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here's today's post: "we could all use a good news Wednesday" — Democrats continue to rack up victories.
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we could all use a good news Wednesday
Democrats continue to rack up victories
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December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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You will own nothing and you will be happy.
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Oh sweet baby Jesus in a Buck Rogers unitard, she’s out here bleating about “hate” and “lying,” like she didn’t personally turn those qualities into a business model, a merch pipeline, and a CrossFit-adjacent sermon series.
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Cry for Cha-Ka? Absolutely the Fuck Not.
Let. Them. Fight.
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December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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We’ve faced bullies before. He’s not new. He’s not special. He’s not complicated. He’s the same sad, dangerous pattern in a sloppier suit. And I know bullies. Believe me. I know how they operate. I know how they implode. I know how they fall.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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here's today's post: "Alina quits, Brainworms pulls up, and Donny’s a complete piece of shit. it’s a trifecta of stupid!"
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Alina quits, Brainworms pulls up, and Donny’s a complete piece of shit. it’s a trifecta of stupid!
good fucking riddance to the parking garage lawyer
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December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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here's today's post: "what kind of shithole senator roots for war crimes?" Tom Cotton justifies murder, because one guy was ‘taking off his shirt.’ what the fuck?
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what kind of shithole senator roots for war crimes?
Tom Cotton justifies murder, because one guy was ‘taking off his shirt.’ what the fuck?
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December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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The whole stupid ceremony throbbed with the same delusional confidence as an out-of-business chiropractor awarding himself “Best Spine Wizard” because no one else bothered to show up.
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Medals, Madness, and Manufactured Merit: Trump’s FIFA Fever Dream of Faux Glory
When a collapsing strongman demands validation, even sports leagues start handing out pacifiers.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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here's today's post: "Republican women are revolting" — Holy Mike’s speakership is in peril. boo fucking hoo.
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Republican women are revolting
Holy Mike’s speakership is in peril. boo fucking hoo.
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December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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it's time for "this week in stupid: December 6 edition," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened.
Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: December 6 edition
Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more...
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December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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here's today's post: "piss-baby president shits his name all over yet another building" — the little horror gets a fake peace prize, too.
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piss-baby president shits his name all over yet another building
the little horror gets a fake peace prize, too
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December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Donald Trump Isn't Some Self-Aggrandizing Tinpot Dictator! He Appoints People For That.
www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Donald Trump Isn't Some Self-Aggrandizing Tinpot Dictator! He Appoints People For That.
Say hello to the Donald J. Trump Institute Of Getting His Piece.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Kagan issues scathing dissent in Texas redistricting case
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Kagan issues scathing dissent in Texas redistricting case
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December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Statement by Lone Star Project Director, @lspmatt.bsky.social, on the U.S. Supreme Court Ruling Allowing Use of the Racially Discriminatory Trump/Abbott Congressional Map

https://lonestarproject.substack.com/p/breaking-us-supreme-court-ruling
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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here's today's post: "panicked Republicans to Dozy Donny: ‘it’s the economy, fuckwit’" — even they can see there’s a blue wave coming.
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panicked Republicans to Dozy Donny: ‘it’s the economy, fuckwit’
even they can see there’s a blue wave coming
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December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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He fell asleep during his own cabinet meeting. 😂😂😂😂
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Night Night For Narcoleptic Napoleon
Don Snoreleone needs a nap.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy" — Don Snoreleone snoozes again.
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shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy
Don Snoreleone snoozes again
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December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Who among us hasn’t strolled into Monday morning and said, “Fuck it, I’ll take one preventative MRI, please.”
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Not the Brain! Definitely Not the Brain! Stop Asking About the Fucking Brain!
Who among us hasn’t strolled into Monday morning and said, “Fuck it, I’ll take one preventative MRI, please”?
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December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I was trying in vain to figure out what Trump's game was in Venezuela, and now @mollymckew.bsky.social has written a brilliant two-part piece explaining it all...and, spoiler alert, it's not good for America, but very good for Russia, and is absolutely terrifying.
www.greatpower.us/p/the-war-on...
The war on Venezuela is a war for American reality — PART 1
President Trump has pushed the nation toward a fulcrum — a point where the entire definition of American power could unhinge, and after which there is greatly increased risk for the United States of A...
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December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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here's today's post: "piss-drunk embarrassment finds his fall guy" — Chickenshit Pete will betray you in a heartbeat.
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piss-drunk embarrassment finds his fall guy
Chickenshit Pete will betray you in a heartbeat
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December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Let me say this plainly: If any other country had done this, we would call it what it is, a war crime. Because that is exactly what it was.
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Secretary of War Crimes
We need to call this shit out for what it is.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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here's today's post: "liars, scoundrels, and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup" — with a very special appearance by Dear Leader.
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liars, scoundrels, and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup
with a very special appearance by Dear Leader
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December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM