telegrams out of context.
They did it, finally restricted the shared account I had with someone guess no more Netflix. XD
August 29, 2023 at 5:22 AM
They did it, finally restricted the shared account I had with someone guess no more Netflix. XD
Well, IFC was kinda a blast!
August 28, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Well, IFC was kinda a blast!