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•Ry | they/them•
•queer, parent, commie, music, herpetology, cats, DIY everything, native plants, glass house, white ferrari, live for new year's eve•
www.last.fm/user/dream_a_fever
•queer, parent, commie, music, herpetology, cats, DIY everything, native plants, glass house, white ferrari, live for new year's eve•
www.last.fm/user/dream_a_fever
somebody's gotta take the mic away from Max Bemis and slip him his SSRIs in a slice of american cheese like a dog
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
somebody's gotta take the mic away from Max Bemis and slip him his SSRIs in a slice of american cheese like a dog
they will never make me like you, AI
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
they will never make me like you, AI
i know my loyal skeeters have missed my last fm 5x5s. fret not, babies, i'm still on my modern baseball and lucy dacus bs
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i know my loyal skeeters have missed my last fm 5x5s. fret not, babies, i'm still on my modern baseball and lucy dacus bs
when modern baseball said "sharp as a tack, but in the sense that you're not smart, just a prick in my finger or my toe", I felt that
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
when modern baseball said "sharp as a tack, but in the sense that you're not smart, just a prick in my finger or my toe", I felt that
starting and ending my pisskink playlist with Friends of P. by The Rentals
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
starting and ending my pisskink playlist with Friends of P. by The Rentals
sharing beer with my dog again (letting her lick condensation off the bottom of the can so she feels included)
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
sharing beer with my dog again (letting her lick condensation off the bottom of the can so she feels included)
I wish I could see who has my playlists saved on Spotify so I could give them un pequeño beso en la frente
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I wish I could see who has my playlists saved on Spotify so I could give them un pequeño beso en la frente
friday 5x5: horse meat edition
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
friday 5x5: horse meat edition
a Pepper Ann reboot for libertarians called Prepper Ayn Rand
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
a Pepper Ann reboot for libertarians called Prepper Ayn Rand
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It takes 30 days to grow a radish. Also 2/3 of the country is already in or entering winter.
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It takes 30 days to grow a radish. Also 2/3 of the country is already in or entering winter.
friday 5x5: a day late and a buck short edition
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
friday 5x5: a day late and a buck short edition
furious bc my sources tell me he bought the entire stock of this shade? the one I was going to buy? what are the fn odds.
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
furious bc my sources tell me he bought the entire stock of this shade? the one I was going to buy? what are the fn odds.
If you see this post a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it
October 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If you see this post a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it
"Alguns Vazios..." by gutless @xvixvianax.bsky.social is such a god damn good e.p. that it's got me learning portuguese. understanding the english version isn't enough. the way she matches the cadence between both languages so beautifully is a multilingual masterpiece. I could talk about it all day.
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Alguns Vazios..." by gutless @xvixvianax.bsky.social is such a god damn good e.p. that it's got me learning portuguese. understanding the english version isn't enough. the way she matches the cadence between both languages so beautifully is a multilingual masterpiece. I could talk about it all day.
how old am i? well let's just say earlier today some bluejays were screaming bc a red tailed hawk was terrorizing them so I used my bird app (merlin, not the nazi platform) to play a coopers hawk sound and it flew away confused
September 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
how old am i? well let's just say earlier today some bluejays were screaming bc a red tailed hawk was terrorizing them so I used my bird app (merlin, not the nazi platform) to play a coopers hawk sound and it flew away confused
who up googlin why nathan fielder one titty is so succulent
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
who up googlin why nathan fielder one titty is so succulent
Alex Jones sure pwned us all by *checks notes* turning himself into Mr. Potato Head Führer edition?
September 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Alex Jones sure pwned us all by *checks notes* turning himself into Mr. Potato Head Führer edition?
keep seeing anti abortion billboards popping up and the babies are all busted. a bunch of Bart Harley Jarvises if you will.
September 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
keep seeing anti abortion billboards popping up and the babies are all busted. a bunch of Bart Harley Jarvises if you will.
trying to decide what scratcher to give myself so I'm looking at my notes app for tattoo ideas and I came to a bullet that said "undecided: safari flap spot"
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
trying to decide what scratcher to give myself so I'm looking at my notes app for tattoo ideas and I came to a bullet that said "undecided: safari flap spot"
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Yeah I’m gengarqueer. I want him to take that big wet tongue and [THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED FOR VIOLATING BLUESKY’S TERMS OF SERVICE]
September 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Yeah I’m gengarqueer. I want him to take that big wet tongue and [THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED FOR VIOLATING BLUESKY’S TERMS OF SERVICE]
could a poor person afford to have a car with 4 dots of gas on the full end? #checkmate
September 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
could a poor person afford to have a car with 4 dots of gas on the full end? #checkmate