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i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes
i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes
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shabana mahmood heard me calling liz kendall the most evil person in cabinet for the disability cuts and made it her life's mission to outdo her
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
shabana mahmood heard me calling liz kendall the most evil person in cabinet for the disability cuts and made it her life's mission to outdo her
got the email confirming ive passed my masters 💪
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
got the email confirming ive passed my masters 💪
if ever i need to explain to someone from overseas what britain is like, i usually point them to the fact that the BBC's coverage of Nelson Mandela's release got a record-setting 500 complaints because it interrupted a broadcast of Antiques Roadshow
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
if ever i need to explain to someone from overseas what britain is like, i usually point them to the fact that the BBC's coverage of Nelson Mandela's release got a record-setting 500 complaints because it interrupted a broadcast of Antiques Roadshow
when you tell a dubai fan about the modern slavery and they give you the consumerism stare
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
when you tell a dubai fan about the modern slavery and they give you the consumerism stare
the existence of progesterone implies the existence of casualgesterone
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the existence of progesterone implies the existence of casualgesterone
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
sometimes i think im not very online and then i talk to coworkers and im like ohhhhh yeah this is what normal people are like
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
sometimes i think im not very online and then i talk to coworkers and im like ohhhhh yeah this is what normal people are like
i never shoulda smoked that shit dawg where AM i 😭😭💀
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i never shoulda smoked that shit dawg where AM i 😭😭💀
if you didn't like me at my amazon basics femboy then you don't deserve me at my vinted transgender
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
if you didn't like me at my amazon basics femboy then you don't deserve me at my vinted transgender
[politics nerd getting edged] ahh yeah filibuster me filibuster me
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
[politics nerd getting edged] ahh yeah filibuster me filibuster me
just found this video i made like 4 years ago
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
just found this video i made like 4 years ago
not to get all joseph stalin about it but i genuinely believe if like 75% of the people who comment on instagram reels died the world would instantly become a better place by several orders of magnitude
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
not to get all joseph stalin about it but i genuinely believe if like 75% of the people who comment on instagram reels died the world would instantly become a better place by several orders of magnitude
6 7 is the absolute oldest a meme has ever made me feel what the fuck does that mean
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6 7 is the absolute oldest a meme has ever made me feel what the fuck does that mean
walking through stoke on trent city centre for the first time in years rn and jesus christ i forgot how truly fucking horrible this city is
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
walking through stoke on trent city centre for the first time in years rn and jesus christ i forgot how truly fucking horrible this city is
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(Desperate chaser voice) Damn your cyberpunk Sapphic erotica sounds so original
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
(Desperate chaser voice) Damn your cyberpunk Sapphic erotica sounds so original
trump: my new ballroom is going to be so amazing, the greatest ballroom ever built
javier milei:
javier milei:
October 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
trump: my new ballroom is going to be so amazing, the greatest ballroom ever built
javier milei:
javier milei:
my back hurts i wanna be unemployed again
just signed a job contract, im such a workcore employedcel
October 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
my back hurts i wanna be unemployed again
mouse border post guard about to inspect your visa: papers cheese
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
mouse border post guard about to inspect your visa: papers cheese
Obama is to liberals what Trump is to republicans
once in awhile i’m reminded of the sad reality that there’s a lot of progress that still needs to be made in liberal circles. they often don’t oppose ICE or deportations, but just the trump regimes brute-ish way of doing them
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Obama is to liberals what Trump is to republicans
all-trans Weezer tribute band called Teezer
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
all-trans Weezer tribute band called Teezer
[beastie boys if they worked at an STD clinic]
adam yauch: WEEEEELLLLLL, WE GOT SOME NEWS THAT YOU DONT WANNA HEAR
mike-d: YOU AND YOUR GIRL GOT
ad-rock: CHLA-
mike-d: MY-
adam yauch: DIAAAAA
adam yauch: WEEEEELLLLLL, WE GOT SOME NEWS THAT YOU DONT WANNA HEAR
mike-d: YOU AND YOUR GIRL GOT
ad-rock: CHLA-
mike-d: MY-
adam yauch: DIAAAAA
October 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[beastie boys if they worked at an STD clinic]
adam yauch: WEEEEELLLLLL, WE GOT SOME NEWS THAT YOU DONT WANNA HEAR
mike-d: YOU AND YOUR GIRL GOT
ad-rock: CHLA-
mike-d: MY-
adam yauch: DIAAAAA
adam yauch: WEEEEELLLLLL, WE GOT SOME NEWS THAT YOU DONT WANNA HEAR
mike-d: YOU AND YOUR GIRL GOT
ad-rock: CHLA-
mike-d: MY-
adam yauch: DIAAAAA
the concept of jeremy clarkson, a man who looks like a witch turned liver cirrhosis into a real boy, attacking people on the basis of their appearance will never stop being funny
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the concept of jeremy clarkson, a man who looks like a witch turned liver cirrhosis into a real boy, attacking people on the basis of their appearance will never stop being funny
just signed a job contract, im such a workcore employedcel
October 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
just signed a job contract, im such a workcore employedcel