bIG cAT pANTS
bigcatpants.bsky.social
bIG cAT pANTS
@bigcatpants.bsky.social
human non sequitur
I HAVE BEEN SINGLE FOR 19 YEARS.
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
every single day
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I am fortunate enough to have rent subsidies, because the conglomerate that rents to me commands the government with their own wants and needs and just trample on everyone too busy with trying to survive to be able to vote appropriately. but why do I have to pay 60% of my pay for rent?
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
if he has MBS's hands, then he knows they're not on his head.
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
here is the vocab to view this like a magic eye: on your PC, hold down ctrl and scroll your mouse until the two images are about 12-15" from corner to corner. then unfocus your eyes (assuming you're viewing this at your PC from approximately 25-29" away), and it'll look like a classic stereogram!
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
rad! I'll save this link for when I have a wife! 😅🥺😢
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I don't like how polygons are not all named. if we got numbers like duovigintillion, we can name a fuckin' 22-sided polygon a duovigintigon
August 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Electro-zappichu, from my genuinely distinct IP that is in no way a copyright infringement, Copyright Infringemon.

Yes, nothing is electric about him. Stun guns may come into play later on.
August 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
oh how you have forgotten your roots.
July 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
and then toss a hot dog in it!
July 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
*coworker talks about gundam*

me: all I know is that zentraedi aren't giants anymore

🤣

totally forgot which IP that was for a moment.
July 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm fly like a buttress.
July 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
that reminded me of the time announcement here:

youtu.be/l28o6fJda1c?...
That Mitchell and Webb look - The Quiz Broadcast (all episode's)
YouTube video by fanvideos4u
youtu.be
May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Municipal: my favorite adjective.
April 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Butter: n. - Masculine form of Buttress
March 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I draw, sometimes. This is the Pokemon "Cutiefly".
February 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
do not startle that precious handsome lad bebbee he is too close to the edge ;_;
February 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I feel like making a Short Circuit reboot with the original Johnny 5 design preserved would be easy to fully automate given today's technology. Heck, it could probably even be a full real-time mocap avatar too.
February 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
a young person talked about changing things via voting.

that's a weird lookin' boomer.
February 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
made salsa for the, well, third time. the first time was an embarrassing mess several years ago. this time, I used an onion and it tasted like utter shit. so I had to dump it and make one anew, an onionless variety. It's passable. I need to taste something store bought to compare what I was missing.
February 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
she is far more forgiving than that shithead the sun.
February 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
New PC (to me: it was gifted), but I had to put my new GPU and I bought more RAM and a PSU to support the GPU, and hoooo FUCKING BOY. After POST, it boots windows in about 3 seconds. This is irresponsible.

Also 8 interceptors are in my neighborhood with cops looking at an open trunk. wtf.
February 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Cute song for today's rain.
Under the Weather
YouTube video by Derivakat - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Got my biometrics appointment, for smarch 34nd, 2929.

jk it's next week. I hope my biometrics are to the government's liking >.>

(Not to be confused with the silly font Biometric Joe)

(Also not to be confused with the band Metric)
February 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM