Brad Patton
@birdaaa.bsky.social
American living in London. Father, wannabe chef, sports fan, statistics and CAT modelling enthusiast. The bots here love me.
Mussolini vibes
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A Bellicose Trump Points Fingers in Defending His Record on the Economy
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December 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Mussolini vibes
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America First? Some Trump Supporters Worry That’s No Longer the Case.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Angry watermelon presented to me by my daughter
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Angry watermelon presented to me by my daughter
Clocks changed in the UK so I have 1 week to try and watch NFL games before the majority of them are on too late.
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Clocks changed in the UK so I have 1 week to try and watch NFL games before the majority of them are on too late.
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October 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Incredible display this post season after he was injured a year ago.
Ohtani’s 3-homer, 10-strikeout game powers Dodgers back to World Series www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...
Ohtani’s 3-homer, 10-strikeout game powers Dodgers back to World Series www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...
Ohtani’s 3-homer, 10-strikeout game powers Dodgers back to World Series
Ohtani stole the show with perhaps the greatest individual performance in MLB playoff history.
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October 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Incredible display this post season after he was injured a year ago.
Ohtani’s 3-homer, 10-strikeout game powers Dodgers back to World Series www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...
Ohtani’s 3-homer, 10-strikeout game powers Dodgers back to World Series www.nytimes.com/athletic/672...
To the guy shouting, "release the hounds!" after every tee shot at the @rydercup-usa.bsky.social
...you're a twat
...you're a twat
September 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
To the guy shouting, "release the hounds!" after every tee shot at the @rydercup-usa.bsky.social
...you're a twat
...you're a twat
The fix is in for Chelsea. VAR is a shambles this season
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The fix is in for Chelsea. VAR is a shambles this season
The disallowed Palace goal is a perfect example of VAR taking the fun out of football.
August 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The disallowed Palace goal is a perfect example of VAR taking the fun out of football.
I genuinely thought this was an Onion article.
"When I’m faced with a task that I suspect will take longer than a few minutes to complete — folding the laundry, emptying the dishwasher, writing this very lede — I have a hard time getting started," our Wirecutter writer says. "This visual timer keeps me on track." https://nyti.ms/3HeEgiv
August 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I genuinely thought this was an Onion article.
Received my autographed series of Robo comic books today, including the bonus book, Shujaa The Discriminator. Summer reading starts now.
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July 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Received my autographed series of Robo comic books today, including the bonus book, Shujaa The Discriminator. Summer reading starts now.
@moosecatcomics.bsky.social
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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Listen up, weaklings: there’s no Epstein client list. Why are you so obsessed? Yours, Donald J Trump | Marina Hyde
It’s the bonfire of the Maga hats. The real mystery is where their wearers got the idea of a paedophile conspiracy from in the first place, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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July 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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The Supreme Court’s “shadow docket” has cast very different shadows depending on which party holds the White House.
When lower courts blocked Trump admin policies, SCOTUS intervened on an emergency basis to lift those orders in 77% of cases.
For the Biden administration, that number was 0%.
When lower courts blocked Trump admin policies, SCOTUS intervened on an emergency basis to lift those orders in 77% of cases.
For the Biden administration, that number was 0%.
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Supreme Court’s “shadow docket” has cast very different shadows depending on which party holds the White House.
When lower courts blocked Trump admin policies, SCOTUS intervened on an emergency basis to lift those orders in 77% of cases.
For the Biden administration, that number was 0%.
When lower courts blocked Trump admin policies, SCOTUS intervened on an emergency basis to lift those orders in 77% of cases.
For the Biden administration, that number was 0%.
Fuck off
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Chief Justice Urges Political Leaders to Tone Down Rhetoric
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June 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Fuck off
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Points for honesty.
American self-governance no longer derives from the consent of the governed, but from massed capital. This fellow just said so as a matter of fact.
Citizens United v. FEC ended the republic fifteen years ago. Everything since are the prolonged death throes.
American self-governance no longer derives from the consent of the governed, but from massed capital. This fellow just said so as a matter of fact.
Citizens United v. FEC ended the republic fifteen years ago. Everything since are the prolonged death throes.
Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.
June 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Points for honesty.
American self-governance no longer derives from the consent of the governed, but from massed capital. This fellow just said so as a matter of fact.
Citizens United v. FEC ended the republic fifteen years ago. Everything since are the prolonged death throes.
American self-governance no longer derives from the consent of the governed, but from massed capital. This fellow just said so as a matter of fact.
Citizens United v. FEC ended the republic fifteen years ago. Everything since are the prolonged death throes.
when 4-5M people march peacefully against the current regime it's the story of the year. NYT cannot bring itself to focus on that reality.
June 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I encourage everyone to consider attending one of the many demonstrations planned for tomorrow across the country.
Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.
Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.
Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
June 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I encourage everyone to consider attending one of the many demonstrations planned for tomorrow across the country.
Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.
Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.
Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
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Here’s What’s Happening in America, in Six (Mostly) Russian Terms www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/o...
Opinion | Here’s What’s Happening in America, in Six (Mostly) Russian Terms
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June 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Haha, what a perfect metaphor for Man U's season.
Manchester United’s Old Trafford stadium has been given a two-star food hygiene rating after mouse droppings were found in multiple hospitality areas.
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Manchester United given two-star food hygiene rating at Old Trafford after mouse droppings found
The report found that seven different areas of the stadium contained rodent's dropping.
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May 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Haha, what a perfect metaphor for Man U's season.
‘This Is What We Were Always Scared of’: DOGE Is Building a Surveillance State www.nytimes.com/2025/04/30/o...
Opinion | Elon Musk’s Legacy: DOGE’s Construction of a Surveillance State
DOGE is rapidly assembling a sprawling monitoring system, the foundation of many authoritarian regimes.
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April 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
‘This Is What We Were Always Scared of’: DOGE Is Building a Surveillance State www.nytimes.com/2025/04/30/o...