Ben Fassbender
benfassbender.bsky.social
Ben Fassbender
@benfassbender.bsky.social
Fetish for truth, film noir, sad songs, whodunits, tennis, cats, authors Rankin & Rendell, the sinners on EastEnders and Emmerdale. Appall rather than appeal by keepin' it hardcore. Whaevah. Stone cold woke. Hell empty. Bye dead bird- twittah, I fly bsky.
Pinned
'One, two, three, drink. One, two, three, drink. One, two, three, drink...Hegseth's gonna swing on the chandelier, here comes the shame- when he falls flat on his tattooed fat ass on the floor.' Yay.
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The Pope, Jane Goodall, and the Nobel Peace Prize committee all came out and said MAGA and Trump are trash.
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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We know Mikey, he 'likes' everything. Hell can wait, wear Prada.
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Speaker Mike Johnson laughs off Grindr rumors, stating he’s got his hands full at home focusing on his faith and family since the addition of his newly adopted sons. 😂 #cdnpoli
October 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Can you hear it echoing,'Miss Brenda Lee humming sarcastically, 'Who's Sorry Now?'
September 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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He started a joke that started the whole world laughing. Yay, the joke was on him, mister diapers.
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health, wait until you see what guns do.
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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ABC/Disney finds out it's a small, small world, after all! They let it go, they hated, never really liked the smell of his dirty diapers, in the morning. The 'hulu' truth and nothing but.
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...
September 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Hu, hu, hu, Hulu/ABC/Disney embarrassed. What a feeling!
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Snow White too white anyway, and probably abusing those dwarfs. Let her go, we never cared for ABC and hu, hu, hu, Hulu anyway. Watch them defy gravity and be very very sorry.
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Bye, Disney!

(And I have 3 kids, but they'll be OK)
September 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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FURIOUS South Korea SLAMS Trump After DISASTER Immigration RAID. Katie Phang reporting. Her parents were born in So. Korea. She reports So. Korean info unreported elsewhere in the US. #TrumpIsRuiningAmerica
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTlU...
FURIOUS South Korea SLAMS Trump After DISASTER Immigration RAID
YouTube video by Katie Phang
www.youtube.com
September 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM