[woman singing opera throughout]
@bictoriaaaa.bsky.social
extraordinarily regular; regularly extraordinary | perpetually agitated soprano | music historian, arranger, and composer | 1913 🔺❣️ | idk what we’re doing here? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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it’s me remembering i got 2 weighted blankets for when i couldn’t be held tight before i sent the “👀🙃” to someone i shouldn’t even be talking to right now.
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
it’s me remembering i got 2 weighted blankets for when i couldn’t be held tight before i sent the “👀🙃” to someone i shouldn’t even be talking to right now.
as a certified yapper, my favorite cardio will always be running my mouth.
December 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
as a certified yapper, my favorite cardio will always be running my mouth.
anyway, i’m going to the bar. lol
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
anyway, i’m going to the bar. lol
every year i do a solo holiday, i make it about an hour longer before i wanna cry. i thought i might actually get through the day this year. i failed til a few mins ago.
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
every year i do a solo holiday, i make it about an hour longer before i wanna cry. i thought i might actually get through the day this year. i failed til a few mins ago.
as a brown skinned woman of a caramel complexion who loses all her color in the winter (before you say anything, don’t!), there is little worse than having a light bright off with someone you think is the same color as you and losing. like damn, here go that caucasus mountain range ancestor again.
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
as a brown skinned woman of a caramel complexion who loses all her color in the winter (before you say anything, don’t!), there is little worse than having a light bright off with someone you think is the same color as you and losing. like damn, here go that caucasus mountain range ancestor again.
woke up thinking it was sunday. got dressed and went to work. texted my md to let me in bc “i’m here.”
md sent the “?” tapback. replied “it’s saturday.”
saints, i thought i was 9 minutes early to work. but it’s not sunday.
so turns out i’m nearly an hour late to work. bc it’s saturday.
fuck.
md sent the “?” tapback. replied “it’s saturday.”
saints, i thought i was 9 minutes early to work. but it’s not sunday.
so turns out i’m nearly an hour late to work. bc it’s saturday.
fuck.
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
woke up thinking it was sunday. got dressed and went to work. texted my md to let me in bc “i’m here.”
md sent the “?” tapback. replied “it’s saturday.”
saints, i thought i was 9 minutes early to work. but it’s not sunday.
so turns out i’m nearly an hour late to work. bc it’s saturday.
fuck.
md sent the “?” tapback. replied “it’s saturday.”
saints, i thought i was 9 minutes early to work. but it’s not sunday.
so turns out i’m nearly an hour late to work. bc it’s saturday.
fuck.
finally got a net 90 payment.
it feels so good to pay rent. y’all have no fuckin idea.
it feels so good to pay rent. y’all have no fuckin idea.
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
finally got a net 90 payment.
it feels so good to pay rent. y’all have no fuckin idea.
it feels so good to pay rent. y’all have no fuckin idea.
Oba Femi is fine as hell, dawg.
FINE. AS. SHIT.
FINE. AS. SHIT.
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Oba Femi is fine as hell, dawg.
FINE. AS. SHIT.
FINE. AS. SHIT.
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The spinal cord. If you fall and hit the back of your head/neck, you die. There’s like zero protection right there
13. If the human body was designed by a committee, which part was clearly designed by the unpaid intern?
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The spinal cord. If you fall and hit the back of your head/neck, you die. There’s like zero protection right there
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When niggas heard that lighter flick on what was they song
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
When niggas heard that lighter flick on what was they song
the good doctor!
You're a kid again and you've got a quarter. What are ya pickin'?
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
the good doctor!
i talked to NotMyBabyDaddy today. he asked me why i call him that. i said “bc you’re not my baby daddy?”
i’m so grateful when it clicks. he’s too fine to be a little slow.
i’m so grateful when it clicks. he’s too fine to be a little slow.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i talked to NotMyBabyDaddy today. he asked me why i call him that. i said “bc you’re not my baby daddy?”
i’m so grateful when it clicks. he’s too fine to be a little slow.
i’m so grateful when it clicks. he’s too fine to be a little slow.
there is something really liberating about doing your own hair.
i’m glad i got it the way i want it.
i’m glad i got it the way i want it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
there is something really liberating about doing your own hair.
i’m glad i got it the way i want it.
i’m glad i got it the way i want it.
i went on a first date.
they asked me about my family. i said, “it’s complicated. let’s talk about it on our third date.” they said, “i’ll do you one better and ask again on our 4th date.”
this inward is officially 2/2 on witty lines.
they asked me about my family. i said, “it’s complicated. let’s talk about it on our third date.” they said, “i’ll do you one better and ask again on our 4th date.”
this inward is officially 2/2 on witty lines.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
i went on a first date.
they asked me about my family. i said, “it’s complicated. let’s talk about it on our third date.” they said, “i’ll do you one better and ask again on our 4th date.”
this inward is officially 2/2 on witty lines.
they asked me about my family. i said, “it’s complicated. let’s talk about it on our third date.” they said, “i’ll do you one better and ask again on our 4th date.”
this inward is officially 2/2 on witty lines.
no. in the house was too far.
…i would leave.
…i would leave.
Did yall sneak your boyfriend/girlfriend into the house when you were in High School?
Part 2: were your parents home?
Part 2: were your parents home?
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
no. in the house was too far.
…i would leave.
…i would leave.
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The thing I find extra hilarious about "professionalism" is that all men's professional clothes are standard as hell, while women's professional clothing is based on how STACKED she is. 💀💀💀💀
*whispers* everything is racism and internalized white supremacist thinking down to what we normalize as appropriate or normative
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The thing I find extra hilarious about "professionalism" is that all men's professional clothes are standard as hell, while women's professional clothing is based on how STACKED she is. 💀💀💀💀
i got confirmed 15 years ago today.
i crossed 6 years ago today.
all in all, i’m just surprised and grateful i made it this long? i’m not crying i promise.
i crossed 6 years ago today.
all in all, i’m just surprised and grateful i made it this long? i’m not crying i promise.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i got confirmed 15 years ago today.
i crossed 6 years ago today.
all in all, i’m just surprised and grateful i made it this long? i’m not crying i promise.
i crossed 6 years ago today.
all in all, i’m just surprised and grateful i made it this long? i’m not crying i promise.
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If you want to pursue any degree that helps the community (social work, counseling, public health, education, nursing etc.) you'll only get partial funding from the government. Message received loud and clear. I see the play
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you want to pursue any degree that helps the community (social work, counseling, public health, education, nursing etc.) you'll only get partial funding from the government. Message received loud and clear. I see the play
cannot wait til therapy tomorrow.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
cannot wait til therapy tomorrow.
11:11
i wish a nigga would.
i wish a nigga would.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
11:11
i wish a nigga would.
i wish a nigga would.
i’m really averse to casual anything atp. everything has to have a purpose, even browsing in tj maxx.
…i know i go through this every 10 years. i know its time for this version of it.
this is the last time tho. i promise me that.
…i know i go through this every 10 years. i know its time for this version of it.
this is the last time tho. i promise me that.
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
i’m really averse to casual anything atp. everything has to have a purpose, even browsing in tj maxx.
…i know i go through this every 10 years. i know its time for this version of it.
this is the last time tho. i promise me that.
…i know i go through this every 10 years. i know its time for this version of it.
this is the last time tho. i promise me that.
one of my professors has the meanest mf bob. she could put Edna Mode and Anna Wintour to shame. and she be dressing her ass off.
idc what anyone says, women with DMAs be putting that shit ON.
idc what anyone says, women with DMAs be putting that shit ON.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
one of my professors has the meanest mf bob. she could put Edna Mode and Anna Wintour to shame. and she be dressing her ass off.
idc what anyone says, women with DMAs be putting that shit ON.
idc what anyone says, women with DMAs be putting that shit ON.
“where are my… (where are my…)
…WHERE are my panties???”
…WHERE are my panties???”
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“where are my… (where are my…)
…WHERE are my panties???”
…WHERE are my panties???”
i want a lamb over rice bowl hella bad.
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i want a lamb over rice bowl hella bad.