Beercan Brain
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The rams have benefited more from losing a divisional round game more than any team in nfl history.
July 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The rams have benefited more from losing a divisional round game more than any team in nfl history.
I don’t know, I feel like a lot of you guys saying you aren’t watching the Super Bowl because of Trump weren’t even gonna watch to begin with.
February 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don’t know, I feel like a lot of you guys saying you aren’t watching the Super Bowl because of Trump weren’t even gonna watch to begin with.
An important thing to remember: The Eagles are undefeated when they score more points than their opponent going all the way back to 1933! Big key to the Super Bowl will be finding a way to do that.
February 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
An important thing to remember: The Eagles are undefeated when they score more points than their opponent going all the way back to 1933! Big key to the Super Bowl will be finding a way to do that.
The Sixers will remain dead to me until Josh Harris sells the team.
February 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Sixers will remain dead to me until Josh Harris sells the team.
So help me christ if the eagles lose on Sunday I better not have to watch any highlight videos or read posts about how nobly the Eagles and Jalen Hurts lost. Losing is losing. If they lose this game you have to fire everyone, burn the Linc to the ground.
February 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So help me christ if the eagles lose on Sunday I better not have to watch any highlight videos or read posts about how nobly the Eagles and Jalen Hurts lost. Losing is losing. If they lose this game you have to fire everyone, burn the Linc to the ground.
“The “End Racism” messaging can be removed from the end zones,” Roger Goodell said with tears in his eyes. “Cooper Dejean proved white boys can play cornerback, mission accomplished.”
February 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“The “End Racism” messaging can be removed from the end zones,” Roger Goodell said with tears in his eyes. “Cooper Dejean proved white boys can play cornerback, mission accomplished.”
The chiefs will probably win on Sunday because Philly teams specialize in losing in championship games. It honestly makes what Nick Foles did in January and February of 18 even more miraculous.
February 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The chiefs will probably win on Sunday because Philly teams specialize in losing in championship games. It honestly makes what Nick Foles did in January and February of 18 even more miraculous.
Cowardly behavior from the South Philly Chiefs bar. Don’t claim to be arrowhead east but then get quiet when it’s time for the big game.
February 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Cowardly behavior from the South Philly Chiefs bar. Don’t claim to be arrowhead east but then get quiet when it’s time for the big game.
You’ve gotta be insane if you’re buying Eagles Super Bowl merch right now. If they lose you can never wear it again.
February 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You’ve gotta be insane if you’re buying Eagles Super Bowl merch right now. If they lose you can never wear it again.
This is an objectively hilarious and out of touch take by McAfee because I’m pretty sure 95% of NFL fans are rooting for an asteroid strike.
January 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is an objectively hilarious and out of touch take by McAfee because I’m pretty sure 95% of NFL fans are rooting for an asteroid strike.
The pro bowl should still be a full contact game played after the Super Bowl. The losing coach of the conference championship game should still have to coach it.
January 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The pro bowl should still be a full contact game played after the Super Bowl. The losing coach of the conference championship game should still have to coach it.
I don’t think it’s a big deal that Kellen Moore is gone after the Super Bowl.
I feel like most proficient Madden players could have called this Eagles offense successfully.
I feel like most proficient Madden players could have called this Eagles offense successfully.
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don’t think it’s a big deal that Kellen Moore is gone after the Super Bowl.
I feel like most proficient Madden players could have called this Eagles offense successfully.
I feel like most proficient Madden players could have called this Eagles offense successfully.
The eagles bookending the only threepeat in the Super Bowl era to the coach people act like we ran out of town would be the single most “Philadelphia Sports©️” thing to ever happen. It’s taking all of my restraint to not put every dime I have on the chiefs. lol
January 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The eagles bookending the only threepeat in the Super Bowl era to the coach people act like we ran out of town would be the single most “Philadelphia Sports©️” thing to ever happen. It’s taking all of my restraint to not put every dime I have on the chiefs. lol
The Eagles might lose the Super Bowl to the Chiefs. If they do it won’t be because of the refs. It’ll be because Patrick Mahomes entered into a pact with Satan. Important to keep that perspective.
