Beth Cohen
@bethcohenwrites.bsky.social
Asexual AuDHD author editing a portal fantasy with a fat ND heroine. Cat servant. Anti-genAI. π³οΈβπ π
β¨ Itβs a pen name, mom. She/her.
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β¨ Itβs a pen name, mom. She/her.
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Beth Cohen
@bethcohenwrites.bsky.social
Β· Dec 12
do you like coming of age stories where the main character is actually in her 30s? are you a late-diagnosed autistic adult learning to unmask? do you like spells that use the word "fuck" as an incantation? buddy have i got a book for you
am I in love with all my piercings and tattoos? yes. do I regret that they render me unable to convincingly commit to a time traveler from the past bit? also yes.
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
am I in love with all my piercings and tattoos? yes. do I regret that they render me unable to convincingly commit to a time traveler from the past bit? also yes.
all of Rose's outfits in Titanic are on my dream project sewing list
January 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
all of Rose's outfits in Titanic are on my dream project sewing list
Been here two hours with the kitties and my gp's office gives me 10 minutes
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Been here two hours with the kitties and my gp's office gives me 10 minutes
I have way more time with my cats' veterinarian than I do my primary care doctor.
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I have way more time with my cats' veterinarian than I do my primary care doctor.
I know it's not my social media day but I just got this vintage cardigan and I'm about to make it my whole personality
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I know it's not my social media day but I just got this vintage cardigan and I'm about to make it my whole personality
When I said we were going analog this year, I meant it. Trying to compartmentalize work stress and build in time for resting and creativity.
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
When I said we were going analog this year, I meant it. Trying to compartmentalize work stress and build in time for resting and creativity.
ok hypermobile friends⦠how are we making knitting and crochet less painful
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
ok hypermobile friends⦠how are we making knitting and crochet less painful
good day friends. it is the first of the year, so my new personal rules are in place: social media comments/DMs and emails will be addressed tuesdays, thursdays, and saturdays.
we are unplugging this year. love you.
we are unplugging this year. love you.
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
good day friends. it is the first of the year, so my new personal rules are in place: social media comments/DMs and emails will be addressed tuesdays, thursdays, and saturdays.
we are unplugging this year. love you.
we are unplugging this year. love you.
if they've never called the landline to leave a reminder for themselves on their answering machine, they're too young for you
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
if they've never called the landline to leave a reminder for themselves on their answering machine, they're too young for you
okay librarians I have a genuine question: how many pages of a given reference text is a patron allowed to photocopy?
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
okay librarians I have a genuine question: how many pages of a given reference text is a patron allowed to photocopy?
my mom literally bought extra copies of my book and turned grandma's memorial service into an impromptu book signing
I think I need to hire her as my event coordinator
I think I need to hire her as my event coordinator
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
my mom literally bought extra copies of my book and turned grandma's memorial service into an impromptu book signing
I think I need to hire her as my event coordinator
I think I need to hire her as my event coordinator
I'll take "books that destroy me every time I read them" for $500, Alex
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'll take "books that destroy me every time I read them" for $500, Alex
no because 2026 *really is* the year I'm gonna get my shit together
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
no because 2026 *really is* the year I'm gonna get my shit together
I just realized my two favorite books are in the same ultra specific genre: religious scholars in space with aliens
anyone have recs for that?
anyone have recs for that?
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just realized my two favorite books are in the same ultra specific genre: religious scholars in space with aliens
anyone have recs for that?
anyone have recs for that?
sometimes I think I'm not actually autistic because I haven't had a proper meltdown in forever
and then I go to an airport
and then I go to an airport
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
sometimes I think I'm not actually autistic because I haven't had a proper meltdown in forever
and then I go to an airport
and then I go to an airport
do you ever have to take a minute to lay on the floor in a quiet room during a gathering or are you normal
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
do you ever have to take a minute to lay on the floor in a quiet room during a gathering or are you normal
thinkin about princess diana again
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
thinkin about princess diana again
finished my second project!! an open shell pattern scarf!οΏΌ
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
finished my second project!! an open shell pattern scarf!οΏΌ
Literally me π
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Literally me π
what do you mean marketing my book works? what do you mean people can't buy it unless they know about? what do you MEAN
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
what do you mean marketing my book works? what do you mean people can't buy it unless they know about? what do you MEAN
whoever made the decision to cut Daniel Craig's pants like that in the new knives out movie deserves a kiss on the mouth
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
whoever made the decision to cut Daniel Craig's pants like that in the new knives out movie deserves a kiss on the mouth
okay THIS is the planner that will fix me, I just know it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
okay THIS is the planner that will fix me, I just know it.
played yarn chicken and lost π
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
played yarn chicken and lost π
Hi by the way???? NEW DIVINITY GAME??????????
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hi by the way???? NEW DIVINITY GAME??????????
hi author friends, my job sent me an Amazon gift card for Christmas. Iβd like to spend it only on books! please drop your Amazon link so I can buy π
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
hi author friends, my job sent me an Amazon gift card for Christmas. Iβd like to spend it only on books! please drop your Amazon link so I can buy π