Penelope
@bayomomharkness.bsky.social
She/her // Disaster Bi // ff14 addict // Bayonetta impersonator// Anime Enthusiast //Gaming Gremlin // Worlds smallest Kaiju // Weeb garbage // 18+ content // NSFW sometimes // Owner of the Escort lounge // minors DNI
Walking into work like
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Walking into work like
Hey! Fix that posture! Quit slouching! Or are you TRYING to ruin your back?
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Hey! Fix that posture! Quit slouching! Or are you TRYING to ruin your back?
"I love coming to the gym this time of day. I get the place to myself, and the view is amazing."
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
"I love coming to the gym this time of day. I get the place to myself, and the view is amazing."
Pen here to remind you to spread the love 💜
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Pen here to remind you to spread the love 💜
I would LOVE to say I've been gone so long because I've been playing a ton of Code Vein 2 and its really good. But its actually because I paid like $80 for it and I feel like I need to see it through. Even though this is nothing like what I wanted in a sequel.
February 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I would LOVE to say I've been gone so long because I've been playing a ton of Code Vein 2 and its really good. But its actually because I paid like $80 for it and I feel like I need to see it through. Even though this is nothing like what I wanted in a sequel.
Feeling good about Code Vein 2 Penelope, ngl
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Feeling good about Code Vein 2 Penelope, ngl
Finally took a break from life to actually listen to Arcadion 12 and god DAMN.
January 20, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Finally took a break from life to actually listen to Arcadion 12 and god DAMN.
Don't worry, She's a pro at keeping warm.
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Don't worry, She's a pro at keeping warm.
Me, closing my eyes to fall asleep: I really hope chubby girls know how much I love them.
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Me, closing my eyes to fall asleep: I really hope chubby girls know how much I love them.
Maybe I'm old school, but I think more games should go for a 'stylized' look, rather that 'more realistic than real life.' there's a reason why Okami has aged like wine and not all these 'cinematic' games which have aged like cheese in the back of a neglected fridge.
January 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Maybe I'm old school, but I think more games should go for a 'stylized' look, rather that 'more realistic than real life.' there's a reason why Okami has aged like wine and not all these 'cinematic' games which have aged like cheese in the back of a neglected fridge.
When did she even get a license?
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
When did she even get a license?
RPG: we boast a HUGE assortment of weapons and spells to suit any play style! hundreds of different swords and spears and axes and also this katana and-
Me: yeah I'm gonna save you some time, I'll take it from here.
Me: yeah I'm gonna save you some time, I'll take it from here.
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
RPG: we boast a HUGE assortment of weapons and spells to suit any play style! hundreds of different swords and spears and axes and also this katana and-
Me: yeah I'm gonna save you some time, I'll take it from here.
Me: yeah I'm gonna save you some time, I'll take it from here.
"Oh hey! You're up! Sorry, I let myself in. You busy?"
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
"Oh hey! You're up! Sorry, I let myself in. You busy?"
Side characters in a Shounen will be like; 'nooo abusing your rage form is bad :c' to the protag and I'm like; 'dude, he just suplexed someone so hard they EXPLODED. let him do some collateral damage as a treat. blow up a Wendy's. flip over a big rig. who cares. let him have this.'
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Side characters in a Shounen will be like; 'nooo abusing your rage form is bad :c' to the protag and I'm like; 'dude, he just suplexed someone so hard they EXPLODED. let him do some collateral damage as a treat. blow up a Wendy's. flip over a big rig. who cares. let him have this.'
Never gonna forget that I smooched a Catboy named "Gerard Way". hope he's doing ok.
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Never gonna forget that I smooched a Catboy named "Gerard Way". hope he's doing ok.
Was stressed tonight but had a lot of friends and loved ones keep me stable. I'm lucky to have such close folks in my life.
😊💕
😊💕
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Was stressed tonight but had a lot of friends and loved ones keep me stable. I'm lucky to have such close folks in my life.
😊💕
😊💕
Me: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna stop drinking as a coping mechanism for stress and take control of my life!
Life: haha thats a great goal! anyway here's a totally unexpected Bad Stressful Thing I'm just gonna drop in your lap. for funnsies.
Me: .....where did I put that bottle again?
Life: haha thats a great goal! anyway here's a totally unexpected Bad Stressful Thing I'm just gonna drop in your lap. for funnsies.
Me: .....where did I put that bottle again?
January 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Me: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna stop drinking as a coping mechanism for stress and take control of my life!
Life: haha thats a great goal! anyway here's a totally unexpected Bad Stressful Thing I'm just gonna drop in your lap. for funnsies.
Me: .....where did I put that bottle again?
Life: haha thats a great goal! anyway here's a totally unexpected Bad Stressful Thing I'm just gonna drop in your lap. for funnsies.
Me: .....where did I put that bottle again?
Black Mage Molly! Since I realized I've ever only posted her in swimsuits and skimpy dresses. and not... you know. Her actual adventuring gear 😅
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Black Mage Molly! Since I realized I've ever only posted her in swimsuits and skimpy dresses. and not... you know. Her actual adventuring gear 😅
Real life stuff: My dad is so cool. He has done so much rad shit and I hope to have done a FRACTION of the cool shit he has by the time I'm Old (tm)
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Real life stuff: My dad is so cool. He has done so much rad shit and I hope to have done a FRACTION of the cool shit he has by the time I'm Old (tm)
Glad to see while I was gone that the ff14 writers haven't lost their touch in creating a villain I want to reduce to atoms and then shoot those atoms into the sun.
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Glad to see while I was gone that the ff14 writers haven't lost their touch in creating a villain I want to reduce to atoms and then shoot those atoms into the sun.
She's been away for awhile, but she's (back to kick some butt in wild canyon) ready to resume MSQ!
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
She's been away for awhile, but she's (back to kick some butt in wild canyon) ready to resume MSQ!
New Year, same teasing.
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
New Year, same teasing.
🎉 Happy New Year, dears! here's to a new year, and new possibilities! 🎊
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
🎉 Happy New Year, dears! here's to a new year, and new possibilities! 🎊
I say don't lie, as a general rule, but also I have awful memory and cant recall who I've told what, so lying is just generally a bad idea for people like me lmao
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I say don't lie, as a general rule, but also I have awful memory and cant recall who I've told what, so lying is just generally a bad idea for people like me lmao