I still can’t believe a bunch of billionaires took over the government and told people “Y’know where the real corruption is? Feeding starving kids” and people were like “seems legit”. Wtf is this world.

So when all was said and done, the only country that opened it's prisons and sent crazy murderous criminals to prey upon innocent American citizens, was us.

This seems like a good time to remind everyone of the words of Heritage Foundation president Kevin Roberts.

Gird your loins.

According to Rep. Mike Collins, Episcopal Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde should be deported for voicing her opinion, while "Camp Auschwitz" guy is considered a "patriot" and was even granted a pardon after storming the Capitol.

Excited to learn about Trump's plans to:
- make housing more affordable
- address climate related insurance crisis
- lower inflation
- raise the minimum wage
- lower the uninsured and poverty rates
- cut the deficit (like the last 3 D POTUS)
- bring the country together
Anything else?

So, I guess immigrants stopped eating pets then? Is that what happened?

Because that was a huge deal and then suddenly ... nothing. All the cats and dogs are fine now. Weird how immigrant diets just changed like that.

future FBI director: i want the entirety of NYT leadership dragged from their offices in chains
NYT, tomorrow: why you should be scared of trans kids