Andrew
bitborn.bsky.social
Andrew
@bitborn.bsky.social
Gay boy from Minneapolis
My boyfriend: Are you gonna go super cyan?
Me: super cyan? Do you mean super saiyan (say-an)?
Him: yeah, I saw it on Reddit.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Hey @klobuchar.senate.gov, I fixed your fundraising text. Miss me with that “grit and resilience”, how about we “Klobucharge” Jonathan Ross et al? #AbolishICE
January 31, 2026 at 1:46 AM
We should tear up the US constitution and institute full lottocracy. We would have topic based “juries” of a couple hundred randomly selected citizens each. Each person would serve a mandatory paid term and write and vote on policy as part of their jury. No president, no congress, no Supreme Court.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Jfc, you want us to put naughty ICE in a timeout for murder? Say it with me: ABOLISH
A pause in ICE activity in Minnesota is not debatable after the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Alex Jeffrey Pretti Saturday morning in south Minneapolis, writes the Star Tribune Editorial Board.
Editorial | An ICE pause is the only path to peace
A pause in ICE activity in Minnesota is not debatable after the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Alex Jeffrey Pretti Saturday morning in south Minneapolis, writes the Star Tribune Editorial Board.
bit.ly
January 25, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Reposted by Andrew
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January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Not to be rude, but fuck healing and fuck hope. There will be no healing while ICE and CBP continue their illegal terror campaign. There are more masked agents on our streets today than yesterday. We can only heal _after_ the violence stops.
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Whomst amongst y’all hoes are fucking at the goddamn ICE hotel?
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Reposted by Andrew
Sleep and an e-bike ride helped. Today’s a new day.

Minneapolis folks - stay safe today, listen to your bodies, drink water, check in with loved ones. We take care of us.
January 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Lmfao instead of reporting on Epstein’s emails incriminating Trump this is the top story that Fox News is pushing. The 2009 “Scandal” that Michelle Obama wore shorts to the Grand Canyon. smh
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Chiles v Salazar feels like:
Everybody: *minding their own business*
Chiles: I want to fuck up some gay kids
CO: Who?
Chiles: Nobody yet, but I am personally hurt by this law that protects kids because I _really_ want to fuck them up.
CO: please don’t
Chiles: YoU ArE CHILLING my FrEe SpEech ajsrk!1!
October 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How is this not the start of the Chimera Ant arc from Hunter x Hunter?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/s...
These Ants Found a Loophole for a Fundamental Rule of Life
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
May 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Where they at, sis?
May 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pilates, honey? More like pie lattes, honey.
May 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So when is Sung Jin-woo going to climb the World Tree to meet Gon’s Dad? #anime #sololeveling
March 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM