Bexber
@bexber.bsky.social
Sweary, exhausted, Geordie.
I have a collection of health-related acronyms so you’ll probably find me on the sofa.
https://youtu.be/Qup3Y60TmTE
“C-PTSD, ADHD, anxiety. Bipolar, addiction, neurodivergence; I'd be more worried if we weren't disturbed”
I have a collection of health-related acronyms so you’ll probably find me on the sofa.
https://youtu.be/Qup3Y60TmTE
“C-PTSD, ADHD, anxiety. Bipolar, addiction, neurodivergence; I'd be more worried if we weren't disturbed”
Help, I’ve spent all my money
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Help, I’ve spent all my money
What’s it like living with an ADHD husband?
I found dirty dishes in the back garden after asking him to clean the kitchen 3 days ago.
I found dirty dishes in the back garden after asking him to clean the kitchen 3 days ago.
October 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What’s it like living with an ADHD husband?
I found dirty dishes in the back garden after asking him to clean the kitchen 3 days ago.
I found dirty dishes in the back garden after asking him to clean the kitchen 3 days ago.
An epiphany where you suddenly see all the clutter that’s gathered around the edges of every room
October 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
An epiphany where you suddenly see all the clutter that’s gathered around the edges of every room
I’m sorry, Doctor, but who isn’t experiencing a lot of stress at the moment?
September 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m sorry, Doctor, but who isn’t experiencing a lot of stress at the moment?
Another classic girl dinner; chicken salad and two cocodamol.
September 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Another classic girl dinner; chicken salad and two cocodamol.
Show me the houseplants you’re desperately trying (and failing) to keep alive in a sense of delusional hope.
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Show me the houseplants you’re desperately trying (and failing) to keep alive in a sense of delusional hope.
Saw a pigeon with a sore foot and it’s ruined my day.
Hope you recover, little pal.
Hope you recover, little pal.
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Saw a pigeon with a sore foot and it’s ruined my day.
Hope you recover, little pal.
Hope you recover, little pal.
I’ve never seen mob mentality until tonight. The host of the Disney pub quiz got the answer to question 1/40 wrong and lost the respect of all the ‘Disney adults’ in the room. It was savage.
August 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve never seen mob mentality until tonight. The host of the Disney pub quiz got the answer to question 1/40 wrong and lost the respect of all the ‘Disney adults’ in the room. It was savage.
Can I get my toddler deported? She’s tiny and she does crimes.
August 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Can I get my toddler deported? She’s tiny and she does crimes.
A day so long I feel like I’ve died and can feel my body decomposing
May 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A day so long I feel like I’ve died and can feel my body decomposing
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I'm back to brushing my teeth more than once a day so yeah, you can say I've got one hell of a handle on my depression.
April 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm back to brushing my teeth more than once a day so yeah, you can say I've got one hell of a handle on my depression.
Toddler, misheard:
BITCH (bits)
BOOBIES (blueberries)
COCK (clock)
BITCH (bits)
BOOBIES (blueberries)
COCK (clock)
April 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Toddler, misheard:
BITCH (bits)
BOOBIES (blueberries)
COCK (clock)
BITCH (bits)
BOOBIES (blueberries)
COCK (clock)
Finally got my PhD in Napping
April 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Finally got my PhD in Napping
Making myself two cups of tea just to feel something
April 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Making myself two cups of tea just to feel something
Joker at sainsburys checkout. I was buying baby ibuprofen with my child.
Him: it’s check 25, are you over 25?
Me: I am *37* years old
Him: since when?
Me: 1987
Him: smile for me?
Me: I have no wrinkles I’m full of Botox. See 😯 I can’t raise my eyebrows!
Him: don’t overcook it *scans to approve*
Him: it’s check 25, are you over 25?
Me: I am *37* years old
Him: since when?
Me: 1987
Him: smile for me?
Me: I have no wrinkles I’m full of Botox. See 😯 I can’t raise my eyebrows!
Him: don’t overcook it *scans to approve*
February 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Joker at sainsburys checkout. I was buying baby ibuprofen with my child.
Him: it’s check 25, are you over 25?
Me: I am *37* years old
Him: since when?
Me: 1987
Him: smile for me?
Me: I have no wrinkles I’m full of Botox. See 😯 I can’t raise my eyebrows!
Him: don’t overcook it *scans to approve*
Him: it’s check 25, are you over 25?
Me: I am *37* years old
Him: since when?
Me: 1987
Him: smile for me?
Me: I have no wrinkles I’m full of Botox. See 😯 I can’t raise my eyebrows!
Him: don’t overcook it *scans to approve*
Twice a week at bedtime I spray my bathroom with bleach to perpetuate the lie that I’m a domestic goddess. Work smart, not hard. And don’t inhale the fumes.
February 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Twice a week at bedtime I spray my bathroom with bleach to perpetuate the lie that I’m a domestic goddess. Work smart, not hard. And don’t inhale the fumes.
My aura is a black hole
February 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My aura is a black hole
My small child is adding to her collection of words. Today in the pub she bellowed “drink” at the wine fridge and the other day she looked at my husband and whispered “crumpet”.
January 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My small child is adding to her collection of words. Today in the pub she bellowed “drink” at the wine fridge and the other day she looked at my husband and whispered “crumpet”.
“Hey siri, is there protein in double cream?”
December 28, 2024 at 12:51 PM
“Hey siri, is there protein in double cream?”
The car in front of us at the McDonald’s drive through paid for our order. It’s a Christmas miracle!
December 24, 2024 at 3:26 PM
The car in front of us at the McDonald’s drive through paid for our order. It’s a Christmas miracle!
Responsibly lining my stomach before a night of wine with hummus and pretzel thins.
December 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Responsibly lining my stomach before a night of wine with hummus and pretzel thins.
My toxic trait is buying myself little treats when Christmas shopping for others. “One for you… two for me.”
December 8, 2024 at 9:36 AM
My toxic trait is buying myself little treats when Christmas shopping for others. “One for you… two for me.”
Forgot to report on the epic hangover. We cured it with ‘Christmas Chips’.
Oven chips topped with turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, cranberry sauce, sprouts and gravy.
Oven chips topped with turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, cranberry sauce, sprouts and gravy.
November 25, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Forgot to report on the epic hangover. We cured it with ‘Christmas Chips’.
Oven chips topped with turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, cranberry sauce, sprouts and gravy.
Oven chips topped with turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, cranberry sauce, sprouts and gravy.
What do you get when you mix 4 mums with 7 bottles of Prosecco and 2 bottles of red?
A hot mess.
Will report back on the hangover.
A hot mess.
Will report back on the hangover.
November 16, 2024 at 12:51 AM
What do you get when you mix 4 mums with 7 bottles of Prosecco and 2 bottles of red?
A hot mess.
Will report back on the hangover.
A hot mess.
Will report back on the hangover.
The GP surgery have lost my stool sample. I can’t believe I’m going to have to shit into a Tupperware AGAIN
January 25, 2024 at 10:40 AM
The GP surgery have lost my stool sample. I can’t believe I’m going to have to shit into a Tupperware AGAIN