the F-82 looks like it should only exist in a video game where WW2 continued in 1946

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

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Picked up my three-year-old from preschool and the teacher informed me that he fell down the stairs today.

He excitedly told me that he rolled like "Sonic the Hedgehog!"

The teacher just nodded like, yeah, he did.

Then I said, "See you Monday."

Assad going is good. All the leftists mocking the gas attacks will always be ghouls and pests.

I have a sudden urge to write a story about a chicken who dreams of becoming a baseball player.

I could call it ‘Fowl Ball.’

Thanksgiving celebrates America’s two favorite pastimes: Overeating and whitewashing history.

Name a better-qualified doctor than Dr. Oz.

I like to live dangerously - I went to the Oreos website and clicked “Reject All Cookies.”

Neil Patrick Harris should start a Green Day cover band and call it “Dookie Howser.”

Let’s be clear: Nancy Mace isn’t a TERF. TERF implies being a feminist. Being a feminist is not endorsing a convicted sexual assailant for president, or allowing an ethics investigation about (alleged) child rape/drugging against a colleague to go unpublished.

Mace is no feminist.

I feel like Elon Musk and his employees have a Zapp Brannigan/Kif Kroker sort of relationship.

I’m thinking I may post some of my original memes on here.

Warning: They are, at best, mildly amusing.

Former president Donald Trump encountered an unusually tough crowd at the Libertarian National Convention on Saturday night as the audience loudly booed him and used noisemakers to drown out his speech.