Bill Touspille
@billtouspille.bsky.social
Once peed next to Alan Thicke and made eye-contact
He/Him | NYR | Philadelphia
He/Him | NYR | Philadelphia
Me automatically when I see Malkin’s face
February 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me automatically when I see Malkin’s face
The Broadway Blueshirts, or should I say the Ziegfeld Follies! There’s a Perestroika Pig in goal who isn’t bringing home the bacon like he should - we need answers Quick, and I can’t Garandtee they have one. Time for the Garden Faithful to hiss Chris, if he can take the diss!
February 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Broadway Blueshirts, or should I say the Ziegfeld Follies! There’s a Perestroika Pig in goal who isn’t bringing home the bacon like he should - we need answers Quick, and I can’t Garandtee they have one. Time for the Garden Faithful to hiss Chris, if he can take the diss!
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A Zibanejad & Kreider shorthanded odd man rush goal?
Only one thing to do, @billtouspille.bsky.social...
Only one thing to do, @billtouspille.bsky.social...
February 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A Zibanejad & Kreider shorthanded odd man rush goal?
Only one thing to do, @billtouspille.bsky.social...
Only one thing to do, @billtouspille.bsky.social...
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Not Andy Ogles immediately blaming DEI and demanding a 3rd Trump term after a fucking plane crash
And not me getting suspended by the other site within 15 seconds for saying what I think of him
And not me getting suspended by the other site within 15 seconds for saying what I think of him
January 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not Andy Ogles immediately blaming DEI and demanding a 3rd Trump term after a fucking plane crash
And not me getting suspended by the other site within 15 seconds for saying what I think of him
And not me getting suspended by the other site within 15 seconds for saying what I think of him
“Wait that’s a rule??”
January 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Wait that’s a rule??”
Noticed a few times the past couple of games where NYR’s had mismatched D pairs on their offside when caught on a change. Like Lindgren jumping on for the prior shift’s RHD, for example. This is weird bench behavior and it’s cost them
January 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Noticed a few times the past couple of games where NYR’s had mismatched D pairs on their offside when caught on a change. Like Lindgren jumping on for the prior shift’s RHD, for example. This is weird bench behavior and it’s cost them
Today’s the day for Invincible Igor - hey he won so I’m back on the Shesty Squad! It’ll be a Russian Revolution for these two glasnost goalies. And for my money, watching our Soviet Savior top his young comrade sounds like a real #AfternoonDelight
December 22, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Today’s the day for Invincible Igor - hey he won so I’m back on the Shesty Squad! It’ll be a Russian Revolution for these two glasnost goalies. And for my money, watching our Soviet Savior top his young comrade sounds like a real #AfternoonDelight
I’m glad we’ll be back to the high level Ranger hockey we’ve come to expect once they trade Kaapo Kakko
December 18, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I’m glad we’ll be back to the high level Ranger hockey we’ve come to expect once they trade Kaapo Kakko
Happy Last Full Week of Work Before the Holidays to all that celebrate
December 16, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Happy Last Full Week of Work Before the Holidays to all that celebrate
Another night another dream but always you…it’s like a vision of losing that seems to be true. The silver fox starter Jonny Quick didn’t bring it home, but it’s not like the Broadway Blueberries have the Real McCoy in Boris Backup! Maybe Rocky Rempe can run up the steps
December 16, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Another night another dream but always you…it’s like a vision of losing that seems to be true. The silver fox starter Jonny Quick didn’t bring it home, but it’s not like the Broadway Blueberries have the Real McCoy in Boris Backup! Maybe Rocky Rempe can run up the steps
Sam - Those aren’t boos, Joe. They’re LUUUUUs, for Luigi Mangione!
Joe - The powerplay is 1-16 over the past 5 games, they could use a shooter like him
Mayor Eric Adams - That’s soft tampering, motherfucker
Joe - The powerplay is 1-16 over the past 5 games, they could use a shooter like him
Mayor Eric Adams - That’s soft tampering, motherfucker
December 10, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Sam - Those aren’t boos, Joe. They’re LUUUUUs, for Luigi Mangione!
Joe - The powerplay is 1-16 over the past 5 games, they could use a shooter like him
Mayor Eric Adams - That’s soft tampering, motherfucker
Joe - The powerplay is 1-16 over the past 5 games, they could use a shooter like him
Mayor Eric Adams - That’s soft tampering, motherfucker
Like, obv the Rangers and Sens have discussed Tkachuk to SOME degree. Or Brady’s people have pitched the idea to management that he wouldn’t mind a change
Otherwise why the hell would the owner be so livid right now?
Otherwise why the hell would the owner be so livid right now?
December 9, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Like, obv the Rangers and Sens have discussed Tkachuk to SOME degree. Or Brady’s people have pitched the idea to management that he wouldn’t mind a change
Otherwise why the hell would the owner be so livid right now?
Otherwise why the hell would the owner be so livid right now?
In days of yore, the captain was the biggest #guy on the field. I say give it to Rempe! Maybe the Ka-Ching King can lead, but Iggy Piggy should do a little family planny wanny. Back in my day, players had from Labor Day till end of October to use their Halloweenies!
December 9, 2024 at 2:51 PM
In days of yore, the captain was the biggest #guy on the field. I say give it to Rempe! Maybe the Ka-Ching King can lead, but Iggy Piggy should do a little family planny wanny. Back in my day, players had from Labor Day till end of October to use their Halloweenies!
I am disproportionally excited about the freakout that’s going to happen tomorrow when Ruhwedel gets recalled
December 5, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I am disproportionally excited about the freakout that’s going to happen tomorrow when Ruhwedel gets recalled
When a bag of dicks just won’t cut it
December 5, 2024 at 8:32 PM
When a bag of dicks just won’t cut it
Yeah I’d kinda rather get one of these quotes than wordy utter perplexion
Alex Tuch called the effort tonight “horseshit”
December 4, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Yeah I’d kinda rather get one of these quotes than wordy utter perplexion
Not letting Ralph Macchio out of his cage until the Rangers have a good game
December 4, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Not letting Ralph Macchio out of his cage until the Rangers have a good game
Team paintball outing
Not even joking
Not even joking
December 3, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Team paintball outing
Not even joking
Not even joking
Looks like the Bolshoi Backup got left on the dance floor. If this is Swan Lake, then maybe Rempe is #Natalie Portman. Cap’n Chris is probably Cryin’ Chris lately. Me? I’m giving Comrade Cupcake $15 in Bed Bath and Beyond coupons and seeing if there’s a Moscow location. Hey siri!
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Looks like the Bolshoi Backup got left on the dance floor. If this is Swan Lake, then maybe Rempe is #Natalie Portman. Cap’n Chris is probably Cryin’ Chris lately. Me? I’m giving Comrade Cupcake $15 in Bed Bath and Beyond coupons and seeing if there’s a Moscow location. Hey siri!
Alright if they score 4 quick ones they can still lose this one in OT
December 3, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Alright if they score 4 quick ones they can still lose this one in OT
Whenever Sam says “Jones back on defense” I sometimes pretend it’s two ladies named Joan and they’re best friends
December 3, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Whenever Sam says “Jones back on defense” I sometimes pretend it’s two ladies named Joan and they’re best friends