I hate *sexy* T*ylor Sw*ft why are you biting your finger 😖
August 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I hate *sexy* T*ylor Sw*ft why are you biting your finger 😖
Attempting to co-regulate with my friend’s insane dogs that I’m watching but they got bored and started fighting each other
August 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Attempting to co-regulate with my friend’s insane dogs that I’m watching but they got bored and started fighting each other
No one ever let me agree to dog sit ever again
August 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
No one ever let me agree to dog sit ever again
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"We have since learned new information, including from the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp that Anne Frank was suffering from typhus, and have updated our story to add context about her health problems."
July 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"We have since learned new information, including from the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp that Anne Frank was suffering from typhus, and have updated our story to add context about her health problems."
The way every character on the bear has an avoidant attachment style…. I can’t watch these people ignore texts from their loved ones and employers for another fucking season I CANNOT
July 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The way every character on the bear has an avoidant attachment style…. I can’t watch these people ignore texts from their loved ones and employers for another fucking season I CANNOT
I knew this little bird was gay
July 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I knew this little bird was gay
No one can make me care about Sunset Boulevard
June 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
No one can make me care about Sunset Boulevard
Every time a conventionally attractive cis man likes me on hinge he has something like this in his profile
June 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Every time a conventionally attractive cis man likes me on hinge he has something like this in his profile
Absolutely love to finish a book as quickly as possible and then sit like this while my brain catches up
May 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Absolutely love to finish a book as quickly as possible and then sit like this while my brain catches up
If you post a before and after of your weight loss transformation you have to pay me 100 USD
May 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If you post a before and after of your weight loss transformation you have to pay me 100 USD
Just finished reading LOTR and I’m finding myself relating to Frodo in a way that I’m going to have to unpack with my therapist this week
May 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just finished reading LOTR and I’m finding myself relating to Frodo in a way that I’m going to have to unpack with my therapist this week
My client just roasted me for being queer and driving a Subaru 😩
April 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My client just roasted me for being queer and driving a Subaru 😩
Mr. White, you will pay for your crimes
April 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mr. White, you will pay for your crimes
Love to apply for every single dscout mission and not get past question 2 for any of them. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR????
April 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Love to apply for every single dscout mission and not get past question 2 for any of them. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR????
The Ratliff family storyline on White Lotus has been like watching two trains careen towards each other in slow motion. I’m screaming at my tv “Mike White, don’t make the brothers kiss OH GOD” but he doesn’t care. He laughs while I cover my eyes in horror as the brothers kiss.
March 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The Ratliff family storyline on White Lotus has been like watching two trains careen towards each other in slow motion. I’m screaming at my tv “Mike White, don’t make the brothers kiss OH GOD” but he doesn’t care. He laughs while I cover my eyes in horror as the brothers kiss.
My mom’s dog is obsessed with my body pillow
March 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My mom’s dog is obsessed with my body pillow
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DOGE Employee list just in case it gets removed on X
March 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
DOGE Employee list just in case it gets removed on X
It’s literally crazy how when you prioritize social connections you feel like 500% happier???
March 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s literally crazy how when you prioritize social connections you feel like 500% happier???
Is this season of white lotus boring or has the show always been boring and I didn’t realize
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is this season of white lotus boring or has the show always been boring and I didn’t realize
I can do all things through a sweet treat which strengtheneth me
February 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I can do all things through a sweet treat which strengtheneth me
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My pitch for Traitors is to try having any rules and see if that works
February 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My pitch for Traitors is to try having any rules and see if that works
If I had been at Radio City when Cher came out to sing If I Could Turn Back Time I would have been inconsolable
February 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If I had been at Radio City when Cher came out to sing If I Could Turn Back Time I would have been inconsolable