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Made this cute little website over the past month in my spare time. So many fish have been drawn!!! No idea where they're all coming from. A real field of dreams moment :)
Why I 🧡 the web.

drawafish.com

Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟
New blog post! How I used ChatGPT to automate my buzzer, and the perils of doing so...

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Automating My Buzzer: Learning Hardware with ChatGPT
How I automated my apartment buzzer using ESP32s, ChatGPT, and a willingness to add resistors until things worked.
aldenhallak.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Made some enemies on the internet with my fish drawing website. Postmortem of some flaws they used to try to ruin it:

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DrawAFish.com Postmortem — Aug 3, 2025 Incident
A blameful postmortem of how my viral HackerNews project got compromised by legacy passwords, missing auth, and the perils of vibe coding.
aldenhallak.com
August 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Built fish tinder so I could moderate fish really fast
July 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
people love my site!!! :))))
July 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Made this cute little website over the past month in my spare time. So many fish have been drawn!!! No idea where they're all coming from. A real field of dreams moment :)
Why I 🧡 the web.

drawafish.com

Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟
July 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Women hold up half the sky. Other half? Trans and nonbinary folx
April 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nothing more humiliating than when a motion activated thing doesn't work . Waving multiple times. Thinking Maybe this wave will do it. Nope . Hanging myself in the workplace break room I guess
April 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
shane gillis in the bud light commercial as an apology for hunter
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
lowkey a sneeze feels so good when you don't have a mid coworker in your ears saying bless you
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
do u think guys that are into pegging think that every guy is into pegging and that they're the only ones open about it
January 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
September 10th 2001 Haiku:

I Sure Hope Nothing
Happens To The Twin Towers
Tomorrow Morning
December 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
[Three Guys Figuring Out Their Role In Their Choir]

(guy with high voice): yeah i think ill be an alto

(guy with low voice): bass for me! or maybe a tenor

(guy who's about to get a ton of pussy): i'm doing the beatboxing
December 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
must feel cool as fuck to be the guy beatboxing in the a capella group
December 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Waterpark
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Cupcakes
December 15, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Nice Jacket
December 14, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Lentil Soup
December 14, 2024 at 1:35 PM
pushed some old lady down the stairs and now everyone's really mad at me
December 13, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Tinder Match
December 13, 2024 at 4:30 PM
might start posting autofiction to bluesky
December 13, 2024 at 4:52 AM
guys the shooter and i were instagram mutuals and my phone is blowing up how do i leverage this for clout
December 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
when the white boy lowkey has drip
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
me when i'm outside of a hotel at 6:45 am on a wednesday
I’m so fucking tired of Billionaires.
December 6, 2024 at 6:09 PM
why cant gay guys just say "you look nice"
December 5, 2024 at 11:11 PM
me (still working on 2023 OKRs) walking to my performance review during layoff season
December 5, 2024 at 8:14 PM