Beardie Fett
@beardiefett.bsky.social
How do you break a MAGAzi's neck?
Kick him in the ass.
Kick him in the ass.
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
How do you break a MAGAzi's neck?
Kick him in the ass.
Kick him in the ass.
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Accurate
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Accurate
Where are the left-wing militias?
January 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Where are the left-wing militias?
I would love to see the CONMEBOL, non-host CONCACAF, CAF, and AFC World Cup qualifiers boycott WC 2026. I know Argentina won't, but just imagine. Concerns about player and fan safety from ICE, etc.
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I would love to see the CONMEBOL, non-host CONCACAF, CAF, and AFC World Cup qualifiers boycott WC 2026. I know Argentina won't, but just imagine. Concerns about player and fan safety from ICE, etc.
As bad as this has been with ICE, my great fear is that Democrats will make it worse in 27.
Hear me out.
Democrats take the House and maybe Senate next year.
Democrats defend ICE, canceling the program.
In the "disorganized" disbandment (think Afghan pullout, military hardware goes missing. 1/2
Hear me out.
Democrats take the House and maybe Senate next year.
Democrats defend ICE, canceling the program.
In the "disorganized" disbandment (think Afghan pullout, military hardware goes missing. 1/2
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
As bad as this has been with ICE, my great fear is that Democrats will make it worse in 27.
Hear me out.
Democrats take the House and maybe Senate next year.
Democrats defend ICE, canceling the program.
In the "disorganized" disbandment (think Afghan pullout, military hardware goes missing. 1/2
Hear me out.
Democrats take the House and maybe Senate next year.
Democrats defend ICE, canceling the program.
In the "disorganized" disbandment (think Afghan pullout, military hardware goes missing. 1/2
Just watch. Im the end it will only be the pilot and crew of the helicopter who suffer real consequences for that double tap.
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just watch. Im the end it will only be the pilot and crew of the helicopter who suffer real consequences for that double tap.
1/3 of the country has Dottie Sandusky Syndrome.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
1/3 of the country has Dottie Sandusky Syndrome.
Something to add on a resume?
Expert in handling herculean workloads in a sisyphean environment
Expert in handling herculean workloads in a sisyphean environment
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Something to add on a resume?
Expert in handling herculean workloads in a sisyphean environment
Expert in handling herculean workloads in a sisyphean environment
Note to evangelicals: If you're going to be in a fucking death cult, please do the rest of the human race the courtesy of not trying to drag us down with you.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Note to evangelicals: If you're going to be in a fucking death cult, please do the rest of the human race the courtesy of not trying to drag us down with you.
It would be really awful if anyone told Stephen and Katie Miller's kids what happened to the Goebbels kids at the end of WW2. We shouldn't do that
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It would be really awful if anyone told Stephen and Katie Miller's kids what happened to the Goebbels kids at the end of WW2. We shouldn't do that
Y'know, it'd be a real shame if someone told the Miller children what happened to the Goebbels kids at the end of WWII.
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Y'know, it'd be a real shame if someone told the Miller children what happened to the Goebbels kids at the end of WWII.
I want to write a new book: Futons and Futanari: the Secret Sex Lives of Modern Republicans
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I want to write a new book: Futons and Futanari: the Secret Sex Lives of Modern Republicans
Any truth to the rumor that IKEA is going to release a new super-dry, super-coarse wallpaper called MAGAVagina??
September 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Any truth to the rumor that IKEA is going to release a new super-dry, super-coarse wallpaper called MAGAVagina??
In a rational timeline, Kash Patel would be asked for his resignation, if he did not tender it of his own accord.
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In a rational timeline, Kash Patel would be asked for his resignation, if he did not tender it of his own accord.
So, basically Kirk's death was a case of gang-vs-gang violence. A white-trash version of Crips vs. Bloods, if you will.
September 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So, basically Kirk's death was a case of gang-vs-gang violence. A white-trash version of Crips vs. Bloods, if you will.
The real winner is the widow. She gets his life-insuance policy, and in due time, an orgasm.
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The real winner is the widow. She gets his life-insuance policy, and in due time, an orgasm.
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1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
August 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
The evacuations in OBX due to Erin are limited to Ocracoke and Hatteras Isles because they and state route 18 are not protected by the artificial dune system created during the FDR administration
August 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The evacuations in OBX due to Erin are limited to Ocracoke and Hatteras Isles because they and state route 18 are not protected by the artificial dune system created during the FDR administration
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Saw the new Superman. First time on a LOONG time a Superman movie has been fun. And I didn't see anything "woke" about it. Can someone explain to me (like I'm a child) why some morons think it was "woke"?
August 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saw the new Superman. First time on a LOONG time a Superman movie has been fun. And I didn't see anything "woke" about it. Can someone explain to me (like I'm a child) why some morons think it was "woke"?
The Romans did not suffer bad Emperors gladly. Or for very long.
August 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Romans did not suffer bad Emperors gladly. Or for very long.
Ghislaine Maxwell should be drained of every pertinent drop of information by interrogators solely focused on the victims. Then, she should be dropped into the darkest, dankest hole and never heard from again
July 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell should be drained of every pertinent drop of information by interrogators solely focused on the victims. Then, she should be dropped into the darkest, dankest hole and never heard from again
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If you want an analog, just think of what happens when the youth pastor is caught sexually assaulting children.
The head pastor corners the victim in private and tells them to ignore facts and proof and think about what a good man the perp is.
The head pastor corners the victim in private and tells them to ignore facts and proof and think about what a good man the perp is.
July 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you want an analog, just think of what happens when the youth pastor is caught sexually assaulting children.
The head pastor corners the victim in private and tells them to ignore facts and proof and think about what a good man the perp is.
The head pastor corners the victim in private and tells them to ignore facts and proof and think about what a good man the perp is.
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And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.