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B. Kuma, Esq.
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I followed my dreams, and my dreams said to crawl.
I tried watching 50 Cent’s Diddy documentary, but it turns out I hate looking at Diddy’s disgusting face.
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What do we call tweets on here? Butterflies?
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Prepare yourself for…the Ursa Shock.
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Don’t let the Venezuelan oil tanker seizure distract you from the Epstein files. That’s exactly what the orange devil wants.
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“And then, one fairy night, May became June.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

🌸☀️🌱🧚
June 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Had MAJOR fun at my bridal shower. 👰🏻‍♀️
April 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
A fucking banger.
April 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The anxiety-induced insomnia always happens when I have to work the next day.
April 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I was just thinking about how I’m doing this rn.
Losing my mind but chilling at the same time. My permanent state of being.
April 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Imagine being this stupid
Jackson County TN Christian nationalist Pastor Andrew Isker is apparently afraid that TSA scanners will make him become attracted to men - so he chooses a personal pat-down instead.
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m getting married in 50 (fifty) (!!!!!) days!
April 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It’s so hard to sleep when the love of your life snores like a gorilla every night. 🙂‍↔️
April 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Oh yeah, universities are the enemy. 🙄😒 Because that makes sense.
March 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
That’s a nice lookin’ kitty right there. #CatsOfBlueSky
March 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Great Crested Grebe weed-dance! 😍
I've never had any luck photographing this special courtship, and this pair of Grebes were a long way away when they decided to share their mutual love, but I like the golden setting. 😀
Taken last weekend at RSPB Ham Wall in Somerset. 😊🐦♥️
#Birds 🪶
March 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I think Schumer has lost the plot.
March 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m down bad. 😮‍💨
March 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I wanna make a supersonic man outta you.
March 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
73 days until I’m a married woman!
March 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
January 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Making cinnamon rolls at 2am, because why not?
a cartoon says because i ve lost control of my life
ALT: a cartoon says because i ve lost control of my life
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December 2, 2024 at 6:57 AM