Beowulf
@beowulff.bsky.social
King of Geatland, Lord of the Ring-Danes, Grendel’s Bane, Swimmer, Sea-Farer, and Dragon Slayer
bitches unemployed but on Tinder. Smh yall worried about the wrong kind of getting “bred”
January 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
bitches unemployed but on Tinder. Smh yall worried about the wrong kind of getting “bred”
constantly feel like my age group (graduated H.S. 2018) were the last chopper out of ‘Nam with this shit
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We’re about to see a splitting of society… The need for Emotional Intelligence #emotionalintelligence #awareness #emotionalregulation #technology #fyp
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January 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
constantly feel like my age group (graduated H.S. 2018) were the last chopper out of ‘Nam with this shit
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY7g6j8P/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY7g6j8P/
Freshmen English teachers owe this GOAT so much. RIP to a Goddess fr
December 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Freshmen English teachers owe this GOAT so much. RIP to a Goddess fr
Wokeism came for your vibrating buttplugs. Now jeans are under attack. What will be next?
Chess champion Magnus Carlsen has been disqualified from the World Rapid Championship for wearing jeans, which violates the dress code.
December 28, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Wokeism came for your vibrating buttplugs. Now jeans are under attack. What will be next?
You either die Luigi Mangione or live long enough to become Brian Thompson
December 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
You either die Luigi Mangione or live long enough to become Brian Thompson
just got back from NYC. the starbucks was great but hard to drink through my mask in this cold December weather
December 5, 2024 at 9:33 PM
just got back from NYC. the starbucks was great but hard to drink through my mask in this cold December weather
it’s SO funny how all yall might have cats but none of them are as beautiful or as smart or as C*NTY as my little Maven 🖤🖤
December 3, 2024 at 4:49 AM
it’s SO funny how all yall might have cats but none of them are as beautiful or as smart or as C*NTY as my little Maven 🖤🖤
Reposted by Beowulf
I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”
Gen Z is incapable of being normal what do you MEAN “happy 🦃 af” ???
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Gen Z is incapable of being normal what do you MEAN “happy 🦃 af” ???
yall remember when we just woke up one day and they were like Heyy its the future now and AI technology is like completely developed here u go ask it what the rash on ur penis head means or whatever you want idk
November 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
yall remember when we just woke up one day and they were like Heyy its the future now and AI technology is like completely developed here u go ask it what the rash on ur penis head means or whatever you want idk
beowulf of geatland, pronounced gyattland
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 PM
beowulf of geatland, pronounced gyattland
trying to revitalize my poster habits bc it forces me to contemplate on the joy and whimsy of everyday life 😇
November 27, 2024 at 3:38 PM
trying to revitalize my poster habits bc it forces me to contemplate on the joy and whimsy of everyday life 😇
being a teacher is so funny bc i maintain this air of academia about me at work but if someone were to ask me what a gerund is im SO cooked
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 PM
being a teacher is so funny bc i maintain this air of academia about me at work but if someone were to ask me what a gerund is im SO cooked
last time i ever buy jeans from ebay bc BITCH WTF
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 AM
last time i ever buy jeans from ebay bc BITCH WTF
new place for my thoughts to live bc el*n m*sk is a terrorist
November 19, 2024 at 2:58 AM
new place for my thoughts to live bc el*n m*sk is a terrorist