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Benjamin
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A.k.a. @bschne on Twitter
API consumers are the best fuzzers
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I wanted help with a translation, but I got propaganda instead
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
300ml of pour-over used to get me to lunch
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 AM
sometimes I watch shortform video fully present instead of half zoned out and I get a little scared noticing how potent a drug it is
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
why is it called „love at first sight“ and not „seeing your wife flash before your eyes“
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
the F1 version of „turns out it was actually a compiler bug this time“
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
mouse/keyboard batteries are like toothpaste, somehow there's always enough for one more day
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM
in my personal sample, it seems like most people who are very adamant that AI answers are extremely unreliable would on net improve the correctness of their beliefs about the world by deferring to a SOTA model's answers more often, including on the topic of the reliability of AI
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Jevons object: Something well-crafted that's so satisfying to use that you use it a lot more than you'd use something not built quite as well, thus causing it to wear out faster.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 AM
silly potential AI use case: translate a song you like musically but detest the lyrics of to a language you don't understand
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
the main thing that sometimes makes me wish I was more established or better connected is when a friend is trying to figure something out or find their next thing and I think "I love giving advice and being encouraging but I wish I could do 100x more to help them out"
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I don't like large meetings, except when they're in French, cause I really need the extra processing time they afford you
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
latina friend: "the NFL is hosting a game at a bad bunny concert"
February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
the existence of a prime minister implies the existence of composite ministers
February 7, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I feel incredibly lucky to have witnessed some people close to me find unexpectedly fitting new career moves, update their entire fundamental worldviews, and stay extremely curious and perceptive about the world between the ages of 55 and 90
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 AM
wondering if I should make a habit of just posting all the mostly reasonable and boring takes I hear about stuff IRL just to counter batshit insane online discourse a little
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
f1 technical regulations read like part topology lesson, part plain-text CAD constraints
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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this, to me, is reddit-ism: putting a ton of work to gather data to several significant figures about a fundamentally arbritary line (i.e. "al dente") www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/co...
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February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I still have the phone number of someone who took over an apartment I subleased for a while, and it‘s always a little weird to see whatsapp stories of someone you barely know living their life in the place where you used to
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 PM
had dinner with visiting German colleagues
February 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
the ram shortage must be really bad, I keep hearing genz talking about core memory
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
need an overnight batch job that defragmentates the online meetings on everyone‘s calendar
February 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
grafana would be a beautiful name for a girl
February 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
songs to look orthogonally out the window of a moving train to
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM