BearInaDadSuit
@bearinadadsuit.bsky.social
Recently retired Fire Captain, Veteran, married. Fractional owner of the Caledonian Braves FC. Father to a Navy fighter pilot and an AA flight attendant. IAFF Union Man
Bats right, votes left 🌊
Living in the 918
Bats right, votes left 🌊
Living in the 918
Pinned
One thing about the Texas GOP trying to gerrymander five more House seats is Donald Trump’s name is all over the Epstein files.
August 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
One thing about the Texas GOP trying to gerrymander five more House seats is Donald Trump’s name is all over the Epstein files.
Why wait for Texas to redistrict before we do the same thing in California and New York?
The gloves are off. It’s a street fight. Redistrict Now!
The gloves are off. It’s a street fight. Redistrict Now!
August 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Why wait for Texas to redistrict before we do the same thing in California and New York?
The gloves are off. It’s a street fight. Redistrict Now!
The gloves are off. It’s a street fight. Redistrict Now!
Imagine being lectured about your attire from a grown man wearing a diaper.
March 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Imagine being lectured about your attire from a grown man wearing a diaper.
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I didn’t key that Nazi’s car. I gave it a Roman paint job!
January 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I didn’t key that Nazi’s car. I gave it a Roman paint job!
Could someone just point him toward a golf course?
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Could someone just point him toward a golf course?
May I have one meteor hurtling toward Earth please?
Slides nickel across counter.*
Slides nickel across counter.*
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
May I have one meteor hurtling toward Earth please?
Slides nickel across counter.*
Slides nickel across counter.*
“I have an announcement to make!” Salty language alert.
RENO 911! - Lottery
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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December 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
“I have an announcement to make!” Salty language alert.
If only there were a way to persuade the Billionaire class to become more vested in meaningful gun control legislation.
December 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
If only there were a way to persuade the Billionaire class to become more vested in meaningful gun control legislation.
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Is Threads down for everyone or did I just upset too many Joe Rogan fanboys?
December 11, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Is Threads down for everyone or did I just upset too many Joe Rogan fanboys?
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Elon doesn’t care about you. Trump doesn’t care about you. Joe Rogan doesn’t care about you. They are all about making themselves and corporations richer and more powerful.
You are cogs. You are tools. You are followers. You are modern dodo birds.
This IS the truth
You are cogs. You are tools. You are followers. You are modern dodo birds.
This IS the truth
December 12, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Elon doesn’t care about you. Trump doesn’t care about you. Joe Rogan doesn’t care about you. They are all about making themselves and corporations richer and more powerful.
You are cogs. You are tools. You are followers. You are modern dodo birds.
This IS the truth
You are cogs. You are tools. You are followers. You are modern dodo birds.
This IS the truth
Give them something to talk about. Go into the office after a long weekend with a little powdered donut dust on your face.
December 13, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Give them something to talk about. Go into the office after a long weekend with a little powdered donut dust on your face.
What do you call a zoo that has only one dog?
A shitzu*
A shitzu*
December 9, 2024 at 1:17 AM
What do you call a zoo that has only one dog?
A shitzu*
A shitzu*
I hate to be the one to say it, but your in-laws are in the car heading your way…and they packed suitcases.
November 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I hate to be the one to say it, but your in-laws are in the car heading your way…and they packed suitcases.
I usually pack for a trip within an hour of leaving the house. But to save my wife stress I started laying out a few folded clothes the night before. I call it the illusion of having my shit together.
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I usually pack for a trip within an hour of leaving the house. But to save my wife stress I started laying out a few folded clothes the night before. I call it the illusion of having my shit together.
Do something small today.
November 25, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Do something small today.
A lot of Trump voters didn’t know the Affordable Care Act was the same thing as Obama care and now they’re realizing they voted to end their own health care coverage.
But don’t feel too sorry for them because they voted to end someone else’s.
But don’t feel too sorry for them because they voted to end someone else’s.
November 25, 2024 at 2:39 PM
A lot of Trump voters didn’t know the Affordable Care Act was the same thing as Obama care and now they’re realizing they voted to end their own health care coverage.
But don’t feel too sorry for them because they voted to end someone else’s.
But don’t feel too sorry for them because they voted to end someone else’s.
My son is tanking for the first time today (and tonight) in an F-35C. He says it’s a more difficult maneuver than in his old F-18 due to the location of the fuel probe.
Good thoughts appreciated.
Good thoughts appreciated.
November 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
My son is tanking for the first time today (and tonight) in an F-35C. He says it’s a more difficult maneuver than in his old F-18 due to the location of the fuel probe.
Good thoughts appreciated.
Good thoughts appreciated.
I hate that it took me this long to flush the bird.
Bluesky you’re my new boo.
Bluesky you’re my new boo.
November 25, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I hate that it took me this long to flush the bird.
Bluesky you’re my new boo.
Bluesky you’re my new boo.
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I'm at the age where garlic, onions, or pepperoni tries to kill me.
November 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I'm at the age where garlic, onions, or pepperoni tries to kill me.
I'm at the age where garlic, onions, or pepperoni tries to kill me.
November 24, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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Yes 🙌🏻💯 Shop local and especially small businesses!
November 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Yes 🙌🏻💯 Shop local and especially small businesses!
For the new administration sexual assault isn’t a deal breaker, it’s a prerequisite.
November 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
For the new administration sexual assault isn’t a deal breaker, it’s a prerequisite.
One time when my wife and I were dating she invited me to her parents house for Thanksgiving and I passed the mashed potatoes the wrong direction. It was WILD.
November 22, 2024 at 2:25 PM
One time when my wife and I were dating she invited me to her parents house for Thanksgiving and I passed the mashed potatoes the wrong direction. It was WILD.
