Weiner Warlock
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
remember everyone, black smoke means they have not come to a decision, white smoke means a new pope has been decided. pink smoke? that's pussy, babe
April 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
remember everyone, black smoke means they have not come to a decision, white smoke means a new pope has been decided. pink smoke? that's pussy, babe
love to live in florida where my fellow residents are, and hold on let me double check this, yeah i thought so, hilariously stupid pig people
April 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
love to live in florida where my fellow residents are, and hold on let me double check this, yeah i thought so, hilariously stupid pig people
if i found a cursed artifact i would keep it on me at all times. wouldnt even worry about it, probably wouldnt work on me
March 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
if i found a cursed artifact i would keep it on me at all times. wouldnt even worry about it, probably wouldnt work on me
tailgating a car with an " i stand with israel" sticker so they can see me giving them a thumbs down and booing
March 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
tailgating a car with an " i stand with israel" sticker so they can see me giving them a thumbs down and booing
i have a confession: back in 2020 elon paid me to boost his acnh island to 3 stars to unlock terraforming and also to get raymond on his island. i had to sign an NDA so he could take full credit but i've had enough of the secrecy
March 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i have a confession: back in 2020 elon paid me to boost his acnh island to 3 stars to unlock terraforming and also to get raymond on his island. i had to sign an NDA so he could take full credit but i've had enough of the secrecy
very inconvenient time to be sad i gotta say
March 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
very inconvenient time to be sad i gotta say
how much money would it cost to get my shitty sedan spray painted with a wizard mural like a 70s stoner van
March 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
how much money would it cost to get my shitty sedan spray painted with a wizard mural like a 70s stoner van
just googled "hot dogs with best macros" if youre interested in an insight into my fitness journey
February 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
just googled "hot dogs with best macros" if youre interested in an insight into my fitness journey
crying to a podcast episode i know for certain i have cried to at least twice before
February 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
crying to a podcast episode i know for certain i have cried to at least twice before
Group dms on here pleeeease
February 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Group dms on here pleeeease
i love when an app that has gone dormant and unused for months decides its time for it to shine and starts pushing me a stupid amount of notifications out of nowhere. my apologies moes app i downloaded for a free burrito, i had no idea you were still here. gootbye
February 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i love when an app that has gone dormant and unused for months decides its time for it to shine and starts pushing me a stupid amount of notifications out of nowhere. my apologies moes app i downloaded for a free burrito, i had no idea you were still here. gootbye
are there any more upstanding young italian men looking to do something cool? is there perhaps a mario to go with the luigi?
February 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
are there any more upstanding young italian men looking to do something cool? is there perhaps a mario to go with the luigi?
how much aura do i lose needing resistance bands to help me do more than like, 2 pullups
February 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
how much aura do i lose needing resistance bands to help me do more than like, 2 pullups
i hate crime procedurals as a rule but....psych does have a special place in my heart
February 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i hate crime procedurals as a rule but....psych does have a special place in my heart
anyone getting the vibe that this musk fellow might not be a great guy?
February 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
anyone getting the vibe that this musk fellow might not be a great guy?
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(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth
February 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth
simply never going to get over Robert Jordan making the map of the city of all-female magic users look like this. incredible bit, sir
February 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
simply never going to get over Robert Jordan making the map of the city of all-female magic users look like this. incredible bit, sir
turns out if you have 2 chicken wraps for lunch and then a quesadilla for dinner all on wraps that each have 17 grams of fiber it can do some interesting things to your digestive system
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
turns out if you have 2 chicken wraps for lunch and then a quesadilla for dinner all on wraps that each have 17 grams of fiber it can do some interesting things to your digestive system
oatmeal does not deserve to constantly be saddled with the baggage of raisins when it comes to cookies. oatmeal should be allowed to shine in a cookie as it yearns to but is constantly forced to hold up the sham career of raisins.
February 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
oatmeal does not deserve to constantly be saddled with the baggage of raisins when it comes to cookies. oatmeal should be allowed to shine in a cookie as it yearns to but is constantly forced to hold up the sham career of raisins.
just toured a house with the most sinister vibes
February 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
just toured a house with the most sinister vibes
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rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot