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birbiegorl.bsky.social
Birbieghoul
@birbiegorl.bsky.social
You can’t take me anywhere, that’s a promise.

She/her, spoonie, leftie (not handed), I bake, but don’t let me cook.
What if I told you it was… TWO CATS! Very elegant cats, might I add
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hot new review, if you can call it that
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pondering the loss of my wisdom teeth and wondering if it’ll affect my chances of getting into Mensa
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So that went very poorly but if I show you my good cakes i must unfortunately also show you my bad cakes
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Cooked
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Who says a queer can’t hang a wicked shelf or two? LGBTQIKEA rep 💪
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Well that was fun. But unfortunately i will be making them into dessert
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s going great
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This one doesn’t require too much! Just be yourself! We’ll definitely understand what you’re trying to communicate 😜 👻💦
October 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Make sure to hold her up to your ear so she can talk to you 💗
October 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Couples costume for you and your AI girlfriend this Halloween 🎃💗
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
C.L. Clark ( @clclark.bsky.social ) is my religion. Let’s fucking go. I’m so (not emotionally) ready to devour this
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Cheesy cake and cuppy cakes
September 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
i'm literally a pastry chef now check it bitches
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Brownies :)
September 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Love getting ads like this because after being diagnosed with both, I can safely say that the only correct answer to this, on either side, is: i’m going to kick you in the taint so hard your nipples will shrivel up and fall off and get eaten by a seagull
September 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the mission continues on (at the halfway point between tucson and las vegas) wplace.live?lat=34.39907... @desertbus.org
August 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's still a little ways away... but the bus is already leaving its mark on Tucson. o7 @loadingreadyrun.com @desertbus.org
August 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tough crowd!
August 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
!! Breaking news !!
August 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sneaking my child a beer at the pub
August 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My magnum opus. To celebrate my 1 year twitch affiliate anniversary, I made me a cake. And then i made him a cake. If you’re hungry, they’re hungry, let themin
August 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This book. It got me so bad. It builds and builds and it’s a puzzle falling together slowly and agonizingly and lesbianly and then it fucking GETS YOU and kills you instantly and you die for real in real life. Anyway, 10/10 would recommend :)
August 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Forgot to post results :)
July 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
i would like to apologize to the earth for my moment of impulsivity in which i had the AI create an image which made me scream upon it loading fully. this was a severe lapse in judgement. i hope he dies forever in a horrific house fire. this is NOT my son. i killed trees for this
July 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM