Birbieghoul
@birbiegorl.bsky.social
You can’t take me anywhere, that’s a promise.
She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.
She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.
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Birbieghoul
@birbiegorl.bsky.social
· May 14
I can come out as a lesbian to anyone I want without shame but if I have to come out as being someone who streams on twitch I think I would rather just die instead
My teeth really hurt anyone wanna take em off my hands?
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My teeth really hurt anyone wanna take em off my hands?
sorry guys every once in a while i finish reading a book and have to scream until i get it out of my system please bear with me
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
sorry guys every once in a while i finish reading a book and have to scream until i get it out of my system please bear with me
the Magic of the Lost trilogy more like will-they-wont-they+slap-slap-kiss if it was turned into an olympic sport
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the Magic of the Lost trilogy more like will-they-wont-they+slap-slap-kiss if it was turned into an olympic sport
the absolute shambles i am in right now, my guy
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the absolute shambles i am in right now, my guy
I will be offering me and my partner's firstborn child to @clclark.bsky.social as a thanks for the Magic of the Lost trilogy. I will at the same time be demanding reparations for emotional warfare, in fitting with the theme. What in the Heck, sir
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I will be offering me and my partner's firstborn child to @clclark.bsky.social as a thanks for the Magic of the Lost trilogy. I will at the same time be demanding reparations for emotional warfare, in fitting with the theme. What in the Heck, sir
This might’ve been the best final part in a series I’ve ever read. I was perpetually in shambles reading this. To the point that I had to take extended breaks in between. The things my gay little heart has been put through…
C.L. Clark ( @clclark.bsky.social ) is my religion. Let’s fucking go. I’m so (not emotionally) ready to devour this
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This might’ve been the best final part in a series I’ve ever read. I was perpetually in shambles reading this. To the point that I had to take extended breaks in between. The things my gay little heart has been put through…
Hot new review, if you can call it that
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hot new review, if you can call it that
This somehow got 1.4k views on youtube so maybe it is worth posting here. Yw youtube.com/shorts/aksKT...
let sleeping bears lie #shorts
YouTube video by Birbie
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November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This somehow got 1.4k views on youtube so maybe it is worth posting here. Yw youtube.com/shorts/aksKT...
GIVE ME THE FEELING IN MY FACE BACK THE JAW HURTS ANYWAY WHY WHY okay I’m calm. Wanna see the teeth I brought them home with me. Gnarly :)
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
GIVE ME THE FEELING IN MY FACE BACK THE JAW HURTS ANYWAY WHY WHY okay I’m calm. Wanna see the teeth I brought them home with me. Gnarly :)
I don’t know why I genuinely thought I would just tank the wisdom teeth extraction even though numbing usually doesn’t do enough for me no matter how they give me and oh right, I do have a massive fear of losing my teeth!! Fucking idiot, I am
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I don’t know why I genuinely thought I would just tank the wisdom teeth extraction even though numbing usually doesn’t do enough for me no matter how they give me and oh right, I do have a massive fear of losing my teeth!! Fucking idiot, I am
Pondering the loss of my wisdom teeth and wondering if it’ll affect my chances of getting into Mensa
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Pondering the loss of my wisdom teeth and wondering if it’ll affect my chances of getting into Mensa
Congrats New Yorkers you killed it. I don’t even live in the US but god damn it heals a little to see this
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Congrats New Yorkers you killed it. I don’t even live in the US but god damn it heals a little to see this
Quite a ways through the Sovereign now and I’m contemplating suing C.L. Clark for emotional damages and lost sleep
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Quite a ways through the Sovereign now and I’m contemplating suing C.L. Clark for emotional damages and lost sleep
Jealous of my LARGE BRAIN? Well if you are I can’t hear you, as it is exponentially increasing in size, my skull unable to contain it, severely limiting my ability to process various stimuli including but not limited to hearing.
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Jealous of my LARGE BRAIN? Well if you are I can’t hear you, as it is exponentially increasing in size, my skull unable to contain it, severely limiting my ability to process various stimuli including but not limited to hearing.
Should I let my psychologist help sign me up for Mensa for the bit yes or no
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Should I let my psychologist help sign me up for Mensa for the bit yes or no
So that went very poorly but if I show you my good cakes i must unfortunately also show you my bad cakes
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So that went very poorly but if I show you my good cakes i must unfortunately also show you my bad cakes
more no, i'm not a human :) twitch.tv/birbiegorl
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
more no, i'm not a human :) twitch.tv/birbiegorl
I don't think Dutch people, being the way that they are, should be allowed to do politics, in my humble opinion. Except if it's me of course because I'm never wrong. As is the Dutch mindset, which I legally have to adhere to.
October 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I don't think Dutch people, being the way that they are, should be allowed to do politics, in my humble opinion. Except if it's me of course because I'm never wrong. As is the Dutch mindset, which I legally have to adhere to.
I’m not seeing nearly as much furry dick in my explore page anymore. This place has changed….
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I’m not seeing nearly as much furry dick in my explore page anymore. This place has changed….
That one harvard study that says chatgpt talks like dutch/german people is right cause frankly we’re all full of shit and you probably shouldn’t take anything we say seriously
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
That one harvard study that says chatgpt talks like dutch/german people is right cause frankly we’re all full of shit and you probably shouldn’t take anything we say seriously
Who says a queer can’t hang a wicked shelf or two? LGBTQIKEA rep 💪
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Who says a queer can’t hang a wicked shelf or two? LGBTQIKEA rep 💪
I still don’t understand why 6 7 is funny. I looked it up and I still don’t get it. What happened to 69, can we just get 69 back, that one I can wrap my head around and it can wrap around me in the other direction
October 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I still don’t understand why 6 7 is funny. I looked it up and I still don’t get it. What happened to 69, can we just get 69 back, that one I can wrap my head around and it can wrap around me in the other direction
Well that was fun. But unfortunately i will be making them into dessert
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Well that was fun. But unfortunately i will be making them into dessert
my first time ever carving a pumpkin please pray for my fingers so they don't get lopped off :) and video games later probs twitch.tv/birbiegorl
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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October 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
my first time ever carving a pumpkin please pray for my fingers so they don't get lopped off :) and video games later probs twitch.tv/birbiegorl