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Wise to the bit.
Check out 2 new sticker cards or catch up on past drops at westernmetalheads.com
August 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Sticker cards #7 - Jittery Joe, and #8 - Don & Mud, plus lots more now available at westernmetalheads.com
August 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
⛤ ALL HAIL THE BULLPENTAGRAM ⛤

🔥5 demonic pitchers summoned to throw heat and raise hell🔥

check it out ⬇️

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August 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
🚨ALL CARDS NOW AVAILABLE🚨
We're changing things up - no more 1 week window. New cards still drop every week. But now the full set stays live until the end of the run. So if you missed one – it's all still up for grabs!

See the 2 newest cards @ westernmetalheads.com
July 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
👀Two new sticker cards up on westernmetalheads.com
July 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sticker cards #3 & #4 drop today. Only available for 1 week then gone forever! Check them out at westernmetalheads.com
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
HEADS UP: Today is the last day to grab Western Metal Heads #1 & #2 at westernmetalheads.com

New stickers drop tomorrow.
July 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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westernmetalheads.com is live! Check out the first 2 cards to drop at the link below 👇
Western Metal Heads
Western Metal Heads - Satirical art project and collectible sticker series for SD baseball fans.
westernmetalheads.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
westernmetalheads.com is live! Check out the first 2 cards to drop at the link below 👇
Western Metal Heads
Western Metal Heads - Satirical art project and collectible sticker series for SD baseball fans.
westernmetalheads.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
First two Western Metal Heads sticker cards drop tomorrow and will only available for one week. Learn more about the whole project at westernmetalheads.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🚨New Project Alert🚨
Introducing Western Metal Heads
90s inspired sticker cards you can peel, stick, and collect! Limited edition and made to order. Still not getting it? Here's a 3-year-old with a sneak preview of cards to come.
July 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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👋 - KH
July 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This rain confirms that we need to bring back the glossy helmets
May 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
May 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Go Padres (re2pectfully)
May 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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i need another scarf
April 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Grit Squad —> Quit Squad
April 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm sorry but the Swinging Friar is now a torpedo guy
April 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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They call him “Jackson Barrels” because there was a time in the minors where he could only afford to wear a barrel as clothing and his teammates were cruel
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Baseball severance.
March 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Bad news. MRI on manny’s leg came back boneless and tender.
March 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My hot take is that no sports team owes you any information about the health of its players, ever. It’s weird that fans think they are entitled to other people’s medical conditions.
March 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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“He who saves his country does not violate any law”
February 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM