Bird Honeycutt
@birdhoneycutt.bsky.social
A tornado full of gold. Your hot nonbinary mom. Theatre production and intimacy professional. Excellent cook. they/them 🇵🇷✡️🏳️🌈
Probably not possible to fall in love over a six week period. Right?
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Probably not possible to fall in love over a six week period. Right?
I maaaay have accidentally tripped and fallen into a transmasc polycule? The past days have felt like weeks, the weeks have felt like months. What will happen next?
a man in a suit is standing in a living room with a picture on the wall and a painting on the wall .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a living room with a picture on the wall and a painting on the wall .
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November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I maaaay have accidentally tripped and fallen into a transmasc polycule? The past days have felt like weeks, the weeks have felt like months. What will happen next?
My best friend has a Harry Potter themed bathroom because times are scary and there are still kindhearted people clinging to things that made them feel safe as children.
October 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My best friend has a Harry Potter themed bathroom because times are scary and there are still kindhearted people clinging to things that made them feel safe as children.
Turns out you can’t google or wish yourself into a good relationship
October 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Turns out you can’t google or wish yourself into a good relationship
I don’t go out to the bars anymore
September 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don’t go out to the bars anymore
In high school I had a crush on a guy who reminded me of the main character from the claymation film Chicken Run. It must have been his confidence.
August 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
In high school I had a crush on a guy who reminded me of the main character from the claymation film Chicken Run. It must have been his confidence.
Has anyone else checked to see what year it will be when they die based on average life span
Just me? Okay
Just me? Okay
June 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Has anyone else checked to see what year it will be when they die based on average life span
Just me? Okay
Just me? Okay
As you can probably imagine, I really fucking hate that surfin’ bird song
May 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
As you can probably imagine, I really fucking hate that surfin’ bird song
The new shape on this mullet is doing wonders for my game y’all 😂
May 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The new shape on this mullet is doing wonders for my game y’all 😂
Spent the latter half of my day with my friend, who is also a trans woman. She is from a generation, and I am from a generation, where a bunch of us are dead. She said, “I can’t look at old photos without seeing every third one and saying, oh, they’ve passed on.”
April 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Spent the latter half of my day with my friend, who is also a trans woman. She is from a generation, and I am from a generation, where a bunch of us are dead. She said, “I can’t look at old photos without seeing every third one and saying, oh, they’ve passed on.”
The Lion King = Hamlet
Mufasa (the movie) = The Prince of Egypt
I will be taking questions at this time.
Mufasa (the movie) = The Prince of Egypt
I will be taking questions at this time.
March 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The Lion King = Hamlet
Mufasa (the movie) = The Prince of Egypt
I will be taking questions at this time.
Mufasa (the movie) = The Prince of Egypt
I will be taking questions at this time.
When thinking about moving, I am acutely aware that I am asking other people to give up their plans and dreams too. Big or small.
Being the constant catalyst for change in my household and immediate community is such a serious responsibility.
Being the constant catalyst for change in my household and immediate community is such a serious responsibility.
February 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When thinking about moving, I am acutely aware that I am asking other people to give up their plans and dreams too. Big or small.
Being the constant catalyst for change in my household and immediate community is such a serious responsibility.
Being the constant catalyst for change in my household and immediate community is such a serious responsibility.
Observing Noli at this fraught time is inspiring me. Their 13 year old brain is processing things in a way that is both surprising and heartbreaking. What is the next step, what can they leave behind, what is truly important.
They care most about their granny, and the cats.
They care most about their granny, and the cats.
February 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Observing Noli at this fraught time is inspiring me. Their 13 year old brain is processing things in a way that is both surprising and heartbreaking. What is the next step, what can they leave behind, what is truly important.
They care most about their granny, and the cats.
They care most about their granny, and the cats.
A fun bad habit I have is never remembering LinkedIn exists until bajillion o’clock at night, and I’m sure that makes a great impression on all the people I send connect requests to
February 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
A fun bad habit I have is never remembering LinkedIn exists until bajillion o’clock at night, and I’m sure that makes a great impression on all the people I send connect requests to
The most affirming thing anyone has said to me in 2025 was this past week when my psychiatrist said, “well it’s clear you’ve never been afraid of hard work, have you?”
