Drew
@bionicpunk.bsky.social
He/him. Just some slick continental dude. Not depressed enough to be a truly great artist, but getting there!
It’s my daughter’s birthday, which means it’s also @pftompkins.bsky.social as well! Happy birthday to them both!
September 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It’s my daughter’s birthday, which means it’s also @pftompkins.bsky.social as well! Happy birthday to them both!
Thoughts and prayers for the Aston Martin #F1 mechanics who stayed up working until 1am to rebuild Stroll’s car that he promptly sent right back into the wall in the beginning of Q1.
August 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the Aston Martin #F1 mechanics who stayed up working until 1am to rebuild Stroll’s car that he promptly sent right back into the wall in the beginning of Q1.
I’m truly ruining #hungergames for my kids. Every time someone says “Peeta,” I say it in a Lois Griffin voice.
June 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I’m truly ruining #hungergames for my kids. Every time someone says “Peeta,” I say it in a Lois Griffin voice.
June 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Witcher: “We love all the races in our world! We have humans, humans who are short, and humans who have slightly different ears!”
Elder Scrolls: “Ok, what if Chester Cheetah was Slavic and came from the desert? WAIT, let’s do lizards, too!!” #thewitcher #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
Elder Scrolls: “Ok, what if Chester Cheetah was Slavic and came from the desert? WAIT, let’s do lizards, too!!” #thewitcher #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
May 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Witcher: “We love all the races in our world! We have humans, humans who are short, and humans who have slightly different ears!”
Elder Scrolls: “Ok, what if Chester Cheetah was Slavic and came from the desert? WAIT, let’s do lizards, too!!” #thewitcher #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
Elder Scrolls: “Ok, what if Chester Cheetah was Slavic and came from the desert? WAIT, let’s do lizards, too!!” #thewitcher #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
The VW to BMW to Porsche pipeline is no joke.
May 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The VW to BMW to Porsche pipeline is no joke.
Hey, @evilmopacatx.bsky.social when your mom (the cement truck) is mad at you, does she call you Missouri-Pacific Loop 1 Expressway?
May 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hey, @evilmopacatx.bsky.social when your mom (the cement truck) is mad at you, does she call you Missouri-Pacific Loop 1 Expressway?
Colgate is Chevy and Crest is Ford. No, I will not elaborate.
April 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Colgate is Chevy and Crest is Ford. No, I will not elaborate.
This thread has made me realize that I don’t get hung up on band names at all. Of course I realize that some band names are stupid, but it won’t keep me from listening to them.
Name a current band you’ve >>>NEVER<<< listened to because you hate their name so much.
— Don’t say “The Beatles”
— Don’t criticise/editorialise other people’s choices.
I’ll start:
1. Cigarettes After Sex
2. King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
(I’ll delete this thread when it turns shouty/shit).
— Don’t say “The Beatles”
— Don’t criticise/editorialise other people’s choices.
I’ll start:
1. Cigarettes After Sex
2. King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
(I’ll delete this thread when it turns shouty/shit).
March 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This thread has made me realize that I don’t get hung up on band names at all. Of course I realize that some band names are stupid, but it won’t keep me from listening to them.
Someone tell me I’m not the only one who can’t stop saying “calamitous ORTBO.” #severance
March 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Someone tell me I’m not the only one who can’t stop saying “calamitous ORTBO.” #severance
Reposted by Drew
Filosofia de muro
February 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Filosofia de muro
Asked my wife if she wanted a protein shot* in her smoothie** this morning.
*bacon crumbles
**cheesy grits
*bacon crumbles
**cheesy grits
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Asked my wife if she wanted a protein shot* in her smoothie** this morning.
*bacon crumbles
**cheesy grits
*bacon crumbles
**cheesy grits
“You’d be wise to watch yourself. This discotheque is protected by a powerful sorceress.”
“Ah, yes. The legendary Yennefer of Vengaboys.”
“Ah, yes. The legendary Yennefer of Vengaboys.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“You’d be wise to watch yourself. This discotheque is protected by a powerful sorceress.”
“Ah, yes. The legendary Yennefer of Vengaboys.”
“Ah, yes. The legendary Yennefer of Vengaboys.”
What’s the most polite way to publicly eat the crispies in the bottom of the Long John Silvers tray? Please hurry, this is a time sensitive matter.
January 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What’s the most polite way to publicly eat the crispies in the bottom of the Long John Silvers tray? Please hurry, this is a time sensitive matter.
So we’re watching #ChristmasVacation, and when Doris Roberts’ character comes onscreen, both kids shout, “CHAPPEL ROAN!”
December 26, 2024 at 3:28 AM
So we’re watching #ChristmasVacation, and when Doris Roberts’ character comes onscreen, both kids shout, “CHAPPEL ROAN!”
*confusing my football watch party guests by pronouncing CBS “sea bass.”*
December 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
*confusing my football watch party guests by pronouncing CBS “sea bass.”*