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Fou!
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Fou, fou fou fou. Fou! Fou!
(writer is 21+)
Pinned
( Majora please. Please. Take me with you. Please. )
September 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gestures towards Oberon.
September 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
September 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
( What do you need with all those magic enhancement potions? )
September 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
( As long as you both keep it far away from me, I suppose I don't really care. )
“You forget that he grows easily bored like I do. It’s only natural to bring a bit of mischief.”
Ah... That's Majora encouraging the behavior. His ears flatten.

( Why are these the only two options? Can't he just be tolerable like everyone else? )
September 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Ah... That's Majora encouraging the behavior. His ears flatten.

( Why are these the only two options? Can't he just be tolerable like everyone else? )
A pat upon the head is given.

“I prefer him this way instead of being gloomy. Good morning, Cath Palug.”
Ah... That's Merlin being annoying bright and early.
September 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Ah... That's Merlin being annoying bright and early.
September 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
《 Fou... 》

( A shrine to my glory, made of ice and snow. Yes... I approve. )
September 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
( Illogical monster hellbent on violence. Slow and painful death, would rather not describe it. Absolutely not worth getting involved. )
"Eh? Is it that bad?"
( Do not get involved. In fact, avert your gaze entirely. )
September 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
( Do not get involved. In fact, avert your gaze entirely. )
"Nnnh... That was a nice nap. Wait. Who's chasing Myr?"
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
congratulations to you, the wonderful people of chaldea. you have defeated beast iv without so much as a single blow.
September 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
《 Fou. 》
September 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
( And in the end it was not Cath Palug who was neutered but his horrible master. What a turn of events! )
September 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
He's won over rather easily with food and kindness. A little more confidently, he approaches her and... Flops down next to her leg, purring.
Such a big appetite for such a little guy! And those little fangs!

She's melting. Figuratively. His cuteness has already defeated her.
He takes a few reluctant steps forward and sniffs the plate.

He's a ravenous little thing once he gets its scent. It takes him little time at all to rip and devour the chicken.
September 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
He takes a few reluctant steps forward and sniffs the plate.

He's a ravenous little thing once he gets its scent. It takes him little time at all to rip and devour the chicken.
Nonsense. She's setting a bowl of milk and small plate of chicken out.

And admiring from afar.
He feels distinctly like he is in danger.
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
He feels distinctly like he is in danger.
September 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
BETRAYAL! HOW COULD HE! Fou immediately teleports several feet away.
Any method that worked, he would try. Now, he's going to send this little cat to a vet. Time for the neutering!
Okay well. That's one way to stop him.
September 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
( Do not send one of those Goetia motherfuckers after me I will be so pissed. )
September 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Okay well. That's one way to stop him.
He's shoving a piece of moblin meat in that mouth.
Opening his mouth to bite.
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by Fou!
Who's got little tadpole tootsies? Aww, he damaged my retina!
September 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Opening his mouth to bite.
He's reaching over to pick Fou up with a sweet smile.

"Don't worry. It'll be over before you know it."
( MERLIN MERLIN HELP ME MERLIN )
September 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
...He's losing badly today. Who would've thought centuries of aggression would backfire on him?
September 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh, he probably can't surpass that. He's never surpassed time before.

He grumbles, but backs off. ( Nonsensical, this is why I hate deities. )
"...? Time...is my playground...? Therefore speed is irrelevant?"
Flops to the ground like a soggy pancake.

( WHAT. HOW ARE YOU THAT FAST! )
September 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
( MERLIN MERLIN HELP ME MERLIN )
He's grinning menacingly.

"Here, kitty kitty~"
September 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM