The best thing about a sprained ankle is being massively depressed really gels well with the lack of mobility
July 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The best thing about a sprained ankle is being massively depressed really gels well with the lack of mobility
Ladies continue to love cool James
July 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ladies continue to love cool James
I keep answering ads on Craigslist asking for pitchers and every time I show up it's just one guy how are we gonna play baseball with just the two of us ?
June 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I keep answering ads on Craigslist asking for pitchers and every time I show up it's just one guy how are we gonna play baseball with just the two of us ?
I'm simply not having a good time 🤙🏄
May 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm simply not having a good time 🤙🏄
I need to get to the moon so I can leave my gay thoughts there
May 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I need to get to the moon so I can leave my gay thoughts there
Tom the cat was a bitch because if my cat spotted Jerry that little guy would be looking at his own intestines like it was a nam movie
April 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Tom the cat was a bitch because if my cat spotted Jerry that little guy would be looking at his own intestines like it was a nam movie
The raw power I feel on Libby when I finish a book and see one person waiting in line is better than any orgasm. I am the decider the only thing stopping you from reading this Reacher Novel is me your new god
April 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The raw power I feel on Libby when I finish a book and see one person waiting in line is better than any orgasm. I am the decider the only thing stopping you from reading this Reacher Novel is me your new god
Hooters just filed for Bankruptcy no one text I just need time to grieve
April 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hooters just filed for Bankruptcy no one text I just need time to grieve
I don't do Ozempic because when I eventually get hot, ripped and sexy I want the full credit to go to the 33 tapeworms I put in the bowl of ice cream I ate last night
April 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't do Ozempic because when I eventually get hot, ripped and sexy I want the full credit to go to the 33 tapeworms I put in the bowl of ice cream I ate last night
Another day another CIA agent in the moat I've dug out front of my house
March 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Another day another CIA agent in the moat I've dug out front of my house
Crazy weather we're having today it's got me thinking so many gay thoughts
March 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Crazy weather we're having today it's got me thinking so many gay thoughts
Reposted by Biggus Riggus
"The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will not follow an executive order from Donald Trump, and that it will instead continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity."
Philadelphia schools will allow trans athletes to compete, rejecting Trump executive order
The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity.
www.advocate.com
March 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will not follow an executive order from Donald Trump, and that it will instead continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity."
The cowards in Hollywood weren't ready for big eastern European vampire dick. Not me though Im ready 👉👈
March 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The cowards in Hollywood weren't ready for big eastern European vampire dick. Not me though Im ready 👉👈
Advice for delivery people write down every address you deliver to . When the tip comes through cross it out then at the end of the week you have a list of doors to pee on while doing other deliveries
March 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Advice for delivery people write down every address you deliver to . When the tip comes through cross it out then at the end of the week you have a list of doors to pee on while doing other deliveries
In the bug nightclub watching Bees do the Stingy leg and Rollie Pollies throw it in a circle
February 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In the bug nightclub watching Bees do the Stingy leg and Rollie Pollies throw it in a circle
Heard RFK is banning Anti Depressants too bad he can't ban the greatest anti depressant of all
February 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Heard RFK is banning Anti Depressants too bad he can't ban the greatest anti depressant of all
Looking to hire someone to sit on my shoulders and dangle a carrot in front of me out of reach to help me get my steps in
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Looking to hire someone to sit on my shoulders and dangle a carrot in front of me out of reach to help me get my steps in
"I'm scared to love again ."
"Dude aren't you currently in a relationship?"
"I'm just really tired I don't think I can handle a second."
"Dude aren't you currently in a relationship?"
"I'm just really tired I don't think I can handle a second."
February 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"I'm scared to love again ."
"Dude aren't you currently in a relationship?"
"I'm just really tired I don't think I can handle a second."
"Dude aren't you currently in a relationship?"
"I'm just really tired I don't think I can handle a second."
A late happy Valentine's Day to you all
There is a lunk alarm in my heart and you just dropped the weights
February 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A late happy Valentine's Day to you all
"There's a foul stench this eve can you smell it ? Why are you backing away ? Oh it's me "😔
February 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"There's a foul stench this eve can you smell it ? Why are you backing away ? Oh it's me "😔
I'm thinking of running for Senate when I'm 83 I don't wanna wait till I'm too old .
February 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm thinking of running for Senate when I'm 83 I don't wanna wait till I'm too old .
The underwear where the flap is Horizontal makes me feel like im Wyatt Earp quick drawing when I piss
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The underwear where the flap is Horizontal makes me feel like im Wyatt Earp quick drawing when I piss
Got kicked out of a chess tournament for absolutely dominating them using checkers techniques
February 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Got kicked out of a chess tournament for absolutely dominating them using checkers techniques
Hate that the only place to catch snowflakes on your tongue is next to the pissing tree but what can you do
January 15, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Hate that the only place to catch snowflakes on your tongue is next to the pissing tree but what can you do
Remembered I have this account hope everyone is having a very scary Sunday have as many panic attacks as your heart will allow ❤️🤩
October 1, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Remembered I have this account hope everyone is having a very scary Sunday have as many panic attacks as your heart will allow ❤️🤩