C’mon man, I do all the stuff I do and still feel lazy, you’re gonna make me collapse into your arms over the phone and WEEP
C’mon man, I do all the stuff I do and still feel lazy, you’re gonna make me collapse into your arms over the phone and WEEP
February 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The most affirming thing anyone has said to me in 2025 was this past week when my psychiatrist said, “well it’s clear you’ve never been afraid of hard work, have you?”
C’mon man, I do all the stuff I do and still feel lazy, you’re gonna make me collapse into your arms over the phone and WEEP
C’mon man, I do all the stuff I do and still feel lazy, you’re gonna make me collapse into your arms over the phone and WEEP
Community theatres in my area will post 15 years worth of photos and every person in those photos will be white as milk in a snowstorm
February 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Community theatres in my area will post 15 years worth of photos and every person in those photos will be white as milk in a snowstorm
A couple years ago, a longtime best friend of mine decided not to be my friend anymore. Yesterday was his birthday, and I (a person who reaches out) made the decision not to reach out. The day passed, and I’m now sitting in thought. Sometimes the kindest thing to do for a friend is to let them go.
February 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A couple years ago, a longtime best friend of mine decided not to be my friend anymore. Yesterday was his birthday, and I (a person who reaches out) made the decision not to reach out. The day passed, and I’m now sitting in thought. Sometimes the kindest thing to do for a friend is to let them go.
Noli forgot what “ba-dum chaaa” was so they did jazz hands and said “buh-duh ba ba baaah” instead 😂 〽️🤡
February 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Noli forgot what “ba-dum chaaa” was so they did jazz hands and said “buh-duh ba ba baaah” instead 😂 〽️🤡
Literally having a panic attack for the past 72 hours, I swear my heart is gonna give out on me.
It’s occurring to me that probably my current lifestyle of working multiple jobs is not sustainable 💀😬
It’s occurring to me that probably my current lifestyle of working multiple jobs is not sustainable 💀😬
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Literally having a panic attack for the past 72 hours, I swear my heart is gonna give out on me.
It’s occurring to me that probably my current lifestyle of working multiple jobs is not sustainable 💀😬
It’s occurring to me that probably my current lifestyle of working multiple jobs is not sustainable 💀😬
Should I go to grad school?
Context: I’m stuck for a few years living in a place where it’s hard to use my degree, so… why not?
Context: I’m stuck for a few years living in a place where it’s hard to use my degree, so… why not?
February 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Should I go to grad school?
Context: I’m stuck for a few years living in a place where it’s hard to use my degree, so… why not?
Context: I’m stuck for a few years living in a place where it’s hard to use my degree, so… why not?
Can’t believe I’m just realizing that ol’ JK’s alternate pen name is also the name of the father of gay conversion therapy. That feels about as coincidental-accidental as Elon’s salute
January 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Can’t believe I’m just realizing that ol’ JK’s alternate pen name is also the name of the father of gay conversion therapy. That feels about as coincidental-accidental as Elon’s salute
Just kidding everyone showed up and it was amazing, that’ll teach me
January 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just kidding everyone showed up and it was amazing, that’ll teach me
Me, when I save money and prep and plan an event and people don’t commit/keep dropping out:
January 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me, when I save money and prep and plan an event and people don’t commit/keep dropping out:
Damn, this sucks
His sinister, surreal vision of America made him a leading counterculture auteur — with movies such as "Blue Velvet," "Wild at Heart" and "Mulholland Drive," and the groundbreaking TV series "Twin Peaks."
David Lynch, who directed off-kilter classics, dies at 78
His sinister, surreal vision of America made him a leading counterculture auteur — with movies such as Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart and Mulholland Drive, and the groundbreaking TV series Twin Peaks.
www.npr.org
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Damn, this sucks
It really comes down to, I’d rather do something that scares me than something that bores me. That’s a core tenant.
January 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It really comes down to, I’d rather do something that scares me than something that bores me. That’s a core tenant.