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leopard is my neutral

(sometimes known as binch420)
The R train platform at Jay St MetroTech
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I was sold a scam ticket to Oh Mary the day after Jen Shah got out of prison… let’s think about that
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don’t really talk about the time I saw Jason Hoppy on the subway a decade ago but it did happen
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
this FAQ on the meredith marks dj tour landing page
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
absolutely FREAKING IT on this spreadsheet rn
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
allura, u might wanna pin your wig down, cause this might blow it back
new Tomb Raider announcement teased for The Game Awards
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Chugging a glass of lemon ginger tummy taming tea as my ride to the club was outside
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
the internet is rly giving Je Suis Paul Dano this week
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
…I didn’t know this was happening
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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WHO: ‘Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels’
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
what was I going through in January
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Confidence Man - 17 (Visualiser)
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December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
truly dgaf unless Lydia Tár is the conductor
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i went 10-9 with this sagat in the hub tonight and the first portion of the set he kept blowing up me trying to DI light tiger knee. this was the set winning interaction and it coming from whiff punishing a tiger knee felt soooooo good
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I cannot believe my dumbass sat and did this finally
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
pink washing gone too far
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
only while experiencing blinding pain like getting your eyebrows threaded will you have DMT-esque realizations like “my brow salon smells just like Akbar in LA”
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Breaking: A Texas judge has ruled that it is UNCONSTITUTIONAL to upcharge $0.50 for the jalapeño cheddar bagel
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
we have achieved elena mediocrity
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
this week i went from the peak i've been at with elena to the lowest MR i've ever had in the game (1417) and have clawed my way back up with a bunch of new tech i learned and i now love this character again
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think Ebitda would be a beautiful name for a woman
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
each new robyn single confirms she will never top Beach 2k20
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
bought suede doc martens today and the salesperson was like “these need to avoid water, if you even think or perceive of water you and all your loved ones will die a horrible death” and I was like “yeah yeah here’s my $128”
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
thought this was Death Stranding merch before i read the tweet
Victory coins for attendees at the Federalist Society convention citing major conservatives wins at the Supreme Court:
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM