Ju
@birbiegorl.bsky.social
You can’t take me anywhere, that’s a promise.
She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.
She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.
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Ju
@birbiegorl.bsky.social
· May 14
I can come out as a lesbian to anyone I want without shame but if I have to come out as being someone who streams on twitch I think I would rather just die instead
i've just started saying insane shit around my family cause they let me is that a sign that they've given up or do they think i'm being fun and authentic. don't answer that
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i've just started saying insane shit around my family cause they let me is that a sign that they've given up or do they think i'm being fun and authentic. don't answer that
Merry Chrims i made pie and bread and continue to display my gingerbread house. The pie sucks btw but the bread is fire
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Merry Chrims i made pie and bread and continue to display my gingerbread house. The pie sucks btw but the bread is fire
finding out rich people are all pedos is a terrible holiday surprise. i mean come on, we knew this already. it's hardly a surprise if it's a well known fact
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
finding out rich people are all pedos is a terrible holiday surprise. i mean come on, we knew this already. it's hardly a surprise if it's a well known fact
i'm so fucking tired of leon kennedy and his huge handsome balls man get away from me
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
i'm so fucking tired of leon kennedy and his huge handsome balls man get away from me
Just so you know you missed the creation of this. But never miss a baking stream again by following me on twitch.tv/birbiegorl ok merry crimes bye
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just so you know you missed the creation of this. But never miss a baking stream again by following me on twitch.tv/birbiegorl ok merry crimes bye
Open mailbox to find festive envelope? Someone thought of me?! They remembered i exist and sent me a card?!?
Nope, just a local church trying to get me to go to their Christmas mass.
Is this a fuckin joke to you, God???? Is this FUNNY????
Nope, just a local church trying to get me to go to their Christmas mass.
Is this a fuckin joke to you, God???? Is this FUNNY????
December 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Open mailbox to find festive envelope? Someone thought of me?! They remembered i exist and sent me a card?!?
Nope, just a local church trying to get me to go to their Christmas mass.
Is this a fuckin joke to you, God???? Is this FUNNY????
Nope, just a local church trying to get me to go to their Christmas mass.
Is this a fuckin joke to you, God???? Is this FUNNY????
Losing whamageddon three times over against my will while getting a ketamine IV drip life is awesome
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Losing whamageddon three times over against my will while getting a ketamine IV drip life is awesome
Today is the day. Hors. E tranqUeliserr
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Today is the day. Hors. E tranqUeliserr
Every day we inch closer to a knives out movie with the muppets
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Every day we inch closer to a knives out movie with the muppets
here this is your problem now youtu.be/31DPn7APZ0w
Decorating for Christmas. Nothing goes wrong. (stream edit)
YouTube video by Birbie
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December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
here this is your problem now youtu.be/31DPn7APZ0w
We have to start holding the english accountable for their crimes
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We have to start holding the english accountable for their crimes
decorating for cwimas :) twitch.tv/birbiegorl
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
decorating for cwimas :) twitch.tv/birbiegorl
Now how am I supposed to be productive or function when I’ve got this waiting for me
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Now how am I supposed to be productive or function when I’ve got this waiting for me
trying to set up a linkedin is like a fun different kind of psychological torture
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
trying to set up a linkedin is like a fun different kind of psychological torture
My spotify wrapped shoved me in a locker and kicked my bicycle into a ditch and called me cringe which really hurt my feelings
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My spotify wrapped shoved me in a locker and kicked my bicycle into a ditch and called me cringe which really hurt my feelings
Every time I catch a bad cold I remember that it’s my least favorite thing. Today I remember again
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Every time I catch a bad cold I remember that it’s my least favorite thing. Today I remember again
Having a parent with unpredictable music taste is funny. I can make her listen to absolutely anything and it’s always a surprise if she’s gonna like it or hate it. My mom runs on pure vibes alone and it’s admirable
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Having a parent with unpredictable music taste is funny. I can make her listen to absolutely anything and it’s always a surprise if she’s gonna like it or hate it. My mom runs on pure vibes alone and it’s admirable
New AI woe unlocked: finding free to use PNGs that aren’t AI. This used to be so easy. Everything looks like garbage now
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
New AI woe unlocked: finding free to use PNGs that aren’t AI. This used to be so easy. Everything looks like garbage now
You could never stink it up like me
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You could never stink it up like me
I have a task AI could never take from me. It’s called shitting my butt off on a Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I have a task AI could never take from me. It’s called shitting my butt off on a Saturday
My teeth really hurt anyone wanna take em off my hands?
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My teeth really hurt anyone wanna take em off my hands?
sorry guys every once in a while i finish reading a book and have to scream until i get it out of my system please bear with me
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
sorry guys every once in a while i finish reading a book and have to scream until i get it out of my system please bear with me
the Magic of the Lost trilogy more like will-they-wont-they+slap-slap-kiss if it was turned into an olympic sport
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the Magic of the Lost trilogy more like will-they-wont-they+slap-slap-kiss if it was turned into an olympic sport