Ariaster Grande
@birdhater.bsky.social
i don't mean to scare you but i can't talk right now
Pinned
Born to piss, forced to shit
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Born to piss, forced to shit
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Me a year ago: people who complain about Vancouver's rain are soft children, it's easy to power through a drizzle, it may not be great but it's better than five months of ice or humid thunderstorms
Me now: what if david duchovny was right
Me now: what if david duchovny was right
April 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me a year ago: people who complain about Vancouver's rain are soft children, it's easy to power through a drizzle, it may not be great but it's better than five months of ice or humid thunderstorms
Me now: what if david duchovny was right
Me now: what if david duchovny was right
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Why were we all so mean to Barney as soon as we turned like 8
December 10, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Why were we all so mean to Barney as soon as we turned like 8
Hi bluesky i just saw Novocaine and i will not be shutting up about it, thanks
March 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Hi bluesky i just saw Novocaine and i will not be shutting up about it, thanks
This is a good summary of who i am tbh thanks Airbuds
December 20, 2024 at 10:10 PM
This is a good summary of who i am tbh thanks Airbuds
Forgot how annoying it is to get used to a new iPhone. Here's my hand
December 10, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Forgot how annoying it is to get used to a new iPhone. Here's my hand
Why were we all so mean to Barney as soon as we turned like 8
December 10, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Why were we all so mean to Barney as soon as we turned like 8
Pansexual elastic bands
December 8, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Pansexual elastic bands
I think the most hurtful part of this is that 2006 was 18 years ago
December 8, 2024 at 4:26 AM
I think the most hurtful part of this is that 2006 was 18 years ago
Can you imagine how hard a "BRAT" lip tattoo would've gone in 2008
December 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Can you imagine how hard a "BRAT" lip tattoo would've gone in 2008
if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
December 5, 2024 at 4:52 AM
if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
I keep thinking i might be finally starting to feel better but then i get hit in the face with a hot flash or a bad sneezing fit and then i realize i am simply cursed.
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I keep thinking i might be finally starting to feel better but then i get hit in the face with a hot flash or a bad sneezing fit and then i realize i am simply cursed.
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“I don’t care who hates me” and then his dogs ate him
December 2, 2024 at 12:57 AM
“I don’t care who hates me” and then his dogs ate him
How does this thing already know me from less than 50 posts
November 30, 2024 at 6:49 PM
How does this thing already know me from less than 50 posts
The temptation to yell at children on the bus just to spook them out of being shitty to their mom
November 27, 2024 at 2:25 AM
The temptation to yell at children on the bus just to spook them out of being shitty to their mom
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I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy
Wow that was musical whiplash
November 26, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Wow that was musical whiplash
As if this woman didn't literally give BIRTH TO ME
November 24, 2024 at 9:16 PM
As if this woman didn't literally give BIRTH TO ME
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I know just the guy for the job
November 23, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I know just the guy for the job
Work has the Brat scissors
November 22, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Work has the Brat scissors