Benji Staxx
@benjistaxx.bsky.social
26 he/him NO MINORS
kinkster and professional shitposter
kinkster and professional shitposter
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inflates your dad and has sex with him and posts it to facebook
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
inflates your dad and has sex with him and posts it to facebook
like. he either needs to be in a cozy sweater drinking hot cocoa in a lil cabin somewhere
or.
he needs to be 36 mega kajillion fuck pounds and farting on it
there is no in between
or.
he needs to be 36 mega kajillion fuck pounds and farting on it
there is no in between
pictured: the one fucking character i teeter between "precious. baby. stupid idiot baby" and "i need him so bad i will claw at the walls until i'm bleeding"
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
like. he either needs to be in a cozy sweater drinking hot cocoa in a lil cabin somewhere
or.
he needs to be 36 mega kajillion fuck pounds and farting on it
there is no in between
or.
he needs to be 36 mega kajillion fuck pounds and farting on it
there is no in between
pictured: the one fucking character i teeter between "precious. baby. stupid idiot baby" and "i need him so bad i will claw at the walls until i'm bleeding"
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
pictured: the one fucking character i teeter between "precious. baby. stupid idiot baby" and "i need him so bad i will claw at the walls until i'm bleeding"
d'aww its okay buddy, EVERYBODY blows bill clinton
you don't have to be ashamed
you don't have to be ashamed
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
d'aww its okay buddy, EVERYBODY blows bill clinton
you don't have to be ashamed
you don't have to be ashamed
its no nut november and i havent been churned into nutsludge 😔
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
its no nut november and i havent been churned into nutsludge 😔
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it's fun to draw massive blimps but i find i basically never get commed for smaller sizes like this
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
it's fun to draw massive blimps but i find i basically never get commed for smaller sizes like this
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its me!
the "stuff you and round you out until you're so taut and pressurized you teeter on your fupa and shoot cum on the ceiling about it" guy
the "stuff you and round you out until you're so taut and pressurized you teeter on your fupa and shoot cum on the ceiling about it" guy
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
its me!
the "stuff you and round you out until you're so taut and pressurized you teeter on your fupa and shoot cum on the ceiling about it" guy
the "stuff you and round you out until you're so taut and pressurized you teeter on your fupa and shoot cum on the ceiling about it" guy
watched a deep dive on the "unofficial skyrim mod" the other day
goddamn
it really do be the skyrim mfs who are like "nahhhhh a simple tweak won't do, I need to add like 13 unnecessary books describing how the imperials braided their pubic hair before combat"
goddamn
it really do be the skyrim mfs who are like "nahhhhh a simple tweak won't do, I need to add like 13 unnecessary books describing how the imperials braided their pubic hair before combat"
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
watched a deep dive on the "unofficial skyrim mod" the other day
goddamn
it really do be the skyrim mfs who are like "nahhhhh a simple tweak won't do, I need to add like 13 unnecessary books describing how the imperials braided their pubic hair before combat"
goddamn
it really do be the skyrim mfs who are like "nahhhhh a simple tweak won't do, I need to add like 13 unnecessary books describing how the imperials braided their pubic hair before combat"
all drugs should be legal even the bad ones
all bathrooms should be gender neutral
cut the funding from high achool football teams and redirect the resources to the betterment of student social support up to and including the enshrinement of the right to access lgbtq support for youth everywhere
all bathrooms should be gender neutral
cut the funding from high achool football teams and redirect the resources to the betterment of student social support up to and including the enshrinement of the right to access lgbtq support for youth everywhere
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
all drugs should be legal even the bad ones
all bathrooms should be gender neutral
cut the funding from high achool football teams and redirect the resources to the betterment of student social support up to and including the enshrinement of the right to access lgbtq support for youth everywhere
all bathrooms should be gender neutral
cut the funding from high achool football teams and redirect the resources to the betterment of student social support up to and including the enshrinement of the right to access lgbtq support for youth everywhere
I just. Wanna be puppy. And I wanna be loved. Want someone to pet my ears and tell me it's all gonna be okay, tuck me in at night and wake to my big waggy tail in the morning.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I just. Wanna be puppy. And I wanna be loved. Want someone to pet my ears and tell me it's all gonna be okay, tuck me in at night and wake to my big waggy tail in the morning.
[gas]
Rrrrfh... Puppy has a need...
Puppy needs to be teased with airhoses and pumped up and called a gassy good boy while he blushes and moans absolutely lets rip until he cums hands free.... 👉👈💜💜💜💜💜
Rrrrfh... Puppy has a need...
Puppy needs to be teased with airhoses and pumped up and called a gassy good boy while he blushes and moans absolutely lets rip until he cums hands free.... 👉👈💜💜💜💜💜
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
[gas]
Rrrrfh... Puppy has a need...
Puppy needs to be teased with airhoses and pumped up and called a gassy good boy while he blushes and moans absolutely lets rip until he cums hands free.... 👉👈💜💜💜💜💜
Rrrrfh... Puppy has a need...
Puppy needs to be teased with airhoses and pumped up and called a gassy good boy while he blushes and moans absolutely lets rip until he cums hands free.... 👉👈💜💜💜💜💜
first date idea
we get in the car and I loop through the taco bell drive thru over and over until you're bulging out the windows
we get in the car and I loop through the taco bell drive thru over and over until you're bulging out the windows
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
first date idea
we get in the car and I loop through the taco bell drive thru over and over until you're bulging out the windows
we get in the car and I loop through the taco bell drive thru over and over until you're bulging out the windows
hits you with the beam that makes u a fat smelly dog that smokes weed
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
hits you with the beam that makes u a fat smelly dog that smokes weed
tbh im tryna get pumped fulla hot chocolate then having my massive warm tummy cuddled...
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
tbh im tryna get pumped fulla hot chocolate then having my massive warm tummy cuddled...
has anybody seen the video of the girl who's like terrified of crawfish but her mom picks her up at the supermarket and and like holds her over a bin of crawfish at the supermarket while she screams and goes "WHAT DA HELL, WHAT DA HELL" over and over
that's what life feels like rn
that's what life feels like rn
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
has anybody seen the video of the girl who's like terrified of crawfish but her mom picks her up at the supermarket and and like holds her over a bin of crawfish at the supermarket while she screams and goes "WHAT DA HELL, WHAT DA HELL" over and over
that's what life feels like rn
that's what life feels like rn
save me overweight middle aged pink bunny yoga instructor guy save me
you have to do a downward facing dog right now or I'll die of salmonella poisoning also dont mind the camera 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
you have to do a downward facing dog right now or I'll die of salmonella poisoning also dont mind the camera 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
save me overweight middle aged pink bunny yoga instructor guy save me
you have to do a downward facing dog right now or I'll die of salmonella poisoning also dont mind the camera 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
you have to do a downward facing dog right now or I'll die of salmonella poisoning also dont mind the camera 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
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Two part roughie ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Two part roughie ❤️
I need to inflate a fucking bird,,,,
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I need to inflate a fucking bird,,,,
The sun is shining. The air is crisp and vibrant.
Today I think I will make some herbal tea.
Then find a fucking nasty greased up pair of fat tits to smother my head with until I pass out.
Call it a mental health day.
Today I think I will make some herbal tea.
Then find a fucking nasty greased up pair of fat tits to smother my head with until I pass out.
Call it a mental health day.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The sun is shining. The air is crisp and vibrant.
Today I think I will make some herbal tea.
Then find a fucking nasty greased up pair of fat tits to smother my head with until I pass out.
Call it a mental health day.
Today I think I will make some herbal tea.
Then find a fucking nasty greased up pair of fat tits to smother my head with until I pass out.
Call it a mental health day.
GOOD AFTERNOON GAY PEOPLE
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
GOOD AFTERNOON GAY PEOPLE
GOOD EVENING GAY PEOPLE
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
GOOD EVENING GAY PEOPLE
which of y'all's fursonas am i getting art of where it's like a high quality rendition of the "hey check out how hard I can pee" meme except instead of pissing on the ground you piss on me and its like a kamehameha of piss and the only thing left behind is my skeleton giving a thumbs up
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
which of y'all's fursonas am i getting art of where it's like a high quality rendition of the "hey check out how hard I can pee" meme except instead of pissing on the ground you piss on me and its like a kamehameha of piss and the only thing left behind is my skeleton giving a thumbs up
hey guys its me charlie- did that guy just inflate into a giant blueberry or something I just saw that
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hey guys its me charlie- did that guy just inflate into a giant blueberry or something I just saw that