Big Dan
@bigdanthenerd.bsky.social
He/him
IDEFK what I'm doing on social media anymore
IDEFK what I'm doing on social media anymore
Spent half my shift yesterday throwing around water heaters by myself...not the kind of sore one wants to be on Valentine's Day lol
a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner
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February 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Spent half my shift yesterday throwing around water heaters by myself...not the kind of sore one wants to be on Valentine's Day lol
My coworker: "so did you watch the Superbowl?"
Me: "nope. I smoked and painted Warhammer"
Him: "Damm, that sounds dope. Why don't we hang out outside of work?"
Me: "because outside of work I'm an ass hole that doesn't do fun things"
Him: 🤣🤣🤣
Me: "nope. I smoked and painted Warhammer"
Him: "Damm, that sounds dope. Why don't we hang out outside of work?"
Me: "because outside of work I'm an ass hole that doesn't do fun things"
Him: 🤣🤣🤣
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
My coworker: "so did you watch the Superbowl?"
Me: "nope. I smoked and painted Warhammer"
Him: "Damm, that sounds dope. Why don't we hang out outside of work?"
Me: "because outside of work I'm an ass hole that doesn't do fun things"
Him: 🤣🤣🤣
Me: "nope. I smoked and painted Warhammer"
Him: "Damm, that sounds dope. Why don't we hang out outside of work?"
Me: "because outside of work I'm an ass hole that doesn't do fun things"
Him: 🤣🤣🤣
TikTok didn't like this one....shocker
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
TikTok didn't like this one....shocker
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I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Age verification?
I remember playing DnD with THAC0
I remember playing DnD with THAC0
Age Verification?
I watched the first series of Thomas the Tank Engine. And it wasn't a repeat.
I watched the first series of Thomas the Tank Engine. And it wasn't a repeat.
Age verification?
I remember when Bryan Adams was No 1 for weeks with his song from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
I remember when Bryan Adams was No 1 for weeks with his song from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Age verification?
I remember playing DnD with THAC0
I remember playing DnD with THAC0
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
We don't need arrests. We need to feed the guillotines
We need some epstein arrests omg. Do not look away from these. Do not let yourself be desensitized. It is the worst thing youve ever seen and heard. And we need arrests NOW.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
We don't need arrests. We need to feed the guillotines
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
@negativenancy666.bsky.social : "can we roll a fat joint and then lay down?
Me: rolls "that should get us started"
Her: "STARTED?!"
Me: rolls "that should get us started"
Her: "STARTED?!"
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
@negativenancy666.bsky.social : "can we roll a fat joint and then lay down?
Me: rolls "that should get us started"
Her: "STARTED?!"
Me: rolls "that should get us started"
Her: "STARTED?!"
Make some Chicken Ishouldcallher for dinner
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Make some Chicken Ishouldcallher for dinner
Do believe this is the first 'make me' I dropped with us lol @negativenancy666.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Do believe this is the first 'make me' I dropped with us lol @negativenancy666.bsky.social
I would watch the shit out of this show. It's giving What We Do in the Shadows
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I would watch the shit out of this show. It's giving What We Do in the Shadows
Gonna start a hooters competitor where its jacked dudes in hoochie daddy shorts and crop tops.....call it Himbos 365
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Gonna start a hooters competitor where its jacked dudes in hoochie daddy shorts and crop tops.....call it Himbos 365
Did a little painting tonight
January 28, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Did a little painting tonight
That's why Mookdubs is A GOAT
Fuck ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
That's why Mookdubs is A GOAT
On my way to go war some hammers
January 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
On my way to go war some hammers
I was doing my Monday sales reports, and we sold $1312 of a certain item
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in the woods holding a camera .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in the woods holding a camera .
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January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I was doing my Monday sales reports, and we sold $1312 of a certain item
Finally got around to getting some pictures of recent models. Aethon Shaan, Judiciar, Chaplain, and an Invictor Tactical Warsuit
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Finally got around to getting some pictures of recent models. Aethon Shaan, Judiciar, Chaplain, and an Invictor Tactical Warsuit
A lot of progress today
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
A lot of progress today
Shit comrades...she is outsourcing my job as the creepy but adorable thing she keeps on a strap
I am far too excited about my recent purchase 😅 ! I was gifted a Fuggler by my secret santa, and I caught the bug! So, now I have a creepy but adorable purse! Lol
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Shit comrades...she is outsourcing my job as the creepy but adorable thing she keeps on a strap
I REALLY want them to be in a situation there is NO way they can get out of, and the stranger just shows up...music and everything
The Fallout show feels like if someone played the Fallout games and then said “let’s make a show based on this.”
Which sounds obvious but historically has been rare for video game adaptations.
Which sounds obvious but historically has been rare for video game adaptations.
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I REALLY want them to be in a situation there is NO way they can get out of, and the stranger just shows up...music and everything