Beer Barm
@beerbarm.bsky.social
Beer. Occasional snark. Breaks rules. I hate myself slightly less than your mutt.
Grimm made the better version when Cinderella was the evil bitch. The Grimm TV series is slept on and I will not stand for this erasure.
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Grimm made the better version when Cinderella was the evil bitch. The Grimm TV series is slept on and I will not stand for this erasure.
I abhor all Xmas music, however, I will gladly listen to Mariah over TSO, Manheim Steamroller, and Bublé.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I abhor all Xmas music, however, I will gladly listen to Mariah over TSO, Manheim Steamroller, and Bublé.
Quentin was just doing what a casting agent does for a living, haters.
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Quentin was just doing what a casting agent does for a living, haters.
If you're going to refer to them as the gestapo, please use capital letters. It's winter ffs.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you're going to refer to them as the gestapo, please use capital letters. It's winter ffs.
Fuck Netflix we have a real anime crisis.
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Fuck Netflix we have a real anime crisis.
People who have entire catalogs of pirated music and other media now have a problem with AI.
Anyone who was conflicted by this, did you delete all of it?
Anyone who was conflicted by this, did you delete all of it?
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
People who have entire catalogs of pirated music and other media now have a problem with AI.
Anyone who was conflicted by this, did you delete all of it?
Anyone who was conflicted by this, did you delete all of it?
Who are we worried about not waking up, Trump or all of us?
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Who are we worried about not waking up, Trump or all of us?
If #JaneLynch is part of the new #StarTrek Academy series by the second episode, I'm all in.
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
If #JaneLynch is part of the new #StarTrek Academy series by the second episode, I'm all in.
Ram prices? Who TF is building a PC without maxing that out from the start?
1080Ti and I'm throwing Hotels on Marvin Gardens y'all.
1080Ti and I'm throwing Hotels on Marvin Gardens y'all.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ram prices? Who TF is building a PC without maxing that out from the start?
1080Ti and I'm throwing Hotels on Marvin Gardens y'all.
1080Ti and I'm throwing Hotels on Marvin Gardens y'all.
"White Girl Wasted™" is mine forever.
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"White Girl Wasted™" is mine forever.
A recent MRI must be harder to produce than a birth certificate.
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A recent MRI must be harder to produce than a birth certificate.
Thanking the Almighty Algorithm for #LucyDarling appearing between my YouTube cat video scrolling. Haven't seen her since FU.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Thanking the Almighty Algorithm for #LucyDarling appearing between my YouTube cat video scrolling. Haven't seen her since FU.
I can't wait to see Laurence of Arabia in portrait mode.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I can't wait to see Laurence of Arabia in portrait mode.
Bri'ish people out here calling it a spunk instead of a skeet?
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Bri'ish people out here calling it a spunk instead of a skeet?
Bluesky's programming can figure out that I like cats and hate dogs. It has started showing me spiders in retaliation.
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Bluesky's programming can figure out that I like cats and hate dogs. It has started showing me spiders in retaliation.
Replies welcomed
A list of celebrities who would have a Boomerang streaming subscription:
Al Yankovic
Penne Jilette
Andre 3000
A list of celebrities who would have a Boomerang streaming subscription:
Al Yankovic
Penne Jilette
Andre 3000
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Replies welcomed
A list of celebrities who would have a Boomerang streaming subscription:
Al Yankovic
Penne Jilette
Andre 3000
A list of celebrities who would have a Boomerang streaming subscription:
Al Yankovic
Penne Jilette
Andre 3000
If you hate your government, don't reduce yourself to using childish nicknames to ridicule them.
Properly hate them by using facts and data. Always have a few sources. Never stop.
Properly hate them by using facts and data. Always have a few sources. Never stop.
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you hate your government, don't reduce yourself to using childish nicknames to ridicule them.
Properly hate them by using facts and data. Always have a few sources. Never stop.
Properly hate them by using facts and data. Always have a few sources. Never stop.
Reposted by Beer Barm
16yo's comment to her friend about the BSG pilot: "This is legitimately the best piece of TV I have ever seen"
NERD PARENT NIRVANA I TELL YOU 😭😭😭😭🤌🤌🤌🤌
NERD PARENT NIRVANA I TELL YOU 😭😭😭😭🤌🤌🤌🤌
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
16yo's comment to her friend about the BSG pilot: "This is legitimately the best piece of TV I have ever seen"
NERD PARENT NIRVANA I TELL YOU 😭😭😭😭🤌🤌🤌🤌
NERD PARENT NIRVANA I TELL YOU 😭😭😭😭🤌🤌🤌🤌
If you are feeling it, and political discussion cannot be avoided, convince them that Kanye would have been a better vote.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you are feeling it, and political discussion cannot be avoided, convince them that Kanye would have been a better vote.
I see you haven't met a Marine who was ordered to mop a parking lot during a hurricane, using their cover as a bucket.
Or pulled duty during the Thanksgiving 72 so you can eat at the Golden Corral and have Wild Turkey as a dessert beverage.
Or pulled duty during the Thanksgiving 72 so you can eat at the Golden Corral and have Wild Turkey as a dessert beverage.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I see you haven't met a Marine who was ordered to mop a parking lot during a hurricane, using their cover as a bucket.
Or pulled duty during the Thanksgiving 72 so you can eat at the Golden Corral and have Wild Turkey as a dessert beverage.
Or pulled duty during the Thanksgiving 72 so you can eat at the Golden Corral and have Wild Turkey as a dessert beverage.
Remember people, Thanksgiving is ruined by TV smooth-motion settings and the executive branch this year, don't blame booze.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Remember people, Thanksgiving is ruined by TV smooth-motion settings and the executive branch this year, don't blame booze.
How about Bud medium?
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
How about Bud medium?
I thought ER nurses called bikers organ donors.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I thought ER nurses called bikers organ donors.