Chaos Goblin - 9.18
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Mother of (Bearded) Dragons
“Make it make sense before I get mad.” - A Virgo
Video games
Knitting
Crochet
Mother of (Bearded) Dragons
“Make it make sense before I get mad.” - A Virgo
I won the company’s football pool thingy. I had no idea what I was doing. I don’t even understand how I won. 😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I won the company’s football pool thingy. I had no idea what I was doing. I don’t even understand how I won. 😂😂
M3GAN holding this grown woman hostage to sing “This Woman’s Work” was… a hilarious choice.
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
M3GAN holding this grown woman hostage to sing “This Woman’s Work” was… a hilarious choice.
But Kamala had a weird fucking laugh.
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 AM
But Kamala had a weird fucking laugh.
First ever is crazy.
Delroy Lindo has finally received his first ever Oscar nomination for his performance in ‘SINNERS’
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
First ever is crazy.
Now do satire.
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Now do satire.
OMFG I’m really about to end a friendship over bizarrely codependent behavior, the refusal to do any therapy and H-Mart. Make it make sense.
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
OMFG I’m really about to end a friendship over bizarrely codependent behavior, the refusal to do any therapy and H-Mart. Make it make sense.
People calling me smack in the middle of a business day for no reason other than for me to entertain them while they do something because I’m fully remote is wild. I’m still working, people. Tf.
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
People calling me smack in the middle of a business day for no reason other than for me to entertain them while they do something because I’m fully remote is wild. I’m still working, people. Tf.
I feel like Hollywood is trying to force me to like Jacob Elordi. The man is in everything ffs.
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I feel like Hollywood is trying to force me to like Jacob Elordi. The man is in everything ffs.
Seeing the Bruno Mars tix STARTING at $460 is crazy. I will be skipping this one even though I am beyond salty about it.
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Seeing the Bruno Mars tix STARTING at $460 is crazy. I will be skipping this one even though I am beyond salty about it.
I hate the fact that I don’t even consider myself to be Christian but I have to maintain belief long enough to be able to call people demons because a lot of people act like being evil to maintain power is the only purpose in life.
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I hate the fact that I don’t even consider myself to be Christian but I have to maintain belief long enough to be able to call people demons because a lot of people act like being evil to maintain power is the only purpose in life.
Why tf did I wake up at 6am on the third day of the year to find out the US is now conducting military operations in Venezuela? FFS, I will never forgive the people who voted for this administration.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Why tf did I wake up at 6am on the third day of the year to find out the US is now conducting military operations in Venezuela? FFS, I will never forgive the people who voted for this administration.
My sweet bearded dragon passed away about an hour ago. After losing my dog last year, I knew I didn’t have the heart for losing my pets. They could’ve died the day before me and I’d still feel utterly cheated on time. I’m going to miss him so much.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My sweet bearded dragon passed away about an hour ago. After losing my dog last year, I knew I didn’t have the heart for losing my pets. They could’ve died the day before me and I’d still feel utterly cheated on time. I’m going to miss him so much.
Tired of the price increases. We’re about to go back to using our imaginations for free.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Tired of the price increases. We’re about to go back to using our imaginations for free.
I quit my job today. Long overdue.
Now they’re down to 3 project managers and 2 of them are in upper management. The same 2 that lied about me in my annual review and tripled down when I called them out on it.
Went in early af, left my equipment, sent the LOR.
Now they’re down to 3 project managers and 2 of them are in upper management. The same 2 that lied about me in my annual review and tripled down when I called them out on it.
Went in early af, left my equipment, sent the LOR.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I quit my job today. Long overdue.
Now they’re down to 3 project managers and 2 of them are in upper management. The same 2 that lied about me in my annual review and tripled down when I called them out on it.
Went in early af, left my equipment, sent the LOR.
Now they’re down to 3 project managers and 2 of them are in upper management. The same 2 that lied about me in my annual review and tripled down when I called them out on it.
Went in early af, left my equipment, sent the LOR.
At this point, what male YouTuber isn’t a creepy weirdo? Cuz what tf is even going on
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
At this point, what male YouTuber isn’t a creepy weirdo? Cuz what tf is even going on
Ok ok I’ll start Where Winds Meet. Damn. 😂 can’t even play Dispatch for two whole weeks
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ok ok I’ll start Where Winds Meet. Damn. 😂 can’t even play Dispatch for two whole weeks
I cannot wait to quit this job. These people’s personal and professional lives are so enmeshed that I am the weirdo because I have the nerve to have boundaries and the borderline racist shit is crazy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I cannot wait to quit this job. These people’s personal and professional lives are so enmeshed that I am the weirdo because I have the nerve to have boundaries and the borderline racist shit is crazy.
✨Bitch, stay off that blow!✨
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
✨Bitch, stay off that blow!✨
Lemme just throw these here right quick 😂
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lemme just throw these here right quick 😂
Pro Life until it’s time to be Pro Life, then it’s go fuck yourself.
Republicans in action.
Governor Lee (R, Gilead) has $2 Billion saved up for a rainy day in Tennessee, and he absolutely will *not* spend even a nickel of it to feed kids who are losing their SNAP benefits.
Governor Lee (R, Gilead) has $2 Billion saved up for a rainy day in Tennessee, and he absolutely will *not* spend even a nickel of it to feed kids who are losing their SNAP benefits.
Gov. Lee will not use state reserves for SNAP food aid if shutdown holds, GOP officials open
Gov. Bill Lee says he "shares frustration" of poor families that won't see federal SNAP benefits but won't use state funds to keep food on their tables.
www.tennessean.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Pro Life until it’s time to be Pro Life, then it’s go fuck yourself.
What time is the rapture so some of these people can go? It’s about to be tomorrow in some parts of the world.
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What time is the rapture so some of these people can go? It’s about to be tomorrow in some parts of the world.
Not my slow ass just now realizing the “Make America Great Again” is most likely about taking us back to the Jim Crow era, not slavery.
September 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not my slow ass just now realizing the “Make America Great Again” is most likely about taking us back to the Jim Crow era, not slavery.
Went to a wine festival yesterday and got called bougie by White folks for having VIP tickets to access wine vendors they couldn’t get to.
I’m not going to not enjoy all I can because yall feel a way, Perfect Stranger. 😂
I’m not going to not enjoy all I can because yall feel a way, Perfect Stranger. 😂
September 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Went to a wine festival yesterday and got called bougie by White folks for having VIP tickets to access wine vendors they couldn’t get to.
I’m not going to not enjoy all I can because yall feel a way, Perfect Stranger. 😂
I’m not going to not enjoy all I can because yall feel a way, Perfect Stranger. 😂
Is the orange iPhone 17 Pro like… homage to DJT? Cuz who tf asked for an orange iPhone? And why that specific shade??
September 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is the orange iPhone 17 Pro like… homage to DJT? Cuz who tf asked for an orange iPhone? And why that specific shade??
I am genuinely tired of watching this company dig its heels into being a profound POS and still having to take my Black ass to work with YT people that I know voted for this and still having to be “on” enough to stay gainfully employed like this shit doesn’t bother me. I’m so exhausted omg
September 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I am genuinely tired of watching this company dig its heels into being a profound POS and still having to take my Black ass to work with YT people that I know voted for this and still having to be “on” enough to stay gainfully employed like this shit doesn’t bother me. I’m so exhausted omg