Penelope
@bayomomharkness.bsky.social
She/her // Disaster Bi // ff14 addict // Bayonetta impersonator// Anime Enthusiast //Gaming Gremlin // Worlds smallest Kaiju // Weeb garbage // 18+ content // NSFW sometimes // Owner of the Escort lounge // minors DNI
Life lessons with Madeline
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Life lessons with Madeline
Put some hustle in your bustle
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Put some hustle in your bustle
"I've often heard one should 'dress their age' but that sounds more like a suggestion to me."
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"I've often heard one should 'dress their age' but that sounds more like a suggestion to me."
"YOU LOOKIN' TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE? YOU STUPID MOTHER FU- oh hey choom. welcome home."
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"YOU LOOKIN' TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE? YOU STUPID MOTHER FU- oh hey choom. welcome home."
Wake me up when its spooky season again
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Wake me up when its spooky season again
Happy Halloween, everyone! 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Happy Halloween, everyone! 🎃
*Ominous Lewd Honking in the distance*
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
*Ominous Lewd Honking in the distance*
She always feels a bit witchy this time of year 🎃
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
She always feels a bit witchy this time of year 🎃
Oh we fuckin' in it now, guys and gals and thems.
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Oh we fuckin' in it now, guys and gals and thems.
She's a lil punk rock sometimes! when she pulls herself out of the library.
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
She's a lil punk rock sometimes! when she pulls herself out of the library.
'Be like the tempest. Because before the storm, all things are made to bow and submit, or be blown away.'
October 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
'Be like the tempest. Because before the storm, all things are made to bow and submit, or be blown away.'
Y'all have no idea the things she can and WILL do with that tongue.
October 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Y'all have no idea the things she can and WILL do with that tongue.
"Y'know... when you said we'd be 'bare knuckle boxing' I assumed you meant boxing with no gloves. the rest was... a surprise. "
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Y'know... when you said we'd be 'bare knuckle boxing' I assumed you meant boxing with no gloves. the rest was... a surprise. "
"I'd say don't hit me in the money maker, but lets face it; that's all of me."
October 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"I'd say don't hit me in the money maker, but lets face it; that's all of me."
When you live your life as a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
October 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When you live your life as a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
May I Have This Last Dance, My Lord?
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
May I Have This Last Dance, My Lord?
She's not the best at strip poker. But she also doesn't seem to mind losing as much as you thought she would.
October 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
She's not the best at strip poker. But she also doesn't seem to mind losing as much as you thought she would.
I Might be a tiny bit of a Bowser fan so I MIGHT know what the car looks like from memory.
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I Might be a tiny bit of a Bowser fan so I MIGHT know what the car looks like from memory.
'Yeah I main Bowser in Mario Kart. Why do you ask?'
October 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
'Yeah I main Bowser in Mario Kart. Why do you ask?'
And then Big the Cat had the wildest fucking night of his life.
October 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
And then Big the Cat had the wildest fucking night of his life.
Meanwhile, at the Gold Saucer
September 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Meanwhile, at the Gold Saucer
SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER HOW FUCKING SICK MY BOY LOOKS
September 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER HOW FUCKING SICK MY BOY LOOKS