Hanging breasts off a handbag that's a laboob-boob
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Hanging breasts off a handbag that's a laboob-boob
Banana for scale: never worn
February 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Banana for scale: never worn
Making a biblically accurate snow angel by just flopping around a bunch
February 1, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Making a biblically accurate snow angel by just flopping around a bunch
Yes insomnia sucks but it's only one sleep til Christmas
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Yes insomnia sucks but it's only one sleep til Christmas
Got an eye test and yep! Confirmed! They're eyes!
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Got an eye test and yep! Confirmed! They're eyes!
Reposted by Bec Petraitis
(hearing it's been declared a Total Fire Ban day) surely they don't mean my Big Fire
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
(hearing it's been declared a Total Fire Ban day) surely they don't mean my Big Fire
You gotta zooper that dooper! Zoop until you're dooped! I think I have heat stroke! Zoop doop zap dap boop!
January 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
You gotta zooper that dooper! Zoop until you're dooped! I think I have heat stroke! Zoop doop zap dap boop!
I still could be that guy you know who builds a vert ramp in their house and breaks their arm. Any day now.
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I still could be that guy you know who builds a vert ramp in their house and breaks their arm. Any day now.
It's time for your Google Keep Wrapped!
- You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now!
- Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here.
- Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!!
- You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now!
- Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here.
- Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It's time for your Google Keep Wrapped!
- You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now!
- Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here.
- Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!!
- You wrote 27 notes between midnight and 4am that mean nothing to you now!
- Pretty sure there's some unlabelled passwords in here.
- Hell yeah, keep pinning that motivational quote, king!!
This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "Rebecca Black is in Ballarat" is the most beautiful.
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "Rebecca Black is in Ballarat" is the most beautiful.
Thinking of everyone today who doesn't want to admit they still use spotify but it said they were 21
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Thinking of everyone today who doesn't want to admit they still use spotify but it said they were 21
Shoutout to all the neuromilds, neuro- extra hots, and the neuro-lemon and herbs
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Shoutout to all the neuromilds, neuro- extra hots, and the neuro-lemon and herbs
Me? I've never been better! I'm always unwell!
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me? I've never been better! I'm always unwell!
I don't believe in a vengeful god but I know he'd smite an influencer opening a whole advent calendar at once.
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I don't believe in a vengeful god but I know he'd smite an influencer opening a whole advent calendar at once.
Who's got two thumbs and can I have one?
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Who's got two thumbs and can I have one?
I'm really starting to embrace an NPC lifestyle. I love to wander back and forth, I wear clothes, I threaten anyone who dares walk under my bridge, if you select the third option I stab - it's good!
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I'm really starting to embrace an NPC lifestyle. I love to wander back and forth, I wear clothes, I threaten anyone who dares walk under my bridge, if you select the third option I stab - it's good!
Clippy ripped me off??! That mouthy cunt.
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Clippy ripped me off??! That mouthy cunt.
It's weird that graffiti isn't a pasta. I should be able to eat graffiti and meatballs.
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's weird that graffiti isn't a pasta. I should be able to eat graffiti and meatballs.
Oh no! I thought I would get raptured so I spent my superannuation on little treats!! I goofed my retirement!!! Please buy my ebay labubus!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh no! I thought I would get raptured so I spent my superannuation on little treats!! I goofed my retirement!!! Please buy my ebay labubus!!!!
Air fryer?? I hardly know her!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME CRISP UP THIS WOMAN STRANGER.
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME CRISP UP THIS WOMAN STRANGER.
September 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Air fryer?? I hardly know her!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME CRISP UP THIS WOMAN STRANGER.
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME CRISP UP THIS WOMAN STRANGER.
I keep worrying that I never wear sunscreen but then I remember I don't go outside. The ultimate sunscreen? Roof.
September 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I keep worrying that I never wear sunscreen but then I remember I don't go outside. The ultimate sunscreen? Roof.
I find it difficult to relate to a lot of people but every video I see of a seal, I'm like, "I get it, man."
August 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I find it difficult to relate to a lot of people but every video I see of a seal, I'm like, "I get it, man."
'The Subway' is about me. I have green hair and am there all the time. I love sweet onion chicken teriyaki.
August 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
'The Subway' is about me. I have green hair and am there all the time. I love sweet onion chicken teriyaki.
Ah the weekend, time to catch up on my stories.
(𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮'𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴)
(𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮'𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴)
July 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ah the weekend, time to catch up on my stories.
(𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮'𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴)
(𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮'𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴)
Um no I'VE got Bette Davis' eyes and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.
July 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Um no I'VE got Bette Davis' eyes and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM.