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Betti Gefecht
@bettigefecht.bsky.social
German. Recording artist, poet, singer, visual artist, writer (also book translator EN>DE). Survivor, back 2 life. She/her. Dog-,cat-,goat-mom. I like limericks. Don't chat me up 4 no reason. Pls be important. #vss365
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The neighbor’s dog, Cindy, was willing to elope

with my dog, #Saturn, who after all then said, „Nope!“

Of course, he had promised her Saturn’s ring,
LOL,
meaning it to be some paw-sized bling-bling. oh well,

until I let him look at it through a telescope.

#xss365 #limerick #dogs
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
When life is rough & everything seems 2 crumble,
there is 1 thing I never ever doubt- it makes me feel #humble;
the unconditional love & sincerity of my pup
–
of ANY pup really – it always lifts me up.

No matter what, dogs celebrate life with U, always ready 2 rumble.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The greatest moment our Maker had

during creation, was a fluke, I bet.

While aiming at adding just more small cogs
in the big wheel, he accidentally made DOGS,

the most perfect beings ever. No #regret!

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I cared for many dogs in my life, some small,

some big, and as far as I can #recall,

most of them were rejects, too sick or too old, and had opted
out, not knowing anymore how to dog. I adopted 

those anyway. They were wonderful and loved me most of all.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
1 day I came home 2 growling & nagging

instead of joy. The situation was hostile & seriously lagging
any joy. As if my dog had lost all #memory of ever bidding

me a happy welcome. Suddenly the pup barked, „ Just kidding!“
Giggles followed, plus the usual dancing & wagging.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My neighbor’s frenchie liked to pretend that he

was a Parisian lap dog in the 19th century.

Helped himself to snacks. But on whose say-so?

The pooch had no regrets, just claimed it was the #boho
way of life, and that treats always were complimentary.

#vss365 #limericks #dogs
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Because of my disability I won’t

be able to care for another dog ever, so I don’t.

I cannot leave the house anymore autonomously.

But hadn’t known how #monotonous it'd be

without a dog. A fate I, for the dogs’ sake, mutely condoned.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Since I was a kid, I was reaching for at least a fraction

of happiness in my life, of satisfaction.

Then I felt it finally reached its #apogee
when I took in the first resue pup to live with me,

triggering a „serial dog rescuer“-chain reaction.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My first dog, Mexx, a giant schnautzer, never shied

away from a challenge or any fight

with other dogs, though never being the aggressor.

A different story was pooch Bobo, his #successor:

All cocky but coward. All bark but no bite.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Their bed time story. My dogs wouldn’t miss it.

Most of all they loved the #illicit
tales about taking the couch with muddy feet,

or, not doing the trick but taking the treat.
They loved the stories to be most explicit.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reposted by Betti Gefecht
Stuff the year-end retrospectives
Your 'best of 2025s'
Admit
It's been an terrible year
With one #consolation
YOU SURVIVED

Stuff the 'best of' lists
Yeet them at the sun
If you created anything
In these horrible times
At life
YOU WON!

#Vss365 #poem
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
@jangoeswriting.bsky.social

Have I ever properly said
Thank You for all the reposts you made
of my imericks? No? Shit! They've been
a true gift, you know, cuz I feel seen.
So Thank you, Jan, even though I'm late.
😊
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
At the shelter to donate food or toys, my fingers itched
to adopt. The old dogs, the unwanted. As if bewitched,

I never could resist

those seniors, well, you get the gist.

All the loyal souls who couldn’t fathom why they’d been ditched.

#vss365 #Limerick #dogs
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Once I had puppies, a bunch of 10, U see,

1 was my old dog’s (the father) mini-me.

This lil 1 kind of only lived on probation.

Got sick & died, 3 months old. No #consolation
4 me. Played „Nothing Lasts 4 Long“ by Joni

Mitchell on rotation,

crying. A salvation.

#vss365 #ExtendedLimerick #dogs
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My chihuahua didn’t see the futility

of performing an entire symphony

all by himself each time I left

the house without him. He felt bereft,

I know. But loud laments were useless, just a #soliloquy.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs

See Snappy, the clingy pup in question :
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A vision-impaired chef. One day by accidant a

little beetroot sneaked in and turned he whole meal #magenta.

In despair, he drank a few bottles of red wine

before feeding everything to the canine.
The pooch practically inhaled the pink polenta.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Crinkling noises from the kitchen are often an augury,
for dogs, promiising a yummy discovery,
like a paper bag of treats, or some likewise good

soon to be offered puppy food,

or even human snacks to be shared, maybe.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Look at my granddog, the little dandy

and his cute bowtie that came in handy

when, resting on a small pillow’s bedding,

was the ring he carried at his humans’ wedding.

Being #chic, even overdressed, was his modus operandi.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm a nocturnal human. My cat thinks that’s just fine.

My dogs find it disturbing but still… toeing the line,

at dusk, they wake from a nap, then they go for

walkies, then hop the couch to watch a show or

just cuddle, being doggishly #vespertine.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
Cat joins in after nine.
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I raised a little crow, and when it was time to set her free,

she stayed with me, willingly, not in captivity.

I feared for her because of my other pets

sleeping in the house as well, dogs and cats.

But they were protective and sweet, the epitome of #chivalry.

#vss365 #limerick #pets
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The depth of a dog’s #aphotic
gullet is beyond me. It’s a chaotic

Bermuda Triangle for all kinds of food:

If I leave some on the table? It will be gone for good.

Just part of our relationship, so lovingly symbiotic.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
My bestest boys (great gullet capacity):
December 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Carpet-cuddling a BIG dog, full of love,

be aware of sloppy, sudden kisses from above.

My giant schnauzer, Mexx, was awe-
inspiring, just raising his ginormous paw

to give high fives. So #suave!

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I adopted a senior dog, gray, deaf, half-blind, with a sad past.

So he could have a home & feel loved at #last.

The 13-year-old learned a lot, like ASL & fetching sticks.

Yes, old dogs *CAN* be taught new tricks!

His final years, the lil affenpinscher had a blast…

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
MY GOOD BOYS

My good boys Bobo – a mix of different setters –
and Snappy – a chihuahua – were love bugs, not attackers.
Not even the same breed, but brothers
from totally different mothers.
Not really family. So what? As if that even #mätters

#yss365 #limerick #dogs
Bobo & Snappy:
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Chronic illness can befall you in stealth

mode first, then it’ll get worse and worse with your #health.

A chihuahua is not much of an assistance dog, but still sort

of perfect for emotional support.

A chihuahua brings love and happiness, the greatest kind of wealth.

#vss365 #limerick #dogs
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM