Big Dan
@bigdanthenerd.bsky.social
He/him
IDEFK what I'm doing on social media anymore
IDEFK what I'm doing on social media anymore
Really want to find a Communist Domme.....that way she can leave Marx all over me
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Really want to find a Communist Domme.....that way she can leave Marx all over me
Got all the important stuff moved into my new place.
The important stuff
The important stuff
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Got all the important stuff moved into my new place.
The important stuff
The important stuff
Me: full on feral booktok level sexting going on rn
Also me: autisming at the same damn time
Also me: autisming at the same damn time
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me: full on feral booktok level sexting going on rn
Also me: autisming at the same damn time
Also me: autisming at the same damn time
"Shut the fuck up and eat this"
The Big Dan dating story
The Big Dan dating story
“Shut the fuck up and eat this”
The Hermit Story
The Hermit Story
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Shut the fuck up and eat this"
The Big Dan dating story
The Big Dan dating story
Glad to know I haven't lost my game 😉
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Glad to know I haven't lost my game 😉
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Getting ready to go out to breakfast with my partner
Her: "You can take that collar off btw"
Me: "the fuck I can"
Her: ???
Me: "that's for you to take on and off of me"
Her: "You can take that collar off btw"
Me: "the fuck I can"
Her: ???
Me: "that's for you to take on and off of me"
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Getting ready to go out to breakfast with my partner
Her: "You can take that collar off btw"
Me: "the fuck I can"
Her: ???
Me: "that's for you to take on and off of me"
Her: "You can take that collar off btw"
Me: "the fuck I can"
Her: ???
Me: "that's for you to take on and off of me"
Getting back out there and seeing people helped me realize how unhappy I had been, and how much I gave and gave while getting breadcrumbs back.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Getting back out there and seeing people helped me realize how unhappy I had been, and how much I gave and gave while getting breadcrumbs back.
When your phone autocorrects gunpla to gunplay
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November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When your phone autocorrects gunpla to gunplay
I really need to work on the whole "don't start flirting with someone when you're about to fall asleep" thing. Because I'm 10/10 gonna keep flirting if they do and next thing I know, my alarm is set to go off in 3 hours
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November 14, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I really need to work on the whole "don't start flirting with someone when you're about to fall asleep" thing. Because I'm 10/10 gonna keep flirting if they do and next thing I know, my alarm is set to go off in 3 hours
My work is doing a secret Santa and one of the questions is "favorite fashion accessory"....how do I write 'collar' without being turned into HR?
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November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My work is doing a secret Santa and one of the questions is "favorite fashion accessory"....how do I write 'collar' without being turned into HR?
BUT THATS NOT WHAT I MENT WHEN I SAID MINNIE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!!
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
BUT THATS NOT WHAT I MENT WHEN I SAID MINNIE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!!
Conversations with my partner lmao
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Conversations with my partner lmao
Don't objectify me
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Don't objectify me
Burning the kilt I got married in and my boutonniere on my last night in our house.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Burning the kilt I got married in and my boutonniere on my last night in our house.
Feels damn amazing to say shit like this to a partner and not be met with them rolling their eyes
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Feels damn amazing to say shit like this to a partner and not be met with them rolling their eyes
Gonna get back into MTG and say "I'm restrictions, are you creativity?"
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gonna get back into MTG and say "I'm restrictions, are you creativity?"
It me...except instead of my head turning green, my beard is returning to red
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It me...except instead of my head turning green, my beard is returning to red
She a BIG girl and showed up in a crop top and docs
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
She a BIG girl and showed up in a crop top and docs
Tonight's date told me her nickname for me is Alt Daddy, and she gushed over the Irish accents in an audiobook that we have both read.. so naturally I had to play into that on first date
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Tonight's date told me her nickname for me is Alt Daddy, and she gushed over the Irish accents in an audiobook that we have both read.. so naturally I had to play into that on first date
I got called Daddy and Good Boy today....and that's on having range lmao
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I got called Daddy and Good Boy today....and that's on having range lmao