January 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The Eagles might lose the Super Bowl to the Chiefs. If they do it won’t be because of the refs. It’ll be because Patrick Mahomes entered into a pact with Satan. Important to keep that perspective.
Zero IQ take I’ve seen ad nauseam since Sunday. I’m curious if while Ghengis Khan was rampaging across Asia if there was a village idiot wondering why people were so upset about the opportunity to witness history.
January 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Zero IQ take I’ve seen ad nauseam since Sunday. I’m curious if while Ghengis Khan was rampaging across Asia if there was a village idiot wondering why people were so upset about the opportunity to witness history.
Kept hearing how much America didn’t want to see Eagles vs Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
God don’t care what you want, America.
God don’t care what you want, America.
January 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Kept hearing how much America didn’t want to see Eagles vs Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
God don’t care what you want, America.
God don’t care what you want, America.
This type of post has me rooting for the chiefs out of spite today.
All I ask from today is that fate not make me watch a Chiefs-Eagles Super Bowl
January 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This type of post has me rooting for the chiefs out of spite today.
This is the most preemptively angry I’ve ever been before an Eagles playoff game. If they lose today the amount of bandwagon fairytale horseshit I’ll have to hear about Washington and Josh Harris might cause me to go insane.
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is the most preemptively angry I’ve ever been before an Eagles playoff game. If they lose today the amount of bandwagon fairytale horseshit I’ll have to hear about Washington and Josh Harris might cause me to go insane.
I don’t want to hear that there’s “no way” the Eagles can lose on Sunday. I’ve watched this team lose to Jake Delhomme and Brad Johnson in consecutive NFC championship games before. Any nightmare is possible.
January 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I don’t want to hear that there’s “no way” the Eagles can lose on Sunday. I’ve watched this team lose to Jake Delhomme and Brad Johnson in consecutive NFC championship games before. Any nightmare is possible.
I genuinely don’t understand how any eagles fan can still root for the Sixers at this point. Josh Harris will dance on our grave this Sunday if the eagles lose. Him and his loser basketball team can rot in hell.
January 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I genuinely don’t understand how any eagles fan can still root for the Sixers at this point. Josh Harris will dance on our grave this Sunday if the eagles lose. Him and his loser basketball team can rot in hell.
Why do the panthers get to be “The Carolina” panthers? Not even one state. Both of them???
December 7, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Why do the panthers get to be “The Carolina” panthers? Not even one state. Both of them???
I have a weird feeling the Eagles aren’t going to blow out the Panthers. Like I’m already preparing myself for them to have to win in OT.
December 6, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I have a weird feeling the Eagles aren’t going to blow out the Panthers. Like I’m already preparing myself for them to have to win in OT.
Me and the boys tonight watching Lions vs Packers down at the port Richmond Applebees. (We’re also searching for Kelee Ringo’s dog there’s a lot at stake tonight.)
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Me and the boys tonight watching Lions vs Packers down at the port Richmond Applebees. (We’re also searching for Kelee Ringo’s dog there’s a lot at stake tonight.)
If the Sixers can run the table between now and Christmas, they can be at .500 and since the NBA season doesn’t start til Christmas I’ll be able to convince myself this is The Year again!
December 4, 2024 at 4:57 PM
If the Sixers can run the table between now and Christmas, they can be at .500 and since the NBA season doesn’t start til Christmas I’ll be able to convince myself this is The Year again!
It’s gonna be so crazy when the Lions are forced from the podium after the Super Bowl at gun point and forced to replay the final five minutes of the game to give the Chiefs their 3rd title in a row.
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 AM
It’s gonna be so crazy when the Lions are forced from the podium after the Super Bowl at gun point and forced to replay the final five minutes of the game to give the Chiefs their 3rd title in a row.