Calum
@beingcalum.bsky.social
Got some mad Spanish cunt shouting to his mate outside our flat
October 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Got some mad Spanish cunt shouting to his mate outside our flat
Can’t even imagine how class it would’ve been being in Spain when Bamboleo first dropped. It must’ve hit like crack hearing it for the first time in some little taverna with a sangria in hand.
September 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Can’t even imagine how class it would’ve been being in Spain when Bamboleo first dropped. It must’ve hit like crack hearing it for the first time in some little taverna with a sangria in hand.
This rain is fucking mental ain’t it. Feels like we’re no longer ever getting normal rain. Just apocalyptic or nothing. And we all know it’s only gonna get worse.
September 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This rain is fucking mental ain’t it. Feels like we’re no longer ever getting normal rain. Just apocalyptic or nothing. And we all know it’s only gonna get worse.
Just seen your girlfriend share a Charlie Kirk tribute to her Insta story
September 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Just seen your girlfriend share a Charlie Kirk tribute to her Insta story
Being home in time for match of the day feels such an achievement. It feels like wqtching the 10 o clock news but for football
August 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Being home in time for match of the day feels such an achievement. It feels like wqtching the 10 o clock news but for football
I’d kill myself there and then if my team was ever losing 6-0 to Coventry at any one point
August 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’d kill myself there and then if my team was ever losing 6-0 to Coventry at any one point
Universal Works A/W 25
August 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Universal Works A/W 25
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Mo Salah is asking the right questions
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
No matter how many times I hear Mr Blue Sky in whatever context as soon as I hear that second half of the song I just expect a 2-1 loss to some daft championship outfit like fucking Coventry or stoke or something.
August 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No matter how many times I hear Mr Blue Sky in whatever context as soon as I hear that second half of the song I just expect a 2-1 loss to some daft championship outfit like fucking Coventry or stoke or something.
I get food spreading across cultures is good and all but there’s no way this many people from South Wales should know what a fucking Reuben or chopped cheese is
August 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I get food spreading across cultures is good and all but there’s no way this many people from South Wales should know what a fucking Reuben or chopped cheese is
Buying tickets for the fontaines dc gig tonight just to punt packets of taytos like dealers do at raves
July 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Buying tickets for the fontaines dc gig tonight just to punt packets of taytos like dealers do at raves
Very reassuring when the bus driver has a moustache. I am in safe hands.
July 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Very reassuring when the bus driver has a moustache. I am in safe hands.
Putting on sun cream at half 6 in the evening when I live in Wales. Wild times.
July 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Putting on sun cream at half 6 in the evening when I live in Wales. Wild times.
☀️https://open.spotify.com/track/5uB85PzlWrnNnxL2A1TcKD?si=a7CPLkJfThSwO0RPt7Q85w
Pass It On
The Coral · Magic & Medicine · Song · 2003
open.spotify.com
July 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
☀️https://open.spotify.com/track/5uB85PzlWrnNnxL2A1TcKD?si=a7CPLkJfThSwO0RPt7Q85w
Didn’t have Oasis tickets but we did sit outside the Millenium both nights in a camping chair with plenty of booze and a pack of cigarettes in our pockets and I am in no way ashamed to say I’m fully Oasis-pilled currently. Huge cultural phenomenon of which I doubt we’ll ever see the likes again. Fp
July 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Didn’t have Oasis tickets but we did sit outside the Millenium both nights in a camping chair with plenty of booze and a pack of cigarettes in our pockets and I am in no way ashamed to say I’m fully Oasis-pilled currently. Huge cultural phenomenon of which I doubt we’ll ever see the likes again. Fp
Worst part about soul music is like a good 20% of the great songs have been ruined because they’ve been used in an every for fucking car insurance or something.
July 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Worst part about soul music is like a good 20% of the great songs have been ruined because they’ve been used in an every for fucking car insurance or something.
My girlfriends Argentinian dad is dead certain he invented the word ‘mojo’ and I’m not gonna who am I to say he’s wrong
June 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My girlfriends Argentinian dad is dead certain he invented the word ‘mojo’ and I’m not gonna who am I to say he’s wrong
Just changed my girlfriends tyres, which involved meeting her Dads mate called poker face for a spare pair. Testosterone through the roof right now. I’m probably the most butch fella on all of Bluesky currently
June 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just changed my girlfriends tyres, which involved meeting her Dads mate called poker face for a spare pair. Testosterone through the roof right now. I’m probably the most butch fella on all of Bluesky currently
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Now that’s what I call a proper piss
Best urinal experience in the city and I don't think it's particularly close
May 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Now that’s what I call a proper piss
In London for the day and just got served a pint by an uninterested person wearing headphones.
May 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
In London for the day and just got served a pint by an uninterested person wearing headphones.
Found a neatly folded old pack of scampi fries in a pair of trousers I was washing and I looked down at it and smiled like an old man reminiscing after finding a long forgotten photo of him in his youth.
May 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Found a neatly folded old pack of scampi fries in a pair of trousers I was washing and I looked down at it and smiled like an old man reminiscing after finding a long forgotten photo of him in his youth.
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Starmer is simultaneously detoxifying Reform and toxifying the Labour Party.
I ask again, what is he playing at?
I ask again, what is he playing at?
May 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Starmer is simultaneously detoxifying Reform and toxifying the Labour Party.
I ask again, what is he playing at?
I ask again, what is he playing at?